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# Maybe i should stay away from combining....
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:41, archived)
# what the flying
monkey fuckk of doom is that?

woo!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)
# hehe
if it's wings get wet it's screwed
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)
# you may want to do one of the following:
1) turn down the compression rate
2) not try to increase the image size so much
3) get larget source images

depending on the reason that this one is so funky looking
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:46, archived)
# i'd assume
option 1.

it's only 11k
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:48, archived)
# damn google...
and their damn small source pics
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:48, archived)
# these may be of help to you
www.gettyimages.com
www.corbis.com (both have no watermarks if you register, it's free)
and www.pbase.com
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:50, archived)
# no watermarks?
*now* i find this out!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:52, archived)
# try
altavista, you can sort by filesize in their searches (and i seem to get better image hits there anyway)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:50, archived)
# altavista and google search the same internet,
but google tends to hide some of its results, (god knows why) whereas altavista gives you everything
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:55, archived)
# blah
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:31, archived)
# nice
almost looks like the headlights on Lady penelope's car

Also, in honour of his arrival here's an album cover only slightly twinged
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:34, archived)
# That looks like
John Denver's hair.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:53, archived)
# lubbilifiedificationised

(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:36, archived)
# yay!
that's be real nicely!
you are today winner! soon seeing - Sunday wheeeeownggg!
and all that randomage, yay for my first entry?! ooer.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:38, archived)
# wow
that looks almost like slingish :-P
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:39, archived)
# I will probably enter, but i won't be able to claim the prize
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:40, archived)
# i'll
claim your prize if you win :-)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:40, archived)
# I'll forward
any winning doodahs to the address of yer choice, so mayhap thou shalt be a winner!/Thorspeak)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:43, archived)
# where are you located, because i'm in the states
it would make little sense to go to the expense of sending anything to me overseas
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:48, archived)
# I is in UK
but I'll send Randomshitâ„¢ worldwide, as I don't mind paying for amusement and entropy :)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:57, archived)
# Development 40
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)
# woooo
parp
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:25, archived)
# honk
yawn
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:26, archived)
# 'vening

(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:28, archived)
# hello
sorry it took a while to respond. i've been working like mad all day. but i've been popping in and out here, too, since early this afternoon
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:31, archived)
# Heavens!

'tis my rat!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:39, archived)
# haha!
liked that when you posted it the other day, but didn't spot the similarity. obvious now, though :)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:41, archived)
# Woo for dancing
Muybridge anims!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)
# hiya
did you get my e-mail about Domo Darko?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:55, archived)
# Sorry - I was away from the computer
If you see this, YES! I got your mail and I am well acquainted with Lumpen (I live in Wicker Park) and I will answer your e-mail. I am just generally incredibly busy with work at the moment.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 5:48, archived)
# It's nice :)
you're a welsome enigma
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:36, archived)
# Windows, there is no escape...

(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)
# AAAAGH!
The Windows! The Windows! The Windows! The Windows! The Windows! The Windows! The Windows! The Windows! The Windows! The Windows! The Windows! The Windows! The Windows! The Windows! The Windows! The Windows! The Windows! The Windows! The Windows! The Windows! The Windows! The Windows! The Windows! The Windows!

edit:(and by the way, have a woo.)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:18, archived)
# UNOFFICIAL spore COMPETITION #1™
fwip fwip fwip
here's a quick doodlet, you have until Sunday to colour and place this guy in some scene, as random as you like, and mail yer pic (shrunk to 640 width max) to me (not gonna post me email, but head to www.sporetemple.com and you'll find it) - the winner will receive a package of joy, containing vast wonders from all the stuff I'm going thru in my new abode in order to save space and reclaim sanityish stuff.

go on, shop somethin, free some space in my house!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:10, archived)
# I guess
I may exist...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:32, archived)
# y'reckon?
done one. he's up there/ heading towards your inbox
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:34, archived)
# yay!
thankee berky one!
you've popped my cherry with a fine thrust there :D
I have great prizes in store, I guess my first compo winner will get the best stuff, it will get odder from there on.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)
# hehe
sounds interesting
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:45, archived)
# Mikey's Big Sleepover 2003

sponsored byVaseline KY (on Kitteny Berks advice)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:05, archived)
# sicko.
woo!

vaseline is crap, ky works far better.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:06, archived)
# if in doubt
apply too much alcohol and a good quantity of spittle.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)
# that works
but the current victim doesn't drink :-(
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:36, archived)
# hit the vase line,
feel the base line!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:07, archived)
# Had to be done
I laughed like a loon, though.

Was going to say something about colour adjustment and then realised no, Michael Jackson really IS that space-freak colour these days...

woo for topicality
eww for the "sponsored by" (although the good Dr Berk is right, KY is what you should be using...)

(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably already been done.

