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# due to severe monetary cutbacks

the uptown express has been modified slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Wheeeee!
That trane looks FUN. Faster than the things that serve my area too.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:10, archived)
# With hot hostesses
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 2:08, archived)
# How is the electricity generated?
I'm not convinced that a coal engine will be more efficient.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)
# It could be supercoal
The strongest of all coals.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)
# where do we mine this super coal?
does it float?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# I do not know
But I feel we should mount an expedition to find it. And then find out. And then find it again.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:19, archived)
# YES YES
GET ONE GET ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:29, archived)
# We will need
Shovels, and Food Supplies, and Badges, and Torches.

Probably.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:35, archived)
# we don' need no steenkeeng badgers
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:39, archived)
# They're for tunnels.
They burrow down, saving us valuable effort. Plus i'm quite weak and would struggle to mine.

As a bonus, if they come up minus white stripes, they may well be coated with supercoal.

Or they might just be dirty. Either way, we get to bathe with badgers :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Bathe With Badgers
*was a fine game show*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)
# This is the first thing I uploaded when the image uploader thing came on

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)
# looks like he's waiting for permission to piss :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:46, archived)
# ^this
the facial expression helps
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Or waiting in line for something REALLY exciting
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 3:17, archived)
# poot..poot!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)
# it hit us hard too--we can't afford tracks
sort of underground RR now


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:14, archived)
# The Great Plains
Max Max incarnate...

Nothing but trains, sleazy motels and Indians...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:15, archived)
# ala Tattoo: "Des Plaines!, Des Plaines!"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# urgh...
Pretty and flat, like a Junior High Prom Date...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
It's the Glasgow Airport rail link.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:14, archived)
# And wait times plummet.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:18, archived)
# haha...yay for chuckletrains :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# I'm on a whisky diet.
I've lost three days already!
Tommy Cooper FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:26, archived)
# goodnight to you all!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Nighty night and nice speepytimes
See you all in the munin! :D

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(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:36, archived)
# top bunny!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:42, archived)
# I'll join in this goodnighting
Goodnight!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:50, archived)
# choo choo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)
# CDOT has lost its collective mind...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
# did you look that up?
Yeah, it's the CDOT...

night night.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)
# *didn't look it up*
*geeks*

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Woo! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 2:09, archived)
# see to the left
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 4:19, archived)