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# you bunch of twaps!


damn, i cant fucking jeff
(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:28, archived)
# Evening all
After plonking myself infront of computer and living a day on the b3ta boards, i'm now at home doing - ah, the same. ho hum.

So is the b3ta meet open to all or just the more established members?
(Seaneeboy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:23, archived)
# Anyone is free to come along
Provided they survive The Initiation.
(tomsk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:25, archived)
# shush Tomsk -
don't mention the initiation here...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:27, archived)
# Rats...
I've left my altar with vestal virgin ties to it in my other trousers.
(Seaneeboy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:27, archived)
# not a repost or a spaz or a timecock glass thingy. more of a request...
Anyone lost for inspiration? Do something with this..
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:16, archived)
# argh!
my work firewall's blocking all my image hosting sites... can someone do me a favour and post something for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:16, archived)
# my mails in my profile
just this once
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:17, archived)
# Thanks mate
You are truly a gentleman. You have mail...
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:21, archived)
# so do you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:29, archived)
# You Twats!
oops sorry, I just Jeffed again, pardon me..
(scabby dog, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:15, archived)
# so Jeff is a verb now?
I Jeff
You Jeff
They Jeff
Nous Jeffons...
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:17, archived)
# hmm
to Jeff, an outburst of profanity aimed at noone in particular.
Excuse me for Jeffing, it was so rude, I cant fucking humus,
(scabby dog, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:24, archived)
# to mike;
to reply to one's threads repeatedly without being interrupted for some time, as an act of boredom or loneliness
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:31, archived)
# or in spanish
nos jefemos
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:40, archived)
# I wondered where this little chap had gone...


"How much for a punnet of fucking strawberries?"
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:14, archived)
# its the comment
that makes that picture funny
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:30, archived)
# He can't fit
too much money in his pockets, bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:31, archived)
# good evening
who is jeff?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:08, archived)
# black jeff
down our local calls himself black jeff (cos we got BBC jeff, white jeff, van jeff and gurdijeff)

boing
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:13, archived)
# Good night!
Good night everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:07, archived)
# you just go to bed earlier and earlier, don't you?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:09, archived)
# I need my beauty sleep
if I'm going to fit in that catsuit by the b3ta bash..!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:11, archived)
# phhwwwoooaaarrrrr
can't wait now.

will you be slapping? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:13, archived)
# Oi!
Behave. Jeez, I go out to work all day and come back to find me bird flirting on a messageboard. I dunno.
(tomsk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:16, archived)
# *hides in wardrobe
cough
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:18, archived)
# Gotta go and meet Dr.P
for beer now.
I'll deal with you later.
*Locks wardrobe*
*Leaves*
(tomsk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:21, archived)
#
hello?



hello?


anyone there?



hello?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:33, archived)
# Keep it down in there!
i'm trying to rob the place!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:41, archived)
# Good night
and take care!
(Bobbie Bigguns, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:09, archived)
# g'night
Don't let the fucksocks bite.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:12, archived)
# try again..
maybe I won't , maybe I'll just fix the first post then..
(scooby, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:03, archived)
# you can always edit
the previous post, you know.
It may win you more friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:04, archived)
# Shall I edit all my old posts?
/hopeful
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:08, archived)
# I think you need to use somewhere else
to host your images.

Also, if it doesn't work the first time, you can just edit the original post and change the address.

[edit: ahh no, it works now]
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:05, archived)
# super
smashing
great.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:05, archived)
# couldn't resist it
(scooby, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:00, archived)
# Fakers
I am the Real Jeff and you can all stop prettending tobe me!
(Jeff, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:54, archived)
# prove it.
dare ya.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:55, archived)
# he's registered the password
damnit
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:56, archived)
# that is funny
just checked your details - like your email addy.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:57, archived)
# mine?
or Jeff's?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:04, archived)
# je
ffs
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:09, archived)
# aaahhh
I thought, 'what's so feckin' funny 'bout that?'
me=twonk

ooh, saw your site t'other day, absolutely brilliant!!
you m'lady, are the tops, I'm dead jealous. Woo!
(very widdle link tho' it should have been in the blog.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:11, archived)
# aww - thanks alot
should shove in in my profile really. One day maybe. duhh...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:30, archived)
# prove it.
dare ya.

