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# Saw some nasty people calling this montrosity a 'Jabba', last night on the board!!!


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I must concour my lord, for it is not!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:58, archived)
# internet
dating's not all its cracked up to be...
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# 'sclearly a Gammorean Gaurd, innit
d'oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
#
well spelt young man!! well you got the hard bit right lols
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# thanks
did I do it right? Today my brain, brain-finger interface and fingers are all being hella-lame.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# awww, poo
I'm going back to fighting crime, see y'alls later B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# That's not a Jabba, that's a Gamorrean

or so my mum tells me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# anyway
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:04, archived)
# twerze is...
Russian for Terz - a city in peripheral Russia.
(stuntsmile, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# thanks but it doesn't sound right
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
# You're right...
It's actually Polish for Terz.
(stuntsmile, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# It's a Polish town also
You bunch of Polish Towns you!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:21, archived)
# A pack of Krakows
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# phew at least I'm not a principality...*spits*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Next on b3ta: Person with glasses gets called "Four-eyes"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:07, archived)
# ha ha
B3tas slow slip into it's own version of 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:08, archived)
# you cunt thats totally unhelpfull
if you don't like it just click hide blah blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# also: Ginger kids, do they really smell of spice and shit?
(possibly only my school that had that one as a regular playground taunt, but I'm determined to proliferate the hate.)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:08, archived)
# He who controls the spice
etc
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Fucking Harkonnens
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Which brings us neatly back to Evil_Ted's image.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# At my school
ginger kids just spelt of piss
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha
spice and shit?

what a bizarre combo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
# secret recipe for Dr. Pepper
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
# "what's the worst that could happen?"
ginger hair
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# with a hint of orphan tears
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Ah... Speccygate...
I can already feel the righteous indignation and self-important crusading building up...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:09, archived)
# On a related note
my e-petition to get the PM to publicly denounce Jan Moir was rejected as there was another one already.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# any petition for the PM to do anything the public wants
will be disregarded. i know, i've tried.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# It depends what you mean by disregarded.
The mods don't reject them, but that doesn't mean the PM will do what we tell him. My petition to get Tony Blair to insist that the Defence Procurement Agency challenge BAE Systems' decision to base the Combat Management Systems on the new Type 45 destroyers and the upgrades for the Vanguard class submarines on Windows was approved and ran happily for a year, attracting signatures from many well respected academics and such.

Our nuclear deterrent is still controlled by Windows, however.

Also, usually the things that the public want the government to do are either stupid or impractical. A lot of the petitions are ridiculously specific to the person posting them. As if the PM is going to come and sort out your wheelie bin.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# That's hardly surprising
When we have people in charge ordering multi-billion pound warships designed around a prototype aircraft that has yet to prove it works and even if it does may never even enter production for international sale.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:21, archived)
# And yet my wheelie bin STILL hasn't been emptied.
*revolts*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that the new aircraft carriers will still work with harriers if the JSF proves impractical.
It's the time it took for them to actually get their fingers out and get anything done that's the problem. It took from 1997 to 2004 before they actually approved a design.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Oh I don't doubt that
But would you want to extend the service life of what is essentially a slow moving easy target for another 30 years?

They should have designed them with launch catapults and refitted some Typhoons, job done.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Yes
Which I believe is pretty much what the French have done with theirs.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Don't point that thing at me.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:08, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:08, archived)
# You bad man :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# oh, you noticed
this nurse outfit is a poor disguise...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I can clearly see you're nuts
/ ac
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# damn
forgot the trousers again, didn't i?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Nevermind, we love you and all your little ways ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# aw, fluffy
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
# hahahaha! What on earth is that???
(the source that is... I'm guessing I missed something)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
# here:
www.b3ta.com/board/9754044
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# woman who got beaten up for being fat
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# there isn't a mob big enough
to beat that up
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)