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# 'Mike Dyson? Funny little name. I remember uncle Lennox mention you once?'
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:37, archived)
# hahahahaha...
anyone know what actually happened?

I heard she got a slap and that was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I heard it was Dixon?
Fame's gone to his head!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Whats he gone and done then
to get fame
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Dur
He was on the fourth plinth, thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# He wasn't supposed to be, mind.
He just happened to be passing and thought he'd have a crack at it.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 12:21, archived)
# He only bought the Fame DVD Box set
Dancing all over the shop, flailing arms, high kickin', the lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I heard someone of musical taste walked up to her and gave her an accurate appraisal of her talent
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Attacked by thug accordng to The Sun
The Daily Heil went with "Evil Immigrant Fiend in Foiled Bookshop Massacre"

Then one of the columnists speculates how the the People's Princess would have reacted
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Would she have "turned in her grave"?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# How did the attack affect house prices?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# She probably nicked someone's pen
Look at her eyes. The cold, dead eyes of a serial pen thief.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# stealing someones serial pen does warrant a slap
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# after a 5 hour wait in line I think she got off light.
(waxdart hello., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# username lols
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha
good call
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Hehehe!
So HE'S the culprit!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Anyone who tries to write a memoirs while still in their twenties deserves a slap.
In fact, the government should create special force of people to go around slapping young celebrities who try to write memoirs.

Here's a brief synopsis;

"I did fuck all for 20 years, then because I was a tolerable singer I went on a TV show, did fuck all again for another couple of years and then wrote this. HAHAHAHA you paid real money to read this you fucknut!"
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)