Start the day with a big one
From the Unlikely iPhone Apps challenge. See all 327 entries (closed)
( , Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
From the Unlikely iPhone Apps challenge. See all 327 entries (closed)
( , Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
It's huge!
and wonderful :-) I love to start the day with some toast and hummus.
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Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:33,
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I honestly think this is true
and wondered if it already existed
*Claims copyright and 90% of all sales*
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Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:35,
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*Claims copyright and 90% of all sales*
this is possibly the most likely application of all
reminds me of a cruel prank I heard somehwere.
if you travel on the tube anywhere near the City (i.e. with lots of brokers on the train), then set your phone alarm to go off while you are deep underground, but change the alarm tune to an obvious ringing tone.
when it goes off 'answer' the phone and start talking loudly and pretend that you have just received amazing news that might affect the stockmrket, then start instructing the 'person' on the phone to start selling all your stocks immediately. Then look really pleased at the sudden offloading of all your stocks with a profit before the market crashes
End your phone call then watch the people around you frantically trying to get a signal on their phones.
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Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:38,
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if you travel on the tube anywhere near the City (i.e. with lots of brokers on the train), then set your phone alarm to go off while you are deep underground, but change the alarm tune to an obvious ringing tone.
when it goes off 'answer' the phone and start talking loudly and pretend that you have just received amazing news that might affect the stockmrket, then start instructing the 'person' on the phone to start selling all your stocks immediately. Then look really pleased at the sudden offloading of all your stocks with a profit before the market crashes
End your phone call then watch the people around you frantically trying to get a signal on their phones.
haha :D
i think dara o'briain might have said that. i think. or maybe i was dreaming at the time. either way, i have also heard this and found it amusing. ahem. carry on.
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Fri 19 Jun 2009, 9:41,
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Kinda alreayd exists
The App displays a dummy call and rings with the default ringtone etc so you can get out of meetings, rings at pre-determined specified times.
Quite useful when you're going in to talk to someone you don't want to...
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Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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Quite useful when you're going in to talk to someone you don't want to...
Ha Ha. Bugger it already exists
I was going to insist that HT code this and market it to the metrosexual community at large and make a fortune off their lack of confidence and deep self loathing. Ah well, next week, eh?
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Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:59,
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As the smug voice-over man says, "there's an app for everything":
( , Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
( , Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
haha
(this actually already exists)
itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=292415518
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Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:48,
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itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=292415518