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(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# i laughed through my nose because i have a mouthful of sandwich
im still chewing while i type.... still chewing... swallowed half... schewing more... swallowed... getting the loose bits ... done.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
# THERE IS ONLY ONE MARMITE!
and I think the reason no other yeast extract sells well is that most marmiteeers don't even realise what they are eating. "Yeast extract - eurgh sounds like a fanny disease"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Hang on
That's the Vegemite jar isn't it?

There are actually two marmites as well. New Zealand marmite and British/South African marmite are too entirely different things.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Satan's Bottom Scratchings
actually though have you tried one of those mini Marmite Cheeses they are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# YES!!
Finally, everyone else on here hates them. Silly heads.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I haven't tried them
but want to

I love Marmite

Oi loves cheeses

(apart from Stilton)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:10, archived)
# All types of stilton or just blue?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Un-blue Stilton is just blue stilton that isn't ready yet.
People need to learn patience.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I bought two bags for my friend who can't find any.
But I eated them :(
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
# We get them from Morrisons
they sell them in little net bags - I was shocked how good they taste.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# That, is a vegemite jar. Which, not only, have you callously defaced it, you have insulted the finest of all the yeast based spreads.
You will be hearing from our diplomats.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Wait, I've seen this!
You'll just invite him over there and give him "the boot"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Personally, I'm not so hospitable :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:26, archived)
# oh
will he give me the punishment of a boot to the buttocks?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# HAHA :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:19, archived)
# you should be so lucky...
lucky lucky lucky...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I read a piece by an Australian bloke who was going round the world eating stuff (as you do)
He said Vegemite in the UK isn't as nice as the stuff in Oz and he thought Marmite was better. Vegemite does taste like shit compared to Marmite over here. I'm sorry, but it's true.

None of them are as nice as Bovril anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Lies, lies, all lies.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Seriously
sometimes it has a crust on it when you open the jar. Unless they've made significant improvements on it since I last tried it in 1992. It was always the stuff you got when the Marmite ran out, usually with a resigned shrug/shudder.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Bovril is wrong.
It's wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Bovril is now made with yeast extract
and is basically concentrated marmite (which is already concentrated to start with).
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# But so, so right.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# ^ew
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)