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# Not that I have a huge urge to mock the dead but...

Just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Yesterday
.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I'm sure I was on yesterday. Have I lost a day again...
...*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# You've missed them
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Pheww, I can handle the fact that I'm slow...
...B3ta being slow on a star's death would mean something was wrong with the fabric of time.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# If by faster than this you mean yesterday,
then yes. You missed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Yesterday fella.....
Literally dozens of em. The fun never started stopped.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Yes, you missed it and all the homophobia and PC anti-homophobe rage that went with it.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# It wasn't really rage
just questioning the humour. Pasanonic isn't round these parts no more (I don't think).
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# and if he is, I still think he's a fucking cock
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I think he ended up ignoring everybody including himself and so imploded in a puff of inconsequence.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# what's PC about anti-homophobia?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# It is political correctness.
You seem to be assuming that I'm using the term in the same way the Daily Fail do - as if it were a bad thing. I'd say that all forms of correctness are....correct.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# we're waiting for the post mortem. When it gives a result of "natural causes" and nothing else, we'll have a compo for "Gately - what was the REAL cause of his death?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# SWINEFLU JAB HAS MERCURY IN IT!
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Baaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# There was a comment like that on the BBC site
Asking if he'd had the swine flu vaccination. Dunno if it was subtle humour...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I think you quoted it here yesterday (or someone did)
that's where I lifted it from anyway.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Wasn't me
www.b3ta.com/board/9736705
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# That's the one.
All credit to the wub feat. Lisa from London.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# give it a few hours and the Daily Fail site will have "SWINE FLU JAB MADE FROM THE REMAINS OF FREDDIE MERCURY! Info dug up from teh interwebs somewhere says they're using Freddies remains to combat the epidemic"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# It must be true, I read it on the interwebs!
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
# *points*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Ahh, the un-necessary key changes.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# *Chokes on tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# try coming back yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Yes I do now feel stupid (well, stupid-er)
What's amusing is that me feeling stupid is a lot less disconcerting than B3ta missing out on a celeb death. I'm stupid and B3ta still works, the world is right again.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# There's nothing more disconcerting than thinking you're the only sane person in a world gone wrong.
Accepting that you're as much of a dullard as everyone else brings a sort of comfort, in my experience.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I'm tempted to say
no one can think of anything funny about his death


but that doesn't normally stop 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# who the fuck is he?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# *sigh* here you are then:

happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)