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# to be fair, it' a good way of getting caffine into the blood stream

(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Dragged by a donkey across the Andes in a burlap sack?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Roasted by two swarthy foreign men?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Hmm. I can't think of any more.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# 'All over my crotch, damaging my genitals'
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Haha. Owww.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
This is why I love B3ta, random phrases that only make sense in context but would sound like pure madness if you overheard it on the tube!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha!
damn, that would have worked....
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# You're welcome to if you want.
I can change the above post so other people don't see it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I like my coffee like my women...
exported from South America in a box
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# with enormous fake breasts
that cause it to double over in back pain
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Passed through a civet's digestive system
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# cheap and frothy
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Ground up and kept in the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# on a theme
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Heh.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
# 25 years old
and sealed with wax?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# ...and mixed up
with coke
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Brown
with a bitter after taste?
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Hot, black and full of fresh milk,
and rammed up me arse so deep it comes out me nose.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I love this series!
Keep it up dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# last one for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ah, it's funny because it's true. Ooooh, you're a bad coffee, yeah, yeah, you like it when I put the milk in first, don't you?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 16:42, archived)