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# SHIT.....FUCK.....SHITFUCK!
Forgot to tape Malcolm in the Middle and Lad's Army. Cuntymints!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:45, archived)
# Fuck me
Brian Wilson really does look like an undertaker has given him the works.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:43, archived)
# And now we get Claptout.
All aboard the happycoaster kiddies.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:44, archived)
# Am I the only one who thinks...
...that Clapton and Elton are becoming one and the same... separated at birth?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:46, archived)
# Hmmmm
Clappedon.
Of the main Yardbirds guitarists, perhaps the least inventive.
Why can't we have a Jimmy Page/Jeff Beck slot instead.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:46, archived)
# poor Brian Wilson...
...with his folded-up tortoise face and his confused and slightly lost look. Sometimes he smiles a bit, and sometimes he looks a bit scared, and generally I just want to stroke his poor grey bouffant and say "it's okay, they're stage lights, you're not on LSD any more!"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:48, archived)
# woo and yay.
spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:50, archived)
# i'm only fifteen
but i am glad that i watched the classical prom and not this bollocks.

twasn't the most imaginative, but it did the job with no fucking ben elton.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Ok queenie do your stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:41, archived)
# Woo
My aid for this evenings pulloffathon
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:42, archived)
# I laughed out loud at that!
Funniest thing I've seen this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:44, archived)
# Not much competition tonight though
Thanks to this i have now finally got past the royal jubbilees joke I keep making.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:46, archived)
# WOO
Brian WIlson!!!

(edit- everyone's a critic tonight. shoud have kept my mouth shut. I love the beach boys. )

edit 2 - I agree MrC, the originals are the best. A lesson to be learnt about the entire event.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:40, archived)
# Woo! A Beach Boy!
We're pulling out all the stops in this Royal Rockathon now, ain't we?


/sarcasm

(ed: Give him a small 'tache and it's Ron Sparks!)
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:41, archived)
# in a suit, with short hair, sitting down...
mad.

EDIT - he seems to have lost all ability to show facial expression...

EDIT2 - Ilove the beach boys too. But I think Brian may have lost it a bit... voice isn't what it was.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:41, archived)
# Brian Wilson
IS FUCKING GREAT, still, remarkably - I mean it's a miracle the poor bloke can still tie his shoelaces, c'mon, and he's ACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:49, archived)
# Ruby representing the Yanks?
An improvement on Bush I s'pose.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:39, archived)
# You can't lick Bush....
....when it comes to these things.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:58, archived)
# pre-recorded?
why yes sir, satisfactory?
(skagg, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:36, archived)
# Elton sounds like
he's singing Koits version of The Cyclic Albatross
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:35, archived)
# Haha
Only he's more in tune.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:35, archived)
# I'm sorry but
i'd rather sit and watch a sandstorm with my eyes stapled open than watch that crap.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:33, archived)
# wasnt far off
with ozzy's timing now was i?
(skagg, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:33, archived)
# Depends...
Board-time you were spot-on.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:36, archived)
# Ozzy Osbourne and Tony Iommi...
...just played 'Paranoid' at the Palace. That's it, then. Rock and Roll really is dead. Thanks for listening everyone. Our use on this planet is no more.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:33, archived)
# Not true.
The royal family is running scared, which is why they've done this whole thing.
Rock'n'roll is winning. Wooo!
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:37, archived)
# Not at all
Ozzy playing the Palace has shown that Rock isn't something small-scale and underground, it's alive, kicking, and as popular as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:38, archived)
# Rage Against The Machine...
...are on at 10 to perform Sir Cliff's 'Congratulations'. There's also a possibility that Asian Dub Foundation will perform 'Jerusalem' and 'Rule Brittania' as a finale. Just to keep the flames of Rock n Roll burning for the masses.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:42, archived)
# i would steal a television right now
if i really could see ratm play congratulations. that would be ace.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:47, archived)
# more Ozzy later?... surely?
if Lennox can get two shots, they have to bring Ozzy and Tony back.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:31, archived)
# The crowd want it.
These pair have to do an Ozzy-based act to get anyone to listen (If they can hear them now!)
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:33, archived)
# where were the
blokes? :/

cause the one thats not a bollywood director is the funniest
(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:35, archived)
# Sanjeev Baskar?
Kumars were on at 9 , BBC2 if you wanted a dose.

Oh, Ruby's dunnit again.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:40, archived)
# apart from one or two sketches...
GGM just wasn't really that funny. But you had to say it was, because it was an all-asian show.

It was better than that fucking awful bollocks "The Real McCoy" though.

Don't start me on PC comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:35, archived)
# have you noticed tonight
(cos I have and I'm in the mood for sharing, dammit)
...that a crap popstar can sometimes still carry a tune and be merely dull,
whereas a crap comedian is just fucking AWFUL and shouldn't be allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:41, archived)
# NO!!!
MOREMOREMORE!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:29, archived)
# And the crowd chanted "Ozzy, Ozzy,Ozzy"..
Then the GGM crew took the stage, and there was not a smile among them.....
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:30, archived)
# More Ozzy please.
That was ace. Well surreal.
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:31, archived)
# wish i'd seen it now =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:33, archived)
# GGM and Ruby
can both fuck off and learn to be funny before they come back. Grrrr....
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:39, archived)
# now that
was worth it
(skagg, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:29, archived)
# pedophillia
so ur not pedophiles gut! that was a tester
(jebus, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:28, archived)
# Are you a real person ?
.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:29, archived)
# You telling me...
You don't believe in Jebus???
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:31, archived)
# Lol
Nice one.........Jebus is our Lord and Saviour. He died for our sins (apparantly)

I have a friend in Jebus.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:35, archived)
# you're wrong
he died for our sinks. something to do with the overflow, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:39, archived)
# jebus
what u saying im jebus jesus brother i tell u the story 1 day
(jebus, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:42, archived)
# Just so long
as you do it as a linky..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:47, archived)
# No need...
I read the Book
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:47, archived)
# ROCK AND ROLLLLL!!!!
And Tony Iommi!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:26, archived)
# I almost have to give Phil Collins credit..
for drumming with the Ozzster...

this is nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:27, archived)
# But Helll....
It ROCKS! Go, OZZY, GO!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:27, archived)
# look
at the queen mosh
(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:28, archived)
# indeed it does...
fucking A.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:28, archived)
# I sense an essence of drugs/alcohol
I wouldn't have thought that a rock star would fall into that obvious trap
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:29, archived)
# It's not a trap for Ozzy...
it's a way of life...

Did you see the Royal Box shot? Harry liked that...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:30, archived)
# and
charles
(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:30, archived)
# And
Wills. Gives you hope for the future don't it?
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:32, archived)
# it strangely does...
I'm no royalist, but I'd like to think that the king was headbanging to a spot of NWOBHM now and again.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:38, archived)
# OOOOZZZZZZYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:25, archived)
# OZZY!!! NOW!!!!!!
YAYYY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:25, archived)
# i'm sure this must have been done, it's too obvious
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:24, archived)
# brilliant
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:30, archived)
# Yay!
.
(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:31, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Jun 2002, 20:37, archived)

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