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[challenge entry] Herr Doktor Griffin as Nick Strangelove


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(BritSwedeGuy, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# I've never seen Dr Strangelove
so I didn't understand

it's not the first time Jack Straw has made no sense to me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
#
Strangelove IS NOT A NAZI.
Absolutely not.
Rather like our own dear beloved Fat Hitler.
(BritSwedeGuy, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# look closer...
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhh
Crikey that's subtle. Well done! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# ah I see it now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# ahhhhh
subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# me too
sometimes I am not sure when someone here is taking the piss out of the BNP or actually supporting them.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# The cross of St George in the union jack has been mutated into a swastika
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# HEY
I've just noticed......

there's no black in that flag!

but seriously though. He was shaking like a shitting dog on QT last night, the big racist twunt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# suggestions of a swastika?
Bit cryptic for me... *heads towards kettle*

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# DAY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# That it is
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# happy b3ta to you
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# OI!
You're supposed to be ill!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
# BUSTED!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Boyfriend on B3ta
It feels so wrong. This is MY PLACE!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Oh dear - that isn't right.
Eh? Why is his account not found?


(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I killed him.
It's there, nowt on it but it's there www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=50096
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I guessed it was him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
#
Photoshoppery performed between bouts of hacking up vile disgusting phlegm - which naturally made me think of Griffin.
(BritSwedeGuy, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
#
and you're supposed to be working - HA!
I WIN.
(BritSwedeGuy, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Love is in the air
everywhere I look around! :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I can't tell you why I have the views I have, or why I have changed some views, or whether I will change them again
nor can I tell you why you should vote for me. But you should
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# It's just the old shit same as other MPs, with added racism.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# EU Policy prevents me from fully explaining myself
or summat. Bloody eurocrats, that's the real racism. Yeah.
(Hal Baffe, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# You there.
It's neither big nor clever getting a Front Page 3 days into your b3ta career. You'll upset a lot of us old-timers who are lucky to get FP'd in 3 years.

Watch your step, young'un.

By which I of course mean, congratulations - that was a really first-rate post. Woo yay, and welcome to b3ta :)

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Tell me about it!
I had to wait 6 years for my first! But then again, I am shit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# 2 in 6 years.
God I'm good at this.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I also thought I was on 2 in 6 years
but I just looked at my profile and apparently an old repost got FP'd a couple of months ago!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Thanks!
(Hal Baffe, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Oh, is it on iPlayer?
Is it worth watching?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# It's like a car crash
but with added racism
(BritSwedeGuy, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Not really
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# it's a bit meh
the programme is all about him and Stephen Gately

he doesn't come across as a big ranty Nazi, just a sad lonely weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Kind of inevitable
The current Mrs Box told me that the problem was the whole programme was entirely geared to him being on it. Would perhaps been better if it had been normal Question Time questions - perhaps about the postal strikes, return of bonuses etc - so he could have abley demonstrated that he has absolutely no scooby about anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# The entire panel came across like total pricks
except for Bonnie Greer who did the right thing and just took the piss out of him
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I want to tap Griffin's left eye with the end of my pen
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I'm now using the office hotdesk to type this
as your reply and my mouthful of tea have conspired to send my PC to the IT department for repairs.

Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Right!
I'm off out to look for a shirt for my Hitler Youth outfit.
I kid you not.
(BritSwedeGuy, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Make sure you cough on the vunerable.
Now GET OUTTA HERE Phlegm-O.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)