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# new T-shirt spamspamspam
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I read that as 'Say No to Cheggers'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# that^
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# t'other^
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:14, archived)
# I endorse this sentiment.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# He only leads to harder shuff
Wogan.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# best place
but be sure not to get stuck
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Good thinking
BEST TO BE SAFE.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Cheggers
know the risks
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:10, archived)
# you only hide in there
so he can slide his tiny man meat through your slot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# random Cheggers fact
Cheggers has a twin brother called Jeffrey.
(presumably he is not chuffed that Keith showed the world that he has a tiny cock)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# while wearing a pith helmet
pith helmets = comedy hats of all ages
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I want one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=10dmK7O-KSY
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# i have friends that are identical twins
strangely, one does have a bigger cock than the other
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Interesting
Have you seen this for yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# yes
they are fond of asking for comparisons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# rather you than me
I have no yearning to become a Cock Inspector.
That said, Flange Assessor would make an interesting change from IT.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# i do enjoy a good cock inspection
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)
# happy candleday!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Yours will start any second now, I think!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# yes but at the stroke of midnight
i may also turn into a pumpkin!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# you old folks
clogging up /board
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Sorry
Who are you?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# there should be a geriatric ward for old b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# it's called the dayshift
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Heheheheh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# No dear, not ward, board!
It's called the messageboard. now tootle of to /talk there's a good boy. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# speak loudly and slowly
into the trumpet dearie!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Mmmmm
pie.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Cakes too!
Happy this day, I just missed mine, by 4 days. With my punctuality that qualifies as "just".
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# we should all say no to cheggers
especially if he's naked again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Ironally I am currently starkers
*flaps about*
*makes I b3ta in the noddy badge*
We've all done it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# i completely believe this
i may get naked and count my bruises
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Yes
This is a good thing after a night out:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# not a night out
a most excellent day of paintballing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# did he mind?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# pfff
i would go again tomorrow if i could
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# would he mind?:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# of course not
everyone loves a bit of Smash ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Do dodo do do do dodododod...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
# silly person :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Happy B3taday Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# *spluffs*
EDIT: Is that a birthday Shepherd's pie?
If so this is something the world should be aware of and should replace the dated birthday cake!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I don't know.
But I do know, that its really really nice because it contains a lot of niceness
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# You can also have birthday cheeses too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Why not? they'd be great with birthday wine too
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# vodka. birthday vodka.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# PlAyS pOp!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# happy b3taday fella
enjoy the cake!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# 7 years?!
fucking hell

:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)
# I do already.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# You're far too polite.
I just ignore them.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# My favourite line is reserved for save the RSPCA.
"I am sorry, but I am routinely cruel to animals."

I like to tell the NSPCC that "I hate children. Cannot bear the little worms." when I have my three in tow.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# whats a chuggers?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# charity mugger
basters that swarm the streets demanding you pay a monthly fee to a child in Africa or similar.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# who work on commission quite often, it's absolutely the worst way of giving to charity.
I give to charity, but I object to being hassled every ten yards during my lunch break.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# A lot of the charities use outsourced sales staff.
It seems that its the same here. One of these days I'm going to go up to them and ask for money
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# i was right
filthy fuckin tip rats!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# my guess is they be akin to
filthy fuckin tip rats!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# i have to plan my route around town to avoid those bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# NOW ya tell me
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# more of this...
...kind of thinking!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)
# It hurts when I think like that.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 1:40, archived)