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# Are you concerned that you might be a James Bond villan ?
If so take this test I found and confirm your suspicions -

www.physics.usyd.edu.au/~mar/villain.html
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 12:20, archived)
# I am a bond villian! Hooray!
If I were a James Bond villain, I would be Mr Osato.I enjoy Japanese art, industrial espionage, and manufacturing monosodium glutamate.I am played by Teru Shimada in You Only Live Twice.Who would you be? James Bond Villain Personality Test
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Sat 8 Dec 2001, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Avon Ana


I started this based upon reversing Ananova, you get Avon Ana.... but it turned out a bit dark & bitter.... Ooops.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 12:07, archived)
# shortly before it all went horribly wrong
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 12:02, archived)
# god, that hurt
i seem to recall...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 12:19, archived)
# having your eyes
nibbled by a world leader normally does, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 12:26, archived)
# dude..
..do i have to step in here and turn this into a cartoon?

(because i'm about to..)
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] WOO!
My first proper animation!
(I helped save b3ta! JamboM, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 11:57, archived)
# thank you.
thank you kindly.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 12:06, archived)
# no...
...fank u!
(I helped save b3ta! JamboM, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 12:45, archived)
# sorry i couldn't thi
nk of anything good for the Ananova page so I monkeyed around with B3ta instead.
hope you like it
(cold, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 11:49, archived)
# that's brilliant
I love it. Your challenge idea is excellent. To the palace we shall go.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 12:14, archived)
# that's lummin'
brilliant. I love the challenge.
Go on - anyone - you know you want to...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 12:18, archived)
# While serching for Coconuts....
(Adz, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 11:44, archived)
# Sophie Ellis Baxtor (Satellite Head)
Well last week i heard Robbie williams say that Sophie has a face like a satellite dish.

I agree with him,


Proof1

proof2

(vinnie, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 11:30, archived)
# I have to say...
...she has a forehead like a Drive in Movie Theatre

(I helped save b3ta! JamboM, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 15:49, archived)
# Marilyn Manson -
the middle pic.
It SO is.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 16:45, archived)
# lol, LETS KEEP THIS THREAD GOING
:) WE NEED MORE PICS
(vinnie, Sat 8 Dec 2001, 16:01, archived)
# i ve made another movie
you can see it at: oobo.org/imgs/jones.mov
i hope you enjoy it.
(buskila, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 11:24, archived)
# anal_lova
well it's true, everyone loves bums
(iain, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:56, archived)
# stupid ...
... but it made me evily cackle.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] bet this doesnt post
but here we go

if i dont heres a link to what i did this morning just to make me feel better
link
i off down the pub now
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:40, archived)
# Whilst searching for bananas
(and 'banana' is a damn good G.I.S. term btw)
I found this fantastic animal:


The Banana Slug
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:36, archived)
# tasty too i bet...
if you could train a herd of them to follow you around, it would be your own portable animal vending machine, how cool!
(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:40, archived)
# a girl I know
was living in a house in tooting that had luminus green slugs that came out the walls!, suffice to say I didnt stay for cake
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:48, archived)
# that's all that can live in Tooting
The air is so dense that nothing else can survive.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:55, archived)
# Excellent
That's my new favourite animal. where can I get some from? How big are they? are they 20 metres long?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:43, archived)
# looks like a
horrid yellow manky penis
(Esteban, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:45, archived)
# as far as I know
banana slugs are found in the woody regions of California. And perhaps elsewhere.
(Shoehorn, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 14:38, archived)
# I'm Slightly worried about Kofi
After he left the U.N he started pimping his furry friends for crack

Hmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] based loosely on the wandering jew
If you were the legendary Wandering Jew, wouldn't you want the latest updates on when you could expect your life of torment to end with the coming of judgement day? No? Must be just me, then.


