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# HEADSWAP!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha
just looks like she's taken her Mum out for the day
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahaha! ^ This!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)
# or scary spice
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Decisions, decisions
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# when you getting started with it?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Took me a minute
To work out what you had changed!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# I'm confused now
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)
# If you want my body,
and you think I'm
oh sorry a bit of sick came up in my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# It amazes me how a man
who looks like an uglier Jimmy Saville has so much success with women. I suppose it gives hope to ugly men everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# do you mean the millionaire rock star celebrity Rod Stewart?
yes its hard to see what women see in him
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Hahaha Mrs Merton FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)
# this
great line
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:53, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj-9lSEBBm0
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Rod Stewart or Paul Daniels?
Tough gig.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Yes, I realise he's minted, but jesus, he looks like he fell in a cement mixer filled with ugly sticks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Hello, I'm Rod Stewart..
Oh. ....you're rich, aren't you?

*smiles*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# i bet her parents were thrilled when she brought him home to meet them
"ive got a new boyfriend. He's 40 years older than me and he's got 15 kids with 15 different women but he did write 'hot legs'."
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)
# .
"i bet her parents were thrilled younger than Rod when she brought him home to meet them"
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# haha!
Every parent's nightmare. Or at least those parents who have young leggy blonde children.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)
# that's why Fritzl kept his in the basement
she should thank him really
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:52, archived)
# At this stage,
I reckon the older, the more thrilled. If you see where I'm going...
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:43, archived)
# i know he probably hasnt lead the healthiest of lives
but he is stinking rich and it's amazing what medical science can do these days. I reckon he's got at least another 30 years in him. Especially if he keeps having sex with 6 foot tall stunnas. That's got to be good for you hasnt it?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Jeez,
I'm doomed.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Peanut smuggler
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# funny, the weather doesn't look that cold...
CAREFUL! You'll put someone's eye out with those things!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# somehow
i almost don't believe you actually switched their heads
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
#
hahaha
do ya think I'm sexy do ya want ma body
(Zoidaroid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
# I think I need the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)
# I'd do it if Rod took his false teeth out
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Isn't that Liz Macdonald From Corrie?
(Andy-Bhoy I'm here all week, try the veal., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)
# I thought it was Mel B from Bo Selecta...
(8E74 Contains highly ironic acid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# this was a complete bastard to do, as you can see by the clone/smudge mess on rods sexy shoulders
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# I just thought that was shoulder cancer
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# did i just say it's a cloning mess? i meant shoulder cancer...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Jeremy paxman has let himself go
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)