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# Looking better than ever.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:17, archived)
# don't tease
not while the bitch is still breathing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Anyone would get the impression you don't like the poor lady
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:32, archived)
# the cunt took my milk
i will never forgive her
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Did she have sharp teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:36, archived)
# yes
the ones she shows to the public are veneers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:40, archived)
# 0_0
harry potter is on in 3 minutes!
*toddles off*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# This made me chuckle


The whole "married" one made me cringe. I like the inclusion of "yet" too, makes it clear that people are impatiently waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:32, archived)
# they are
and it made me chuckle, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:34, archived)
# haha!
my favorite is the second suggestion after typing "why does"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:38, archived)
# haha
I'm amazed, I never thought I'd see the day when someone who needed to ask "why does the moon change shape" is capable of using a computer.
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# :-D
and don't forget this lady: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8 Somehow she was able to operate a camera AND upload it to youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Nice
I'm liking the first result for "Why is my"
(I helped save b3ta! jaymz, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:33, archived)
# This set me off in a fit of giggles.
Google is my hero.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:29, archived)
# variation on a theme
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:03, archived)
# This one is odd...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:57, archived)
# is she dead yet?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:22, archived)
# She will decompose on a SkyNews Special on May 4
Remember Ronnie Regan's burial in Bush's tenure
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Ronnie Regan?
Any relation to Riff Regan?

I liked Riff Regan. Would've made a great Willow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:33, archived)
# She'll die on the night of May 5th
Ensuring a Conservative landslide after it's announced.
Because that's how fucking banal the electorate is.

"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute
conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Nice hair!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:23, archived)
# The hair
Is a symbiont.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:25, archived)
# not long now
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:26, archived)
# I expect b3ta will quake the moment that old cunt dies from the sheer volume of posting activity.
Ding song the witch is dead will be sung on every street corner and people will travel from miles around to sing songs and party in Trafalgar Square.

A glorious day that will be.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:54, archived)
# She has just eaten whatshisface for losing the erection.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:26, archived)
# I achieved political equilibrium on that BBC election game thing:

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# The North West of England has grown alot since the last erection.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Scotland has positively atrophied.
It's like Shrunken Head Britain.
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# it's all the teenage pregnancies we have here
they had to build an annexe at the mouth of the mersey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:33, archived)
# I can see it from the top of the hill near me!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:36, archived)
# the burning cars
are used to guide ships
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Crikey
I think that's all 10 of our lot elected!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 1:13, archived)
# She is dead
The Tories have her on ice. They intend to reveal her death on the 5th May and sweep to power on a wave of popular grief.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
#
popular grief? mass hysteria/rejoicing more like.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Her death would make so much of a positive difference to my life.

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# That particular sad, demented old lady's death won't mean much to me either way
but I'll cringe and cringe and cringe at the political and media hypocrisy that'll surround it.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Yeah but at least the Daily Express will have something else to report for a change.
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# Mark my words
It'll be like that dozy bint Diana again. Wailing, gnashing of teeth. Vast walls of flowers and cellophane. BBC at half-mast. The People's Prime Minister...
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:45, archived)
# it'll be the biggest party
since that big party they had for something
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Q) Should we have a state funeral for Margaret Thatcher when she dies?
A) Why wait?
(Astatine, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Would
i mean she did the country so why not have her back
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Shopped pics only please.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:45, archived)