(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:18, archived)
# religious people are great
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_468250.html
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:32, archived)
# I've put the HTML up for the ananova thing
here - as I've had a few emails saying the challenge is too hard without it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] OK - one last image before I fly to Oz
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:12, archived)
# say hello
to Toadfish
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:14, archived)
# yay
have a lovely time in Oz.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:15, archived)
# I like
wizards.
(Esteban, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:17, archived)
# Sob
They do have the internet in Oz don't they?
Go oooon. You know you want to log onto b3ta when you're on holiday. Go on.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:28, archived)
# Bananova
Beat me to it! S'pose I'll have to come up with something more original...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 12:19, archived)
# Kofi only turned his back for a minute

Save pep!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Stella_R_Twa, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:50, archived)
# Oh no, poor pep!
She'll be made to work in the ice mines!
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:52, archived)
# Why does
Kofi find it so funny, maybe he is in on it?
(Esteban, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:54, archived)
# Despite all his good work
in the middle east and Kosovo,
I've never really trusted him. Now it becomes clear why
(I helped save b3ta! Stella_R_Twa, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:01, archived)
# help me!
I'm being STOLEN ARRGGGGHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:55, archived)
# Don't panic
you've been rescued - just needa check up now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:24, archived)
# Is that
Robert De Niro in the middle or have I had too many beers at lunchtime?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:33, archived)
# It does resemble him
but it's Rob. He's dyed his hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:40, archived)
# What
you mean Rob isn't De Niro?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:47, archived)
# Robert De Niro's waiting
Talking Italian
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 11:12, archived)
# that's probably my favourite
picture of the day. I keep coming back to it and looking at it and laughing. I think it's the look on Kofi's face. Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 11:02, archived)
# I suped up my Segway
Went for a burn out last night at Santa Pod!



(Found Joen)
(Esteban, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:45, archived)
# A real
Annanova article - I think...

www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_468085.html?menu=news.latestheadlines
(Esteban, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:39, archived)
# hmm...
where's the link?

googling on Julia "111,111,111" doesn't bring anything up.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:45, archived)
# frustrating
I agree.
(Esteban, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:47, archived)
# Ah.
got the link. it took some digging.

http://www.helftkai.de/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:55, archived)
# looks like they've promoted it
by spamming porn usenet groups. Try this. there are many many more.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:00, archived)
# the counter
doesn't seem to be working. He'll never make it at this rate.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:02, archived)
# why doesn't he
just hack into Julia?

(That sounds way more sinister than it was supposed to)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:49, archived)
# It was on there earlier
they must have taken it off
Here it is
(I helped save b3ta! Stella_R_Twa, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:56, archived)
# Hello
Mi name is Gudrun and I a reseerching a project in School all about the crabs.

I am finding your site and I wondering if you can send me all you no about the crabs.

My e-mail is [email protected] and please can you be sending me pictures of the crabs.Thank you.
(Gudrun, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:25, archived)
# crabs piss out of their eyes
tell your teacher that.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:29, archived)
# take a sleeping crab
out of the water and you will hear it snore. It is the only sea animal that does this.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:30, archived)
# I've sent her
a picture of Joel in his crab outfit!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:34, archived)
# Here's one for you
Isn't it wee!
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:35, archived)
# crabs can ecolocate
and that's a scientific fact.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:35, archived)
# crabs...
> are the only crustaceans that are able to read humans minds

>can fly
>are a form os sexual disease
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:43, archived)
# crabs are sticky to the human touch
and are used in the making of copydex glue.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:47, archived)
# Crabs are lighter than air,
and if not firmly tethered will float around in the stratosphere at the mercy of the jet-stream.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:59, archived)
# crabs are...
..also the mortal enemies of cats! mice and cats actually get on very well, as they have a common enemy, the crab.

dont let people fool you, crabs are the enemy, and there once was a global alliance between cats, mice and humans.

fear! you should feal fear, for the time is nearly upon us. the time of the crab armageddon!


who's side are you on?
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:01, archived)
# The crabs
of course. Fear me, human.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:11, archived)
# Arse
My GIS for 'irritating scottish wanker' returned no results. Can anyone help?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:24, archived)
# i tried
to find you a piture of Darius, but this came up
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:29, archived)
# that is Darius,
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:31, archived)
# will this do?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:36, archived)
# He could be
Just copying Michael Jackson to further his career... how low is that?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:37, archived)
# er..
I meant the guy monkeon found, but I guess the same could apply.

Cheers Rob, that's exactly it.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:39, archived)
# I googled for tartan man
like I often do.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:50, archived)
# I found this, any good?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:45, archived)
# good ears
veru good ears.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:49, archived)
# Is it true
are they really all irritating? Can you breed cats to be irritating/not irritating?

They should have a new section at the cat equivalent of crufts...
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 9:51, archived)
# AARGH
I found it.
(I helped save b3ta! bantam, Fri 7 Dec 2001, 10:11, archived)

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