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dam him and his wonky eyes

From the MOCK THE POLITICIANS AND WIN A LAPTOP challenge. See all 522 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Nice Q.Blaking!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# this
very much.

and lots of it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# This
And likewise.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# In a word, wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# dy.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I just drove past a fancy dress shop with Hi-di-hi outfits in the window
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# You probably drove past Su Pollard's house & she just happened to be doing the windows.
Fancy Dress shop? Never heard the like..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Did you also see Mr. Ben?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:22, archived)
# The Noob Squad just pulled up outside & are threatening to arrest me for having no idea what 'dy' means..
.. whisper it to me real quick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# ...
clou
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# cloudy? dyclou? that's even more confusing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:14, archived)
# ben
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# Don't try to solve it.
You'll probably end up with a bunch of Cenobites hassling you at work..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# dammit I was
leading him down a dark path an all
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# heh. "I have such sights to show you!"
"Really? Like what?"

"... Well. Er. Dead people. Torture. That sort of thing"

"No thanks, piss off"

"Oh go-on. Pleaaaaase"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:24, archived)
# go on
go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on
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# Damn you, plot holes!
Will your dark thirst never be sated?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Sorry
mis-read you and thought it said
"how"


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I like wowdy.
Feels safe, y'know?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:19, archived)
# wonderful!
just wonderful! *clicks
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# that's marvellously done
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# All of the above
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# hahaha!
this is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:10, archived)
# ^ What all those ladies just said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I bet
he still glues kids to trees.

ace that =)
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# !
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# nice blakeage
i just manageed to get this into the comments section of richard littlejohns column today



yes, i am quite proud of myself.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# that is spot on perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Cracking
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:29, archived)