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# not as good as my latest masturpiece though
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# fuck, the vagina looks like a monkey's mouth on its side
and the penis looks kind of like one of those fish from mario
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)
# my mouth looks nothing like a vagina!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)
# I have to say
Although I like your sense of proportion, the colouring is all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I did a drawling.
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Phwooar
Though he looks like he's got some congenital disease that gives him a lack of forehead. I can't remember what it's called in English but it's Froschkopf in German.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Foreheads are overrated.
Shoulders are back in fashion now.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Damn it, I'm never fashionable
Just when I start to lose my hair, foreheads aren't in fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)
# If you're having a shit picture thread then I want in
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)
# just beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)
# nice platforms
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)
# hahaha
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:22, archived)
# iron crabs? where's the point in that?
you can't eat an iron crab
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Phantom Crab?
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)
# no!
phantom crabs make a far too ethereal meal!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Silver Crab?
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:29, archived)
# So shiny!
Also: what a lot of crabs you've got!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Much better than phantom crab. Fuck "The Phantom" - he is a superhero without superpowers! Even Batman has gadgets...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Couldn't he summon the power of 10 tigers
or some other wank?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Maybe. There was a film with him on TV tonight, and I watched about 5 mins.
Come to think of it, he did summon a dog to help him in a fight. That was mildly lame.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:44, archived)
# He was pretty strong, he had guns
but he had a fucking ring with a skull that could scar you. BADASS MOTHERFUCKER. TAKE THAT YOU UNBLEMISHED BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:45, archived)
# *ahem*
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Excellent touch on the BatCrab logo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I genuinely didn't expect anyone to notice or
understand that :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:47, archived)
# i like this one
although inedible, silver crab makes a fine jewellery item
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Yes, yes he does.
Sort of hard to capture though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:48, archived)
# I like his crabby style. And his serious facial expression.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)
# You have a worrying amount of lovely lovely crabs
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:33, archived)
# YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:28, archived)
# that is the best image of a seal pigeon pooing that I have ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)
# isn't it just.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I cheated
It's filtered.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)
# What kind of bastardry?!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:49, archived)
# The trials of the modern world of art
A bit of posterising, a quick oil painting filter, a touch of unsharp mask, and then this fine photo of a seal pigeon shitting becomes a superb picture of a seal pigeon shitting.

You can't trust artists anymore. Whom can you trust? :( Certainly not the people who taught me grammar because I'm buggered if I know whether that "whom" should be "who" or "whom". You trust *in* someone, so it's probably in dative, so it would be whom. Yeah. YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Good artists copy
Great artists hide their sources
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Even better ones lie about it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:00, archived)
# the wry grin and the satisfied squint suggest that the animal has selected a target
and is confident that the payload will deploy successfully.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:50, archived)
# It's on that naked lady's boobs
Any bird would be pleased with that.

This one missed:
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:52, archived)
# She is glum because she was born with a malformed cloaca
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Probably comes from a childhood spent
eating leftover chips from substandard chippies
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:06, archived)
# That could also explain the ingrained smears of chipfat on her upper bill and forefeathers
THIS IS SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Booooooooooobs!


Edit: Goddamn motherfucking photobucket deleting my boobs! Yes, I kow it's my fault for using the stupid site.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)
# NOT BADLY DRAWN ENOUGH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Sorry
Photobucket
Is this better?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Much :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:33, archived)
# yes, they are, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)