(edit. this is how me and mike met. ginger c*nt)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:56, archived)
# with 1 post to your credit?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:56, archived)
# erm


very sorry
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:52, archived)
# After being knocked
down by a car at the weekend I have just got near a computer.

Who is Jeff and why does he think we're cunts?

AND some git has taken my Curly Wurlys form under my desk.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:52, archived)
# Curly Wurly theft!?
A most heinous crime!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:52, archived)
# Yeah, never mind the hit and run driver
I feel naked without my Curly Wurlys
(thediscokingpin, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:54, archived)
# How u feel?
Being run down by a car is a bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:57, archived)
# he's feeling a little run down
obvious really, sorry to hear about the curly wurlys though m8
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:00, archived)
# Pretty dazed for a few hours
then I had a pain in my leg.

Now I just feel sore all over. The worst of it was I had my good purple suit on. And it was very bright.

The tit said "didnt see you".
I guess you wouldnt notice a bloke in a bright purple suit walking on the kerb on a sunny day
(thediscokingpin, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:01, archived)
# are you barney?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:02, archived)
# Its a different
purple suit.

It matches the dashboard and seats of my car
(thediscokingpin, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:04, archived)
# nice
got any pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:05, archived)
# I bet
it's a Nova
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:06, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU SIR!
I wouldnt throw my sweetie wrappers in a Nova.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:09, archived)
# None I could
show on the net without being arrested for wearing an ludicrous suit in a publc place.

Or do you mean the car?
(thediscokingpin, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:07, archived)
# either
open minded me, lol
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:11, archived)
# grunt
grunt
(Jeff, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)
# I'm a twat
I'm a twat
(Jeff, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)
# Might make this tonight
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:38, archived)
# put the
apostrophe in the right place then....
wheres that pedantic pic again?
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:39, archived)
# I'm just copying
his spollinf mistools.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:40, archived)
# sorry m8
i must go and spazz immediatly to find out more....
[edit] ooh crochety little fecker wasnt he....
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:42, archived)
# woo
yay
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:39, archived)
# oh do.
Wasn't there going to be a T-shirt competition at the b3ta party? Make your own and turn up in it, like?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:43, archived)
# I
seem to remember Rob mentioning that a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:46, archived)
# I fink so. If I don't
end up working in Liverpule this weekend I'm going to make a few different ones. Deffo making one to wear though (not the above one mind)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)
# Make me one
while you're at it! I would SO like to wear that out clubbing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:44, archived)
# Are there seals in Bath?
 
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:49, archived)
# I would think so,
otherwise you wouldn't be able to turn the taps off.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:51, archived)
# reminded me of the old joke about the lunatic that escapes from the mental asylum
by raping the laundry staff, then nicking their van.

The headline read..
"Nut Screws Washers and Bolts"
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:59, archived)
# just wet my pants
that tickled me
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:06, archived)
# *spurt*
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:14, archived)
# Jeff
Your a cunt!
(Jeff, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:49, archived)
# I think no-one is going to take the black name 'Jeff' seriously
isityou
isithim
isitme???????
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:51, archived)
# sorry if you've seen this b4...
you need sound
clicky new window
(djmothra, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:38, archived)
# I was saying the other day how useful a search tool would be
to find things around my house.
Well this guy has actually got one mc.clintock.com/

(www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,53388,00.html)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:37, archived)
# surely
once was enough
(BeeJ, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:39, archived)
# Big Brother is in dire need of a kick up the arse

My firtst photoshop jaunt.. Please don't kill me.
(Bolas-Sama, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)
# but
is it OK to kiss you?
you lovely man.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:35, archived)
# Damn, that's one train i must have missed.
Fantastic.
In my four cans of stella already opinion, the noobs are real quality recently and 'I'm sorry this is my first post' usually is great!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:43, archived)
# Grrrrkkk!
And it's not even 6 o'clock! I agree with your drunken self, however ;)
(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:45, archived)
# off to pub v. shortly
awards 'do'
got stripy shirt on
wish me luck?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)
# LUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)
# G'luck!
What awards do? Not posh if you're in the pub I suppose, the stripey shirt should do it.
(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)
# pub,
then awards

black tie (supposedly)

gulp.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:53, archived)
# Good luck, bet you get something great
(if you're up for anything)
We'll try to get it in the tabloids next week if you win ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 16:53, archived)
# what, for junk mail?


cheers for the sentiment tho, see you tomorrow, when i may be slightly hung over.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 17:02, archived)

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