Its a first attempt. Sorry. It's probably also too big. Again, sorry.

Edit : have just noticed I am a moron. The third entry was a bally "EasyJet" one. Sorry yet again.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:01, archived)
# many like it
none exactly

and i'm off to bed now
fdjbfgkajl;b fdskb lgbelir
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:04, archived)
# Woo!
Arf-worthy!!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:04, archived)
# ideally
still images should be under 100k maximum. ever for an anim is 200k.

if you're having trouble getting down to size, crop the image and shrink it down and provide a link to a bigger version
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:04, archived)
# very
nice! you're right, it is a bit big, though.

not sure there was a Czech Republic in 1894 /pedant
but i can't be arsed to check /lazy
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:07, archived)
# I believe you're right
That part of the world's been an ungodly mess of republics and other rubbish since Victorian times. As I dimly recall from my Year 11 Modern European History class...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:14, archived)
# Czechoslovakia arround then would have been
part of the austro-hungarian empire I believe - there may have been a bit in the cushioning bit between the a-h empire and the ottoman empire
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:17, archived)
# Next week
Scone shall be appearing on Mastermind.

:-)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:20, archived)
# weeeeeeee
I like spinny chairs
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:24, archived)
# Bohemia
from which my mom's side of the family came, right about the time of the Hapsburgs and their lip. At the time, there was such an influx of them to my country that they were called "bohunks" and treated as nastily as the Irish. Water under the bridge.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 6:40, archived)
# I laughed
and then went into pedant mode.

That pic on the right's the Hindenburg, innit?

And as I recall, that didn't happen until 1937. Not very Victorian at all...

(Sorry, I used to be a fact-checker in a previous lifetime)

(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:08, archived)
# I like it
its woo

you just need to get the gang of compression options in your graphics program, whatever that might be
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)
# Hidden man.

Heh, have you noticed how - if you look at the flames - you can almost see a man standing in them?

A really big man - true, but a man nonetheless.

(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)
# quick and dirty
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:00, archived)
# Have
a quick woo.

*giggle*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:09, archived)
# That's no barn...
that's a shed.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:16, archived)
# ....help
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)
# hehe
woo
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:00, archived)
# he's evil, he's bouncy, he's grinny, he's doing strange things to your body...
he's slightly out of focus...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)
# and he...
...is graping my squildo
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)
# I've been
listening to your musical joygasms
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)
# hmm.... yes
the quality is variable - I should really make some more.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)
# damn
I wish I was more socially able, as I'd love to record a good three hour b3ta jam
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:01, archived)
# dear.
god.

woo!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)
# Is that Kriton fromRed Dwarf?
Looks like a woo Yah from me?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)
# /lie mode
yes it's Kryten/ton/tin/tun
/lie mode
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)
# nice
pez dispenser there :)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:50, archived)
# I introduced
Kallus jr to Pez the other day, Darth Vader styleee - she sucked his forehead.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)
# and so
it begins...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:57, archived)
# you should see
what she does to Noddy.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)
#
these remind me spookily of S21 in cambodia (google it) -- a genuinely chilling place

TJ!

b3ta killfiles for proxomitron...

Name = "b3ta killfile"
Active = TRUE
URL = "^(www.|)b3ta.com/board(/|)$"
Bounds = "Zdiv class="post[12]"*Z/divX"
Limit = 1000
Match = "*"/users/profile.php?id=$LST(b3taKillFile)"*"

then point the b3taKillFile blocklist to a text-file of user-ids (numbers), one per line.

(EDIT: had to munge it to get past b3ta's filters -- in the Bounds line, replace Z with less-than-sign and X with greater-than-sign)

seems to work after very light testing with three slight issues...
1. the alternating backgrounds for alternating posts no longer alternate around the killed post
2. replies to killed posts are still visible
3. these replies now appear to be replies to entirely different posts (although, in a nicely cyclical way, issue 1. will help you spot if this has happened)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)
# .
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# .
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:48, archived)
# .
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)
# Look into my eyes...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# must
obey
bob
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# must...
return...
to...
b3ta...
shopping...
stuff...
doom doom doomy doom doom doooom
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)
# Yes, you must!
my evil plan is working!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)
# must make tea
and..burn..house..to the ground..
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)
# the matrix has me

(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)
# quick and dirty


sources from here tis quite creepy
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# sick
That's weird
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)
# and drinks them both down?
dooooctor.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# that is a very creepy site.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)
# it is indeed
but the rest of pbase is damn good :-)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)
# wooo

(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# these old buildings go on forever
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
...I likes your style.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)
# woop!
and congrats on 11 : )
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# hehe
thanks.

was my first ever non cock/sack piercing :-)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# nipple?
face?

