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[challenge entry] Goatse cheese


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From the Frankenstein Foods challenge. See all 295 entries (closed)

(twattybanjo, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# DO NOT WANT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:29, archived)
# I'm pretty sure the rule is:
Hands only. So fuck off.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# It's only pixels.
Shiny, red, fleshy pixels.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Red pixels are forbidden. Pink ones are frowned upon. Blue is okay.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Have at you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# FORBIDDEN, I SAY!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I can't see it in the faq
so I'm guessing that's your Very Own Rule.
It's a super rule and you've done very well.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Actually the FAQ specifically says,
"We would much rather see what the dark recesses of your imagination can produce instead."

I think that pretty much covers photoshopping a stretched anal sphincter onto a goats cheese.

EDIT: Checked with a number of leading psychiatrists. It definitely does.
(twattybanjo, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
# You have thought of a joke
You made a picture of that joke
The picture is perfectly safe for work, if a trifle unpleasant.

That is the purpose of this website.

Anyone who thinks otherwise is on the wrong website.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:39, archived)
# What website was I meant to be on? I mean, I thought of going on the web, and opened a browser, but now I'm on b3ta?
Do you have any suggestions for where I should have ended up? I can't remember what I was thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:42, archived)
# you were looking for the met office
hoping for snow

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Doesn't ring a bell, but I'll give it a go. Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:59, archived)
# how about minispares.com then?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:03, archived)
# as much as i dislike being reminded of goatse's horror, ^this
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:42, archived)
# ^this, only less righteous and in your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Haha.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# haha!
I generally try to avoid self-righteous and in your face, but sometimes it just slips out...

*leads high horse back to it's high stable*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
# it was fine
agreed. albeit a bit gross :(
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# YEah
Your boss couldn't tell if that was a boarderline prolaspe from the photo.

Pretty gross but SFW.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# the worst part is
you had to shop the hands. I would off you bleach, but I don't have any handy...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)