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# caffeinated bacon anyone?
my latest project...

baconandcaffeine.wordpress.com/
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 7:01, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 7:20, archived)
# caffeinated bacon???
Where the f**k is it.
Can't see your image; vbloke (8 years - didn't know they let people join aged three). Even the images on you profile pages are broken (which is better than no image at all). (interestingly the server produces a 404 error when the 404 error document is not found so that it could handle the 404 error which was document not found......)
If you are starting a thread, you need an image.
Now cross your eyes and remember this...

IMAGE NEEDED
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:51, archived)
# A noble project
I wish you every success
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 7:36, archived)
# Do you mean
"ॐॐॐॐॐॐॐ" instead of "ॐॐॐॐॐॐॐ"
Only this body text is html and, if a lot of the coding is filtered out - even within tags.
So, if you wanted to have an image on the right, it would filter out the align="right" tag for you.
Like this
<img src="http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/82831/1267890592/zoidmanblinky.gif" align="right"><br clear="all">

When it is rendered in the message editing screen, it looks all right (cut and paste the HTML fragment above yourself to test it out).
It's there to protect people from malicious code and to keep the format more usable (keeping steady levels of indentation with subthreads) but it can be a bit of an annoyance if you want to do something special like your 'om' ॐ.
ॐ
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)
#
www.bakonvodka.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 7:46, archived)
# There are so many good uses for bacon...
Possibly NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 7:52, archived)
# Bracon!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 8:04, archived)
# Hooray!


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 8:22, archived)
# This wins everything!
I bought some crap bacon the other day. It was on offer in Sainsburys.
It's 'waafer-thin' and takes of NOTHING.

I may just stick with sausages from now on, I'm so disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 8:24, archived)
# wrap it round yer sausages
two porky hits in one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 8:39, archived)
# Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:00, archived)
# Hmm
"The taste and heart palpitations are a bit of an issue".

The marriage of bacon roll and mug of coffee is wondrous. I am sad that you seeking to remove the coffee - it's more than just hot wet caffeine.

Still, maybe this is SCIENCE and PROGRESS. Good luck with your endeavours.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 8:00, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 8:47, archived)
# bite my chubby cock
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 8:50, archived)
# The Links board is over there -->
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:02, archived)
# FAQ
You can post pretty much anything you like on b3ta, but we love to see your original pictures and projects. As a general guide:
Do:

* Have fun and join in with the conversations
* Post pictures you have made
* Post links to your new web projects
* Say nice things about the pictures you like.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:11, archived)
# That's not specific to /board/ though is it. It's a general guide.
Links, rather naturally, go on /links/
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)
# you're a dick
^this is now my new catchphrase.

I'd have called you a nonce but your image is of weird science which makes it win
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:21, archived)