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# it's my 4th B3TADAY !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:59, archived)
# No icon, no candle no cayke. You know the rules.
You can eat one of those poisonous-looking sugar flowers though. nomnom.

**STOP THE PRESS**

Happy b3taday!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Bout time you donated then
Then you'd have a candle and we'd believe you and give you cayke
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# there- donated.
now can I have a picture of your bum?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)
# See profile
It's all there
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Congrats, you terrible cunt!

And I agree about the lack of donations. Get an icon, you terrible cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
# where do I donate then?
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Click on an icon
or b3ta.com/features/appeal/
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I done it
I'm legal, fuckwipes
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)
# :D
CANDLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Terrible online bullying.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:07, archived)
# About time and all too!
Happy b3taday cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)
# yyyaaaaaaayyyy

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Excellent!
Have cake!

Er.... I don't actually have any to give you though, so you'll just have to imagine.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Imaginary cake is so often the best kind.....
*imagines a Fruitcake battenberg fusion type cake.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Pah! I imagine a double-mega-triple-boozy-chocolate cake
It puts your fusion to shame. TO SHAME!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:13, archived)
# covered in marzipan arses?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Yeah.... only made of something edible instead....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I made a cherry and marzipan cake in our new breadmaker
it lasted precisely an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)
# 0_0
That sounds unfeasibly amazing... I was not aware you could do such witchery with a bread maker.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:21, archived)
# For some reason this conversation has left me with an insatiable need for
TRIFLE!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Oh yes
I have no chocolate in the house at all. This is bad.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)
# CAYYYYYKE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Well done that man

Ps: you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:59, archived)
# :D
happy vaginal extraction day

Oh by the lack of candle I thought you meant your real one. Buy an icon you tight fisted get
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Klaatu barada nicto.
You terrible so & so.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Happy Candles
All the best b3tans were b3tan in October
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)
# "Come on lads, let's get home. The sky's beginning to bruise, night must fall and we shall be forced to camp.."
Happy B3ta Day, Monty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:53, archived)