(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# no need to be
rude
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# You fucking dwarf!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# I saw your bob dylan thing today for the first time
tis a thing of upmost beauty
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)
# Thank you
very much
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:23, archived)
# my apologies.
; )
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)
# nipple
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:23, archived)
# hehe
it hurt quite a bit, but it looks nice :-)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# I'm sure I just woo ed this
have an abscentminded scone yay
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# you did
but i didn't want spam on my thread.

so i deleted it.

;-P
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)
# arse
newt
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)
# I thought I was loosing my mind
Loosing you mind? - try our 100% herbal patchs visit today for maximum good head memory keep. Double pus goodness tripple guarentee reply.
www.mongybrain.com
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)
# i like infinity
it does tend to go on a bit though sometimes
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# umm
what was the source pic? it looks a lot like a photo I took in the hospital I was born in...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)
# u r l
(my site about the hospital I was born in..)www.webaxs.net/~lynnash/crcmh/
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:00, archived)
# Inspired by an earlier post
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:05, archived)
# arf

(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)
# I was expecting
a bit of spongage on that!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)
# wha?
i can only assume it's woo!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:55, archived)
# I have a horrible feeling I'm too ignorant
is it an artist pun?

edit: It's very nice though
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)
# think
of the end of 2001.
Notice the small boy, he's looking at the same painting the later version of himself is holding (in my conception anyway :)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)
# fantastic
I didnt get it but that truely am most woo

and reminds me to watch 2001 again soon and the original solaris mmmmmmm ponderous beautul russian spaceyness
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)
# wow that had to take you awhile
www.angelfire.com/games5/useless/
cool website im a spamonster (and too lazy to put in a message)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)
# Are you still about?
I just wonder if you realise that we will have all seen the spam now and we will have either gone there and decided not to go again or gone there and bookmarked it.

you should just put your web link in your profile, your username if you must and get photoshopping/messaging like a normal person and then people will be more interested and less hostile and you might make some new friends.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:06, archived)
# im just to lasy to put a prooper message
::::::::: to you like that better?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)
# Why are you here?
And I dont just mean on the board.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:09, archived)
# his mum
+ her brother = him
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)
# are you saying...
...he has a natural tendency towards banjo playing?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)
# oh yes.
certianly
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)
# lasy?
what the watermelon is lasy?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:09, archived)
# you can just leave it blank by just putting a single return in the message box like this

(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:09, archived)
# Off?
um...
er..
oh yeah. Cock.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)
# You do realise...
...that spamming your site in every single post is going to get exactly the opposite reaction to the one you are intending.

Most of us will deliberately not click a link that is being spammed in that way - if you were to join in and simply link to the site from your profile, we would probably happily have a look.

Carry on if you like, but you'll probably find that your account gets suspended pretty soon.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:09, archived)
# did you use gimpy?
www.angelfire.com/games5/useless/
cool website im a spamonster (and too lazy to put in a message)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:05, archived)
# didn't you do this last night?
didn't i bitch at you then?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)
# probably i dont mean to be mean about it im not sure how you would find it annoying but i just do it so i dont have to type in a message i just copy and paste
k
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)
# do you
go up to 47?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)
# who was that guy in 200AD that had a dial on his head? -
Mean Machine! that was it. If he got really mad he'd go up to 6 I think.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
# Ah yes...
...the good old Angel family.

They'll eat you you know.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)
# not gimpo
I used good old protoshop :)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
# Alright kids

Hello all. After years of reading the B3TA blather I have finally dragged my figurative ass off the pages and into the message board.

So - here I go. This is my first post, and it's pretty shit. Not looking like a good start is it? Oh well - lets hope things continue.

(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)
# Hey, welcome
pull up a kitten and photoshop a chair.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# lo
welcome, pull up a squirrel. photoshop a chair. you'll never leave.

check the FAQ if you need info on making/hosting images.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# As the new filter says, welcome
New person. Please read our FAQ. ;-)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)
# what is all this
watermelony filter stuff about?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)
# Well Hello and Good Day to you?
Nice to see people awak when the UK crew is down for the night
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:57, archived)
# some of us are still
here
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:57, archived)
# pffft
i can spot 5 brits online off the top of my head :-P
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)
# thats a novel alternative to
a hat
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)
# well
i've not got a hat.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)
# poor man
I am wearing my sombraro as I type

It's rather invigourating
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:03, archived)
# Yes I can See Fnord
Needs a little symbol by the side to denote where they are from.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)
# Hey!
Uk is alive and well and behind on his deadlines I thank you very much!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)
# i just signed up too but ive been using this site for years hi
www.angelfire.com/games5/useless/
cool website im a spamonster (and too lazy to put in a message)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 3:03, archived)
# Hello Neo, I've been waiting for you........

Probably been done before *shrugs*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)
# never seen it
woo!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)
# some of the stuff he spouts ia bit far fetched
and there is a few plot holes - but nothing compaired to those films

Wooo (I've not seen it before)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)

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