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# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:14, archived)
# 'ning mr OP
I'm having a job interview next friday...and still have to make it trough the week....my boss is giving me shit workloads of bullshit for shit customers. Please advice how to live trough the period.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:19, archived)
# use bigger tampax
(waxdart hello., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:20, archived)
# montly female bleeding lol
still I need solutions!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:21, archived)
# try iodine
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)
# it only scares the rats away...
I need higher quality solutions!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Good old fashioned stoicism

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:24, archived)
# i would say land the job first
tell them you need 2 months notice, right?
then wait a month before you tell your bastard boss and just behave like a real git. I mean a real git big time. But get the job first. We here at b3ta will ease your passage like warm vasaline.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:21, archived)
# There could be a flaw in this plan
If he gets the other job they will presumably take up references after offering it to him. His employer will know about it well before the first month is up.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:24, archived)
# This needn't matter. As soon as the refs go through, then it's plain sailing.
It means that at the very least the last three weeks can be fun fun fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Yes but I mean it won't be a surprise for the boss when he has been asked for references
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Well this is true.
But that in itself would technically make it more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Haha, yes!
Pretend you don't know anything after your boss has already sent said references, then give the bare minimum notice requirement.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Assuming that the boss doesn't wait until you are about to leave to do the reference.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Well I'm on a internship contract...so I could be gone in a week or two.
You're right..I'm waiting till I get a job...still can't wait to get out of this wannabe online master of the universe wanker company.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Is your boss HeMan?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:44, archived)
# more like the female version of skeletor
I said 'wanabe' ;). If they were it would be kickass and I would drive a green tiger to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Advice from "Just another guy off the interwebs™ ":
on the recieving end of too much bullshit? Either get a shovel, or start spewing the stuff out yourself. Managers are two dimentional and suffer from delusions of grandeur. Speak enough bulshit and they will love you.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:24, archived)
# My current boss (who should be running the ocmpany) acts like a media manager..and fucks everything up.
SO we have to make overtime...while we have shitloads of time to finish and fix things. Our fricking pitch process is fucked, and yes she exist entirely out of faeces and hot air.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:34, archived)
# cor, your office must be fun when the aircon' breaks :D
I've found over the years, the less work I do, the more bosses like me. Now either I'm getting better at spreading out my work and doing the bear minimum, or they hate everything I do.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)
# "The sign of good management is a clear desk"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:38, archived)
# hahah! nings V'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:42, archived)
# pfft
shit...I do it wrong. I trash my desk...so I look busy.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)
# I'm a proud practitioner of that 'Dilbert' theory.
Still...they are nagging the hell out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:39, archived)
# slip some laxatives into the drinking water and coffee supplies.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# It would be a shitaster!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:51, archived)
# buy a child's bontempi organ
and play that in the office

and if anyone complains

go "AHHH!" point into the air

and then go to your desk and blast off a quick bossa nova*

(* it is unknown if this is a euphemism for masturbation)

and from henceforth, communicate only using the audible potential of the bontempi organ.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:58, archived)
# This deserves the stragest advise ever award!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:12, archived)
# strange, oh my
it's far from as strange as it can be :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Hahaha
I would love to do this on my last days on a job
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Oh Nimoy, your anger is illogical
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:19, archived)
# hahahahhahahaha! what an awesome thing to log on to and see :D *click*
ningles everyone!

I've had to move desk AGAIN. I hate change.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:21, archived)
# are you like that bloke out of office space?
burn down the office, that is the answer always.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:22, archived)
# damn... actually i am... I even have an official red swingline stapler (I keep it at home now as I fear it's impending theft)
....now where are those matches?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Milt,
we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:31, archived)
# yyyeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh......
;D

www.techcomedy.com/www.redswinglinestapler.com/show_product.php
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 9:42, archived)