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# That "crazy" coke facts thing...
...is a bit shite. I only got halfway through it before the random overuse of exclamation marks drove me nuts. Illiterate bastard.
Surely we can do better than that?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 6:55, archived)
# this is
much better
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 6:56, archived)
# They ought to
give marks out of 10 for style and colour
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 7:35, archived)
# The most annoying thing about that site
is the incessant midi soundtrack...
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 7:19, archived)
# I won't say a word
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 6:34, archived)
# help!
to use the preview button

Small-Daniels is trapping goats in his latex bondage chain machine!

No goat is safe
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 6:48, archived)
# she looks like she's
made of fibreglass
(Nacho, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 7:05, archived)
# Pearly King and Queen
http://theroyal.com/
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Tue 8 Jan 2002, 6:08, archived)
# I love this guy

He fills my days with sunshine.
(twelveways, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 5:53, archived)
# i think..
..he has a message about your porn habits

here
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 6:27, archived)
# Stephen Hawking is 60 today!!
Wooo!!!!!

Who would have though it, mind you who would be at his birthday party, davros may make an apperance, but i'm sure he won't stay long as he's a busy man.

would be most amusing to see the Prof. in a party hat with streamers and one of those blowy things coming out his mouth or pissed and face down in a slice of cake singing lewd songs fron his digital voice (what-shall-we-do-with-a-drunken-sailor...)

Just imagine the party pictures, maybe they have got him a stripper, i wish i was invited now, dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 5:18, archived)
# drunken sailor
mr hawking doesn't even need to sing that, cylob has released a record on rephlex with a stephen hawking voice singing it already
(I helped save b3ta! stuartp, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 5:29, archived)
# maybe it'd look like this..
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 6:14, archived)
# my goat is bad
(Esteban, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 5:10, archived)
# Conspiracy theory...
Mobile handset sales are down...

three days later mobile handsets thefts are up.

Spot the coincidence?

PS. I saw Snoop Doggy Dog working in a drive through McDonalds at the weekend.
(james, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 3:50, archived)
# This
is a fainting goat.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 3:19, archived)
# I bet those goats
get really pissed off with people trying to startle them all the time. Must be terrible for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 4:04, archived)
# this one appears to have had enough
and is now flicking v-signs at me
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 4:35, archived)
# Aye, he has a bit of a drink problem
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 5:13, archived)
# Mind, have you seen the look
on the cow's face in the background?



Yow!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 5:16, archived)
# Some of them
get over it and go on to have a fantastic media career
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 5:20, archived)
# I'd definitely
tune in for the 'and finally'...
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 5:29, archived)
# Hellooo Ladies!!
And the best part for you is, I'm not taken!!
(Kimbo, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 1:39, archived)
# Um
no thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 3:25, archived)
# It's still..
wayy cleaner than this:
http://www.80110x.com/images/jtbnc.jpg
(Kimbo, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 3:29, archived)
# And that's..
just the edited version
(Kimbo, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 3:32, archived)
# Not the point.
When will you boys learn that dicks aren't attractive - they just look very silly?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 3:44, archived)
# I admit that..
penises (plural?) aren't attractive. That's why I like women...no penises most of the time
(Kimbo, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 3:47, archived)
# Yay! We agree they're silly looking
Not that I don't like them or anything... I think I'll stop now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 3:51, archived)
# Didn't mean..
to post somethin' offensive in the first place. Sorry 'bout that.
(Kimbo, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 3:55, archived)
# It's not offensive
just silly. Shouldn't you be in bed or something? What time is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 4:01, archived)
# Oohhh..
It's about 2:15. I wake up at 6 and stay at school till 10pm, possibly with a nap somewhere in between. I still have math homework. Oh well.
(Kimbo, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 4:10, archived)
# Nighty...
night.
(Kimbo, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 4:11, archived)
# at school?
fucking hell, Geez, you must have had a hard life, you look about 30!
(Nacho, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 6:06, archived)
# You are
such a lovely person Nacho. first its lip caterpillar remarks and now this.
(twelveways, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 6:14, archived)
# Believe it or not I was once a spritely teenage girlie
and boys with top lip bum fluff are scarey. They either
a) don't realise they're going through puberty and need to start shaving.
b) are too scared to ask their mum/dad to buy them a razor next time they're at the supermarket
c) haven't even noticed what's going on on their face
d) actually think they look cool and attractive with a "lip caterpiller" as you put it.
What ever one of the above it is, it ain't gonna go in their cherry breaking favour.
Blimey....I am being a bit harsh today. Someone agree with me on this one PLEASE I'm sure I'm right.
And as for Captain Kimbo, I didn't say he was munting, I thought he was asthetically pleasing to the eye - I was just shocked he was at school. He makes me feel like a letchy old bint. Mmmm small boys jumpers for goalposts....would you like to see some puppies, Captain K?
(Nacho, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 7:10, archived)
# Well said Nacho
I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 7:15, archived)
# Can I
see your puppies?

