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# Just hexperimenting


Actually tidier than normal. 3D week on b3ta anyone?
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Just:
realised this was a bit niche for a main post, apologies for the inconvenience.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# It might be woo...
but until I get Sainsburys for the 3D specs, I dunno.
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:57, archived)
# It's not
Sorry
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
# They won't have any left.
Why are they doing blue/yellow 3D instead of the usual red/cyan? Does one work better on TV and the other in print? And which do you get in those 3D DVD kids' movies? Is that why everyone's knicking them from Sainsbuggery's?

Edit, to add a quote from the ultimate cunttwatting chavdad who talked through the whole of Up while his kids tried in vain to shut him up. Movie ends and he comes out with the classic, "It wunt as free-dee as I fought it'd be".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# You should have killed him with flaming popcorn grenades.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I blame the Labour government,
for making it easier to get a fuckwit licence.
The whole self-certification thing is damaging Britain.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Colorcode3d:
Colorcode3d has the advantage that the only one eye has the full spectrum colour perception removed: the amber lens lets through some of all colours of light, so the image retains a limited amount of colour depth, unlike Red/Green which reduces the entire thing to a monochrome. Essentially one eye carries the colour information whilst the other adds the depth.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
# The 3 of clubs.
No hang on, the 4 of diamonds.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Indeed
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)
# i look forward to a cdc jumping out of the screen at me
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:55, archived)
# That was the conclusion of your dissertation in Media Studies
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I know I ain't fick enuff to not understand how 3d don't work and stuff, but ...
As far as I can gather, it's

1. replicate image x 2.
2. make one image red.
3. make one image green.
4. shift red image R and green image L.
5. Profit.

Innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I fort it woz free-d innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:57, archived)
# it's all to do with binocular disparity an ting
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:58, archived)
# yeah innit but that's just caused by my formlier above, innit though?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# yeh, is like kind of it works someting like the red and green images are blocked by the red an green lenses right
an so, you totally see the green image in the eye covered by red lens and red image in teh greenlens, right? and depending on your frame of refrunce ie screen of the tv or what, the images are at binoclier disparity that is conducive to effects that it's close to ya an so it's all "3D" when it's not really, it's just stereoscopic illusion innit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Yours is the traditional way.
The other way is make the left half of the image red, and the right half green, then open your left eye only, then your right eye only, back and forth, like super fast yeah? And then it looks proper freedee right! Safe!

Doing Colorcode3d is actually simpler than your original method:
1: Open both images in the photoshops
2: Go to the blue channel for the right image
3: Copy that
4: Paste it over the blue channel for the left image
5: Shuffle the blue channel around till it lines up right
6: Er, that's it.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Pepsi in a box?
Good day one and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:56, archived)
# my eyes are the same colour
therefore I don't think I'm able to see in three dee without special glasses and I don't have glasses.

srsly though, where does one procure 3D glasses normally? I mean normally, as in, "where would one procure 3D glasses when there isn't a channel 4 fundraising 3D glasses sale on at your nearest newsagent or whatever?"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Same place as everything else:
Welcome to the internet!
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)
# It's too late, the channel 4 thingy is on tonight
and I finally have managed to get british tv in germany, so I want to go all "wow, that's like so amayzing" when derren does his 3D spectacuravernacular tonight. :(

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# oooooh!
it works!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)
# ooh, spooky
/and TJ: R.I.P. Edward Woodward
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# ^^ this
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Oh Noes!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Who will chuck our wood now!?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# holy fucking shit
or should that be

"Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ! NOOOOO!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
# cremation?
Ewar woo woo etc
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Nooooo
He was great in "Crusade".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# "Increase the Flash Gordon noises & put more science stuff around!"
Velly clever, Mr Bond..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Hurrah for 3D!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# hahahaha
*can't read it*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
# something something Russell Brand something something
I forget the rest, it was a long time ago
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Ironic really that they can show the Queen in 3D.
But it's completely wasted on the Prime Minister.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
# i rather like that
i must have a try with my holiday snaps
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)