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# I've been getting confused at the news recently, so I made this


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(__, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# A useful reference.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# *prints and laminates*
Thanks, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Why is his face so big?
Whyyyyyy is his face so big?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# 'sequel to a life story'
= reincarnation. well, it worked for jeebus.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I think, in this case, it was legit to have 2 films.
The first one was done in 1946 and the popularity of the film led to a resurgence in his career. The second one was released shortly before his death in 1950.

He really was a super star - from Vaudeville, early movies (he did star in the very first "real" talking film)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Jolson has a lot of good info.

I used to play some of his recordings on my radio show and always got good responses from my audience.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Another b3ta public service post.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
# here is another one
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# hahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
# GGGRRR that font.
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I make this font look good

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# VOA FE...ooooh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# *suitably impressed*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:51, archived)
# POW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)
# these are win win win
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:51, archived)
# *digs around* ah there it is...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Farmer Cyst?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I saw him the back of a taxi near hyde park corner.
I still thought fuck its bond. Cool.

When you've got it.
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I've just finished his autobiography
He comes across as such a top top bloke.

He realises he was incredibly lucky to have the career he's had, knows he was never going to be the best actor in the world, has come through several life-threatening illnesses, and now, in his 80s, still travels the world raising millions of pounds for charity.

I'd love to meet him, and just tell him what a wonderful human being he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I saw him at a UNICEF game at Old Trafford - United versus Boca Juniors I think.
He came onto the pitch at half time in a United shirt with 007 on the back. How completely cool* is that

*assumes at least a passing interest in football and the absence of complete loathing of Manchester United.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha
Full moon. Half moon. Total eclipse.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Vacuum?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)
# "hasn't done much since" LOL
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# He hasn't!
In fact, I don't think he even did anything BEFORE getting kidnapped.

You're a bit of a shit journalist if your biggest story is something that happened to you
(__, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# he won Journalist of the Year in 2007
while he was kidnapped.

How does being kidnapped make you a good journalist?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Same way being dead gets you an Oscar for Best Actor
YEAH HEATH
(__, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# exactly
in fact, it makes you a worse journalist, cos you aren't around to cover any proper stories
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# arf
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)