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# rggger
ggg

(bigbadbarns, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:35, archived)
# erm....
may i be the first to say, What?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:35, archived)
# seconded


What?
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:38, archived)
# riiiggghhhtt
*backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:37, archived)
#
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:37, archived)
# That's..
lovely... is that.. erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:38, archived)
# Right
its 1 of those. y hav u posted this?
(Eywood, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:41, archived)
# dont have permission...
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:22, archived)
# I hear the USA and Libya are friends again


/old joke, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:32, archived)
# they could sell their
floating hat technology
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:40, archived)
# Yay!
Ga-Daffy Duck!
(aden_nak, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Good morning!
1000th POST!
(Fragger, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:31, archived)
# Congratulations
You have no life! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:32, archived)
# I have no kittens either
(Fragger, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:34, archived)
# i have a huge penis
ask Cheril
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:36, archived)
# Spit it out!
ARF!
(Fragger, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:37, archived)
# Have you
been flashing her again?
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:38, archived)
# everyone's gotta have a hobby
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:39, archived)
# test
trying yahoo briefcase. since those angelfire, tripod, lycos, geocities fucksticks all hate me.



i have a sneaking suspicion its not going to work
(bigbadbarns, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:30, archived)
# fuck
thats a bit large.
hang on a tic
(bigbadbarns, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:30, archived)
# I guess you couldn't choose something less offensive, huh?
too big.
(Fragger, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:32, archived)
# of course i could
whats offensive about a few little scamps playing on a black carousel surrounded by red paving?
(bigbadbarns, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:33, archived)
# I find big images offensive
(Fragger, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:35, archived)
# it works
It's bloody huge but it works!

Edit: Is that a badger?
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:31, archived)
# can people see
that?
(bigbadbarns, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:32, archived)
# you replied twice to your own post?
The edit button is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:41, archived)
# Mrnogin Lal
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:26, archived)
# holy
fuck!
(bigbadbarns, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:27, archived)
# oops
someone had a period on the seat.
(Horny bugger, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:27, archived)
# and their anus teeth
got stuck to the bowl again
(bigbadbarns, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:32, archived)
# did you say
anus teeth?
(Fragger, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:39, archived)
# no one
is going to make me click that link


err, again
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:42, archived)
# you sir, are a...
(Sharpy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:43, archived)
# where to go when you want to start a war
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:26, archived)
# there's a magical place
we're on our way there, with guns in the millions all under one sky, its called the USA
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:27, archived)
# Bore bang for your buck
At Cluster Bomb Barn - "Armageddon a better deal at Cluster Bomb Barn!"
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:35, archived)
# Please - Help yourself to some iterating frogs
(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 7:49, archived)
# Woo! Animate!
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 7:57, archived)
# Ok
(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:07, archived)
# ooh
dizzyingness!

*bumps into wall*
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:10, archived)
# The Suns up
and the birds are singing.

Now you have to ask yourself, why I, a student, is up this early, because, to be honest, I have no answer to give you
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 7:45, archived)
# Because....
you would feel bad if you took my tax paying money and didn't go to college \ uni \ kindergarten etc...

:-)
(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 7:51, archived)
# Unversity
of Lancaster, in the United Kingdom
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:17, archived)
# Don't forget....
'I' before 'V', especially when its preceeded by 'U' and succeeded by 'E','R', 'S', 'I', 'T', and sometimes 'Y'.

:-))
(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:22, archived)
# is that
a double chin smiley?

:-)))
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:25, archived)
# Yeah...
...Nearly killed myself whilst driving into work at 6.00 this morning (tired).

Had to stop for a Latte, and an artery clogging pecan-nut Danish. Woke me up, but feel stuffed now.

:-)) )
(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:33, archived)
# is
unversity where you go to forget things?
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:26, archived)
# yes
especially when i'm not used to being up this early
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:29, archived)
# Students eh?
They're all lazy and workshy!!

/Lecturer
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:36, archived)
# poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 6:47, archived)
# Eh? Woo? THREADJACK!
Does anyone know the actual NAME of the unfortunate female golfer in the glasscock photo? I'm considering doing an article for h2g2.com about viral memes on the internet, and want to be as accurate as possible.
(+3 Baroque Vambrace of Icthyology, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 7:35, archived)
# nope
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 7:36, archived)
# Cristie
Kerr.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 7:50, archived)
# a veritable font
(Cheril, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:11, archived)
# No... Comic Sans
is a veritable font!


*runs*
(Sharpy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:30, archived)
# On the off chance you spazz this
Thanks.
(+3 Baroque Vambrace of Icthyology, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Eeek!
(I helped save b3ta! pixel8.org, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 6:19, archived)
# Eek-A-Mouse.
Not funny unless you live in Orange County.

