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# Man on Train gets slimed


Took this on the train this morning and would like to hear any non disgusting explanations as to what that is on his face.

1. It wasn't me

2. I wish my PS skills were that good.
(Peacocke, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Bukake?
or maybe he's the android from Alien?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
# gargh mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I guess it could be mindpiss.
It looks a little thick though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:10, archived)
# mind spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Munk
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Spind
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Mink
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:23, archived)
# it's one of them new bluetooth headset thingies
but it's gone wrong, like the android in Alien that's played by Bilbo Baggins.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
# he's listening to jizz
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
# ahhahaah
this wins the internet
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Niiiiccceeee!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:06, archived)
# At least it's not scat, I guess
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:10, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I snorted whisky outta my nose
Which is odd as I am drinking wine.
It burns.
funniest thing I heard/read all day, thanks micto:D
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Fifteen hundred points!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Ectoplasm
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:06, archived)
# he looks as tired as I am
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)
# He is listening to The Sex Pistols,
He love spunk....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Some of the fluid he stores in his headphones has leaked out
Obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:08, archived)
# He's got the aftosa
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:12, archived)
# The train is obviously going down a steep hill.
The rapid change in pressure has ruptured his eardrums. The white stuff is leaking out from his brain.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:13, archived)
#
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=splooge
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Hair Gel
Or cerebrospinal fluid.
Or you spat on him.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:14, archived)
# OH FFS, WILL SOMEONE DRAW A COCK ON THIS PIC!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I AM NOT YOUR COCK-DRAWING BITCH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:17, archived)
# DO IT!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:18, archived)
# NO!
I'm at work and I only have paint and I'd get into trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Paint is the new Photoshop
www.crunchgear.com/2009/10/05/now-your-ms-paint-sketches-can-be-rendered-into-full-blown-photochops/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I heard about that.
It's gonna put us all out of our jobs :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:30, archived)
# YES YOU ARE!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Why don't you do it?
I'll give you all the unpopped kernals from my bag of popcorn.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:23, archived)
# \o/
errr..
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Puss....y cat dolls
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I came
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:20, archived)
# The batteries in his noise cancelling headphones are leaking
and the acid (pictured) caused terrible, disfiguring burns over the course of two hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Didn't really need to see that... :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:27, archived)
# earlier that morning..
(Mr Chicken, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:29, archived)
# ARF!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:37, archived)
# new wallpaper sorted
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 23:03, archived)