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# gizzajob


*edit* this is the last time I have an idea involving maths

grrr
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:15, archived)
# spangs
jobcentreplus
jobcentreequals
stillnojobs
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Thats good
Wish I'd thought of it:p

EDIT: How ironic. My chair broke so I had to get it replaced. THe room is too full of people to unpack and assemble the chair so my chair is currently a box with a chair in.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)
# I know
hang on a sec...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:34, archived)
# hahaha DWP logic
silly person
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:16, archived)
# hahahahahahhahaah! SSSPPPAAAAANNNNGGGG!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:17, archived)
# pffft :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:17, archived)
# :(
sigh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:19, archived)
# i shall post this here i reckon
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:19, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:34, archived)
# this just flipped my shitty Friday morning upside down
now I'm upside down on a shitty Friday morning but at least I'm smiling now.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:53, archived)
# ha!
they had to take on more staff at my local Jerbcentre, they have been rushed off their feet :|
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:21, archived)
# took me 35 mins to sign on lastweek when it usually takes 10
I guess it's good we're keeping someone in a job...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:24, archived)
# did you have to teach them how to write?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:25, archived)
# it's the ones who sit in the corner shouting "Make fire go!" that you've got to watch out for
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:27, archived)
# last time I told the signing on clerk I had applied for a job..
she brought the details of the job up on the monitor and explained how to go about applying for it, I smiled and nodded.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:30, archived)
# The lady I sign on with has big tits
and is a right MILF! Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:31, archived)
# they're all boots here.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:34, archived)
# It almost makes it bearable going to sign on.
Only almost mind....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)
# If he does steroids
does that mean the balloon would pop:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Leg's had just grow....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:38, archived)
# erm
OK
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:39, archived)
# You dirty ninja :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I left an S off
It still made sense. Don't make me go over there and blow your candle out!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Yeah, whatever :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)
# haha great ain't it? :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:34, archived)
# jobcentre=2
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:21, archived)
# hey!
I'm a "Designer" not a mathmatician!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:22, archived)
# I read that in a DeForest Kelly voice.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:24, archived)
# just as it should be.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Dammit k3b/-\b!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)
# i love you too sweetie.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# err, no
jobcentrejobcentre = jobcentre*jobcentre = jobcentre2

jobcentre+jobcentre= 2jobcentre

I think.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Well yeah,
but jobcentre = 2 so it doesn't matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
# interesting.
so, if you were off to sign on, you could say "i'm off down the 2"
which could be understood as "i'm off down the shit*".

hmm. point taken.

*could also refer to visiting Stoke on Trent.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:44, archived)
# hence, jobcentre =2.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# but jobcentre =0 is also valid.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# No it isn't is it?
Anything *0 is (imagine an 8 on it's side) isn't it/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Oh no,
that's divided by zero.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)
# shame
i liked the idea of my having no beer, where 0*beer=∞ beers!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:04, archived)
# it's possible to extend the reals...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)
# like on a fruit machine?



(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:11, archived)
# yeah, but that's trivial.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:08, archived)
# HA HA HA
I LOVE REBRANDING!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)