Edit: I get it. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 6:27, archived)
# this is news to me
i live on the west coast. i thot they dug that dancehall thing in brixton. hehe
(I helped save b3ta! pixel8.org, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 6:29, archived)
# I'm in Huntington Beach.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 6:30, archived)
# Lucky bugger
I wanted to go to the paintball championships in Huntington Beach.

Sadly cant get the time off (Or afford the flights for that matter).
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 6:33, archived)
# Oh well.
HB is nice and the surf is up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 6:34, archived)
# *cries*
I'll have to settle for surfing in Newquay instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 6:36, archived)
# Woooooooo for Newquay!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 6:37, archived)
# er...?
dont get it
(Sharpy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 6:29, archived)
# Local band here in OC called
www.eeksperience.com/

They're fairly crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 6:30, archived)
# a wa do dem a wa do dem dem dem
a me nuh know - a me nuh know -
me seh me love her fi mi virgin girl
gung ho, me really love her so
(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 7:40, archived)
# I don't suppose this made it to the UK?
well, if you've seen the original you've now seen what i did to it.
hope you enjoy.

mod edit - try and keep it under 250k please, thanks.

edit - so sorry. i'm a bit new here and i think i got ahead of myself. wont happen again.
(HalfwayHebrew, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 6:00, archived)
# that's a bit big.
thus, i'm not going to bother to wait for it to load.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 6:07, archived)
# 465 k?
maybe shrink it down, compress and repost.
delete if you can for the sake of the people on dial-up

(I helped save b3ta! pixel8.org, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 6:23, archived)
# yes...
what you said
(Sharpy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 6:28, archived)
# What
they both said
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 6:39, archived)
# Part Three.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 5:56, archived)
# Why,
thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 6:01, archived)
# Please add
"workboresme" to that. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 6:49, archived)
# exploding
dog
(kiwanotree Meh, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 7:28, archived)
# phew
not just me then.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 7:35, archived)
# nope
totally
(kiwanotree Meh, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 7:10, archived)
# Pheww.....
I just found out I'm anorexic.
Every time I look in the mirror, there's a fat bloke looking back at me.....

...well, it could be because I'm 16 stone, but its unlikely.
(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 7:52, archived)
# let's all rip off vorks style
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:36, archived)
# Part Two.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 5:32, archived)
# Eeeep!
... but, aaaaaw. And yes, hugs are brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 5:38, archived)
# now
that i like. off to hope my hostels open yet. later all...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 5:53, archived)
# Part One.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 5:27, archived)
# That's his problem,
I think he's kind of a dick too, what with the floods and plague and stuff, but what-evah.
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 5:31, archived)
# Mr. Gizzo
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 5:18, archived)
# A duck


A spent a whole fucking hour on this, and turned out completely crappy. I'm a first-timer at the moving animals thing.

Better animators, what am I doing wrong?
(Amer3tan, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 5:09, archived)
# I like it
and i'm a complete suck at the whole moving shit period thing. I'd like to be able to make just normal cruddy gifs or flash. Gifs at least.
(I helped save b3ta! sppotlight, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 5:14, archived)
# i demand more information
on this "shit period"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 5:29, archived)
# its not that bad
but id speed up the background a bit - maybe a bit more blur.
i need sleep.

incidently, i pulled the most gorgeous bird EVER on the overnight bus lst night, go me...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 5:18, archived)
# Tis a lovely start...
the background is a bit jumpy - I give 'em a lot more motion blur for camoflauge. The hypno wheel might be a tad distracting, but it does add to the perception of motion.

Have a pearoast from the other night - 3 frames of craptaculous phoney motion (took me about an hour too):
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 5:21, archived)
# this took me bloody hours...

I only used 2frames and it still looks a bit
jumpy... i suppose it just depends on what
your happy to settle for, bearing in mind
file size restrictions. Just keep trying
(Sharpy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 5:38, archived)
# The jumpyness
enhances the perception of motion in this case though. Like the Good Doctor is racing down a graveled country lane on the way to battle eeeeeeeeevil, or solve a particularly difficult equation, or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 5:47, archived)
# he's on his way to Halfords
to get a sound system fitted!
(Sharpy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 5:54, archived)
# Well, good
now I know who to blame for waking me up at 2:30 am with their "banging system".

*shaking fist out bedroom window*
"Curse You Doctor Hawking!"
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 6:06, archived)
# They do take bloody hours

That did too.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 6:38, archived)
# the animation bit was easy...
it was building the Wheelchair-Impreza that drove me up the bloody wall!

edit// bearing in mind these were the images i 'shopped...

(Sharpy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 6:50, archived)
# Its
Professor Hawking

/pedant
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 7:10, archived)
# If look you really hard
it looks like he could be going in reverse.
(GuruAnt, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 7:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry about this nice night people
(Bus Turd, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 4:44, archived)

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