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# IMAGE CHALLENGE - Mock parliament and win a laptop
different stuff this week - we've got a £899 laptop to give away.

I've put all the info here, and I'll hang around a bit to answer questions:

www.b3ta.com/features/mockthegovernment/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Just revised the form book.
I am no longer taking bets on Beau Bo D'or
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Well it does seem to play to his strengths, really...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# lolotics
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# To save me googling...
who are these Vote for a change people?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Mocking parliament = win
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# SOunds terrific!
Will this be running concurrently with normal challenges?

Also, cue toapy invasion ;)*


*obligatory moan
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# this is the challenge for the week
however we'll keep it open for a month, but there will be a normal challenge next week if that makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# It makes perfect sense,
Thank you Ginger Fuhrer. Are this vote for a change something to do with Mark Thomas? Or is it run and funded by Richard Pryor in Brewster's Millions?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I don't know how deep his involvement is
but he's listed as a supporter: www.voteforachange.co.uk/index.php/pages/our-supporters/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# president blairs smells of wee
Plz powst laptop to me innit lol

EDIT - its a mac - ewwwwww....!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# You can win it, sell it and buy a proper PC!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Can I get the laptop if I don't live in England?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I do that everytime I do a poo!
This week I shall be mostly calling myself Mark Thomas.

In other news Fae is alive and well but sadly lacking b3ta.

Post all CDCs at half mast in her honour.

EDIT: Could you be nice enough to tell us what this is in aid of?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Yay to Fae aliveness
`send our love
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I have already passed that on tothe messenger.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# open for a month? will there be another challenge to run along side it next wednesday too?
sounds like a great compo, though!

edit: ah the question has been answered above:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# yes - open for a month
but a new normal challenge next week
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Will there be badgers?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Why not just give them the entries from the Mark Thomas challenge
and surprise someone with the extra prize

Who won that Archie or BBd'O?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# because that's not how the world works
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# nonsense, I've seen it on telly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I've warned you about that twisted belief system, man..
.. it's all smoke & mirrors.

Doctor Snuggles does not live 'just down the road' from you.
You never grew up in Terry & June's house.

Can't you see it's all just pretend?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Shut up or I'll grass you to the Sweeney
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Who aren't friends of your uncle..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I think it was actually PointlessCamel who was picked as the winner.
He never got his Eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# really? :O
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Since the winning entry is going to be printed out, are animations allowed?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# that's a very good question
animation won't work for print so it's not going to win top prize

HOWEVER, if you want to enter for fun / to get a runner's up prize then be my guest
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Cool ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Does the runner up price mean you will be pissing on someone's car?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Yes
although as it's a special compo I thought I'd follow through with a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# so is there no winner for this part?
voteforachange.co.uk/page/s/filmcompetition
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# the video thing - that's not our challenge
I stuck the linky in because they were banging on about it and I wanted to keep them happy

I'll edit the copy to make it clearer
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# oh I see
Two different competitions, two different laptops...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:09, archived)
# So it's technically possible to win two?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I guess so? *
* I have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# yes - two compos
two laptops - only the image compo is run on b3ta by us tho
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
# coolio
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# £899 is not £900 does the winner get a pound aswell?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# no as the apple shop doesn't deliver pound coins
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# a 79p download off itunes?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Yay it's like a image spamming
issit also for Dutchy's? (like I stand a chance..)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9634473
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# What bets? How whut what?
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# odds
I meant odds ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# good god
serious bussiness this week.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# You want us to take part in a paper revolution?
I'm in, comrade!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# let's march on parliament
actually they just got in touch and said they'd like to do it and I thought, "mocking goverment? prizes? sounds ok with me."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Have a dig & win a prize?
It's like the greatest funfair gift, ever.

Pisses all over those freakish & lumpen Smurf cuddly toys made by the mum of that lad on the Waltzers..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I've just been to the VfaC website.
They say "... there should be a binding referendum on whether to change to a new more proportional electoral system"


Hmmm. But I bet they'll treat the referendum as an all-or-nothing thing. They won't go for 57% proportional, will they?

They've not thought this through.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# You want them to change the voting system so that they can win an election on changing the voting system?
Have I finally arrived in Burma?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# ^this
I vote we go for the throwing playing cards into top hat method, its more fun and is easily televised =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:25, archived)
# And the loser gets hugged to death by large bearded men
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)