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[challenge entry] Bindun?


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(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I don't want to fuck any of my old school friends.
I had very few friends at school, and they're all hairy men. The rest of my school was a cunt factory.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Tragic.
Some of my fellow pupils were stunners. And that was just the blokes! Hoo yeah!
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I had fellow pupils who were attractive ladies.
But they weren't my friends. Apparently one had to be a fat rugby player who punches the intelligent in order to make friends at my school.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:44, archived)
# You mean no one appreciated all your hard work as president of the Model Railway Club?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# haha
I didn't belong to any clubs, just hung around with geeks like me. Which obviously made us all gay for each other and deserving of unprovoked violence.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I expect you are exagerating
due to having watched too many American teen movies. I was a nerd at school. I have never seen a nerd get beat up. The only fights that took place at school were between two individuals who consented to fight one another.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I'm afraid not
although "beaten up" is not what I meant. But getting punched, kicked, kneed in the side of the thigh (which hurts like fuck) for absolutely no reason was a common occurrence for me and my friends. We weren't all that nerdy really, just not "cool".
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:54, archived)
# A vicious nudging in the lunch queue
that sort of thing.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I think you're mistaking "your own experience"
with "other people's experience"

I have no reason to lie. Your unwillingness to accept that people may have had a bad time at school is rather odd.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# What I'm doing is basing my understanding of the world on my experience of it.
Just like every single human being alive, or who has ever lived, or who will ever live in the future, does/has done/will do. I simply don't believe that your experiences were as bad as you make out. Deal with it.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I prefer to base my understanding of the world on knowledge and an openness to expanding my knowledge,
rather than simply accepting what I believe about a subject I have limited practical experience of.

I do not believe that every single human being alive, or who has ever lived, or who will ever live in the future has the same outlook as you, otherwise there would be no reason for anyone to develop an informed opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I'm sure that that's what your experience has taught you to believe.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Sounds like you've read
too many Dickens novels.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# HAVEATYE CHEESEWRIGHT
*glove-slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Assuming your consent
raise your dukes, you rummy sort
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Not walking away
is giving consent
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# cunts
one person who took the piss at school cos i had a train set has recently spunked about a grand on stuff for his currenty layout, according to facebook update.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# There are train sets
and then there are train sets
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# that pretty much sounds like MY old school
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:53, archived)
# me for also

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Someone I went to school with
is trying to organise a reunion on FriendsReunited... failing to realise that (a) no one uses that site anymore and (b) everyone hated her

All the attractive girls at my school were absolute cows
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:44, archived)
# That's often the case...
...but you don't put your dick in a bad personality, do you?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# quote
of the day! :D
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:54, archived)
# hahaha
I keep getting friend requests from complete pricks I remember from school. I can think of no reason whatsoever why I would want to add them or them add me. I don't add anyone that I don't already know and/or like. Maybe they're just internet-lonely.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Which is why I'm not on facebook...
used to get that all the time on FR. One time I was visiting my mum, and bumoped into someone I hadn't replied to on there, and they just launched into what a cunt I was.

Thus justifying my not replying to them
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# use an alias
to date i have 4 accounts on the go, don't use any of them that much
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:24, archived)
# ME SO INTRENET RONERY!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I normally add them then say absolutely nothing...
Yes? You added me? Now what?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I think that's pretty much a defining characteristic of attractive girls at school age...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# All the attractive girls at my school were cows.
They never talked to me. They didn't actually do anything to hassle me though. Nor did anyone else. But they insisted on being friends with people they liked. It's horrible the way they only talked to their friends and other people who shared similar interests to them. Bitches.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Ha ha
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# loltire
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Zagag
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:53, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Are you Prodge under an assumed name?
I didn't say they were cows because they weren't my friends, I said they were cows. As in rude, abusive, up their arse and so on.

Sorry I'll draw a diagram next time
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Oh I got that.
I just don't believe you.

I went to a normal school. No one got beat up. No one got their heads flushed down the toilet. Nerds didn't get invited to cool parties, but nor were they interfered with by the cool kids. I think deep down you know that school was nothing like as bad as you are pretending it was.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Your logic is fucking retarded
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# haha this-is-my-experience-so-it-must-apply-to-everyone-else
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# lol Grange Hill

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Well, fucking bully for you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Go back in time and tell that to me
while I'm tied to a tree with a fire being set between my feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Youthful japes.
All in fun.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Did you go to Harrow?
EVERYONE got into some kind of shit at school,... and having been to the All-boys kind it generally involved massive amounts of pent-up testosterone housed in what can only be termed 'human rhinos' t'was not pretty
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Yes.
People gave me verbal abuse. I gave it back. We fought. That's life. That's not the same as being beaten up. No one who just walked away ever got a kicking. They may have been called a pussy, but if you are such a delicate flower that being called names bothers you, then perhaps this world is not for you.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# No one who just walked away ever got a kicking.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I think you'll find they did. And probably twice as bad
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Did you go to school in borstal or something?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Grange Hill
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# you may simply need to accept
that there are schools that are rougher than the one you went to.

Now let's talk about something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Yeah, but this thread has been hilarious.
The lesson here is not to post anything that hints at something in your past that may be exploited to make you emotional.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I'm not emotional about my past at all.
I was simply rather irked by your nonsensical manner.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Irk is the best emotion of all

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Irksome, that's what you are

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# In every way
I prefer to think of myself as vexing though
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
# *vexes*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Har har
You were one of the head-kickers, weren't you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Nope.
I actually was in the Model Railway Club.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Torturing the poor imaginary passengers with terrible staged crashes and disasters,
I'll bet. You sicko.

(How am I doing?)

Winding people up isn't "a lesson". Anyone who cares about anything, and expresses that care, is open to it. Big deal. Like any community, b3ta relies on a certain amount of trust. Like any trust, you can "exploit" it for kicks. That doesn't mean trust is laughable or naive. Have you "won"? What have you won?

Edit: God I'm getting my serious on. More than enough, already.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Dude.
Seriously. People are posting images again. We've moved on.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# he who runs away
lives to run away another day

/more pratchett
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Allow me
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
oh fuck. that made me laugh a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I have to say I was giggling like a loon as I was uploading it.
I know it's poor form to laugh at your own jokes but that one got me rather :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Incidentally,
what's it like being in a cunt factory? I've always wondered how they were made.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:48, archived)
# You'll need to speak to someone who works in advertising
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# that's a lovely can of worms you've got there
best not open it or ... aw fuck.
:)

and no, none of the people i went to school with are in my friends list on fb
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I couldn't help it
I was just thinking really hard and then *pop* and it exploded.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)