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# As this works its way down the page with new posts, the background will change.
Cross your eyes

Light = daytime snow; dark = dusk.
Apologies to anybody who is using an older browser that doesn't process transparent .png files properly.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)
# snow is amusing me today
as my parents are in spain with the snow.
that'll teach them not to fuck off to warmer countries without me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Delicious
Revenge is a dish best eaten cold
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)
# and chocolatey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# These never work for me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# me neither
I just keep getting headaches
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
# try looking at two boxes of Nurofen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:07, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# try this...
sit at roughly arm's length from the monitor and put your finger on the screen, between the left and right images.

looking at your finger and slowly, bring your finger closer to your eyes until, at roughly 6" or so from your nose, the left and right images on the screen should overlap (remember that both eyes are still looking at your finger).

Keeping your finger where it is, then try to focus on the images rather than your finger (doesn't matter how long it takes you to do this).

Once you've done it a few times, you don't need to use your finger any more.

It is a skill worth picking up.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)
# *cuts off finger*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)
# it all just goes blurred for me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)
# *sticks finger in eye*
edit: right i'm off to do something productive rather than spend my life here (much tho I'd like to, I can't justify it or pretend I am working)

Byeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)
# *sees dead people*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# *trips over rake, bangs head on swing, spins and falls into pond*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# hahahaha
are you working in a shed?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# "Once you've done it a few times, you don't need to use your finger any more."
......
......
ooh er.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)
# it should now be loose enough to get your whole fist in
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# That's what your Mum said
(I helped save b3ta! acab, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Is it a sailboat?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# No its a schooner
(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)
# A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:26, archived)
# What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit. Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch!
(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Who's your favourite New kid?
Yeah call me Joey
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Hey! That girl's only 15!
(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:46, archived)
# what are you?
A pirate?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)
# ah! I'm used to having my eyes converge on a point beyond the image (usual way for magiceye images)
as I've been doing that for these, the 3d has always looked "backwards"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Eh
I just get two blurry images

I can do magic eye pics
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# I've got a migraine now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)
# my eyes have now imploded
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Lovely! Consider me suitably impressed.
It's a bit big though - I had to ctrl- four times before it was small enough to work.

Edit: Oh, ok, I'm doing it backwards, sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# I'm glad you liked it
I would have preferred it to be a bit smaller but I am just toying with it (the picture that is)
Here's another one that should change as people post above it

Not worth a thread of its own.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Yes I do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Someone start a new thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Proper Good
Nice touch with the balloon text
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# But if Zoidberg fixes it.. perhaps gifts!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)