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# The Fiend Cartoon Special
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Surprise Inch High Private Eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)
# he maybe an inch high
But I hear he's hung like a horse!!! BRAW
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# Boy horse or girly horse?
In other news, I now have a large pan of pasta bolognese.
Nyom nyom nyom.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)
# As I am finally moving out of home,
my mum was nice to me tonight and went and got me a Quarter Pounder with Cheese and Chips and 6 cans of Stella.

If she was this nice before I wouldn't be moving out! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Awww
Would you like a happy hug?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)
# The big thing that worries me is
being sans computer :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)
# 6 cans?!?!?!?
You are indeed lucky :D
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# Good job I don't have a wife ;)
*goes into Stella rage*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)
# *sighs*
due to my nearest supermarket being netto, tonight i have been drinking tall tins of budweiser, which is less than ideal.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I love pikey supermarkets!
My local one is Lidl and the last time I went in there i got 15 cans of Stella 4% for £8
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)
# I really wish
They had Tesco here :-/ I miss muh Tesco
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# Where the fuck are you?
The Arctic Circle? I'm pretty sure that's the only place without a Tesco ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)
# sheffield is shit for supermarkets
crazily, there was a better selection of conveniently placed establishments in chelmsford, a town maybe a fifth the size.

morrisons and asda up here. strangely, tesco seems to be perceived as the chaviest of the big supers, whereas back home it was asda that slummed it.... probably a bit of regional bias.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)
# I decided Sheffield was not much fun anymore
when they filled in t'ole in t'road. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Ah I see.
It always used to be Morrison's that was the pikey supermarket down here. But then again, it is Northern ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)
# There's certainly a Tesco's in Denmark

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PSyiRXIEyc
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Hmm.. still time for lunch, though more rightly SUpper as late as I had it
No Tesco's.. and it's still daylight...

ANyone? Anyone? Bueller? Frye?
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# mmm... pasta bolognese.
I am still at work, so I has Cup o noodle
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# Inch-High Private Eye
With the Yard-Long Private Schlong!
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# LURKER!!!!
*glee*
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# Not lurking...
...just never have anything interesting to say!
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Is it sad that I can remember
when hitting 10000 users was a big deal?
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# Ooh that takes me back
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)
# To your time as a toddler?
About 5 years ago? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Shush your fingers
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Oh fuck off you cunt! ;)
Oh, sorry, I know you don't like swearing. Oh F star star off you CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I love these dudes.
Also, I hasten to add that I was channeling the power of Malcolm Tucker in the previous comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
# And you do it very well too :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Hey bunnywuffles,
I can't stop shouting and swearing at people in a Scottish accent. What advice would you give me?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Actually I would love to channel Malcolm Tucker myself.
But being a grrl and all, it isn't quite the same. So the only advice I can proffer is from the man himself. When someone says "I'm sorry, could you stop swearing, please?" you reply "I'm really sorry, you won't hear any more swearing from us, YOU MASSIVE GAY SHITE! Fuck off!"
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Arf!
One of my favourite quotes! As I said yesterday, you can stay bunnywuffles!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)
# i bought in the loop
so my missus would get to join the fun. her response, 'a good enough film, but i don't know why you think its funny'. gah!
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I don't think that you could really enjoy In the Loop as
much if you haven't seen The Thick of It.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Woohoo!
*puts feet firmly under B3ta table*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Are you playing footsie with me?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Hehe
Nope, not me. Far too prudish for anything like that, I'm afraid!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)
# I spot A Vagabond!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)
# :D :D :D :D
Thankyou :D *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Ice pie, with my little eye
something beginning with "œ"
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Œthel?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Yes - very good.
Have a surprise...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)
# *applauds*
Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Just in time for dinner...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:36, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Heh heh :)
*now has Inspector Gadget theme in her head*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)