(weirdo)
(twelveways, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 7:16, archived)
# yayoose
(Nacho, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 7:43, archived)
# yay
Made my day :o)
(twelveways, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 8:00, archived)
# He's just American
Don't they stay at school until they're about 30?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 6:22, archived)
# Yeah
or until they go on a Marilyn Manson fuelled rampage.
(twelveways, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 6:26, archived)
# It's not fair
I'm not yet 30 and I want to be at school. Potato prints is so much more fun.
(james, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 7:09, archived)
# I don't think my brain could retain
enough information to pass 9 GCSE's anymore. I have destroyed far too many brain cells since I left school.
(Nacho, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 7:17, archived)
# GCSE's?
Don't you mean 'O' levels. Am I the only one around here who's that old?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 7:23, archived)
# No
you're not
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 7:56, archived)
# No
Unfortunately :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 8:00, archived)
# missed 'em by
a couple of years
(Nacho, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 8:38, archived)
# Hell no!
Did my o'levels in 1981 or summat.


(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 9:27, archived)
# That's exactly why I
went for potato prints. My head is far to fried to handle GCSE chemistry again
(james, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 7:28, archived)
# Isnt
the plural of penis, Penii?
(twelveways, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 4:47, archived)
# nope
im sure its penis'
(rik, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 7:11, archived)
# I have forks for hands
Fear me.
(thellama73, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 23:28, archived)
# Popples Rule the World

heh.
(Paul917, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 20:08, archived)
# little pussy cat
http://129.21.133.14/krisby/data/el_Gato.jpg [edited to make it office friendly]

i dind' tmake it, but i found it and it's umm] great, i think
(I helped save b3ta! Umojan, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 19:18, archived)
# will the new imac play stand up !
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 16:41, archived)
# can we can we can we..
use this image for a challenge?

(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 16:26, archived)
# nope cos i cant see it...
or any of the other images youve posted buddy ?
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 16:28, archived)
# oops sorry bud i type to soon
faster than my browser :) i can see now
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 16:30, archived)
# fuck brinkster


what about that?
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 16:31, archived)
# so who is joe timmy then
and is he famous... we only seem to photoshop gods or royalty recently ?
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 16:46, archived)
# obvious - well i thought so
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 17:04, archived)
# ok this might be pushing a bit...
http://www.80110X.com/images/jtbnc.jpg
Click the image for the un-censored version (just to proove it was possible) - sorry for any offence caused by big willies
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 17:22, archived)
# he looks like
samwise gamgee
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 6:54, archived)
# no reason...

(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 16:21, archived)
# Shocking Bill Gates Movie
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 14:25, archived)
# haha!
so you *can* squeeze blood out of a turnip.
(queue, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 14:37, archived)
# sorry
I think this is a bit poo... anyway...

(I helped save b3ta! pete, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 14:22, archived)
# is that
mo mowlam on the screen?
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 16:24, archived)
# blimey
http://dreamemporium.com/Nyssas_Wheels.html
dog on wheels
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 14:09, archived)
# Dog on wheels in race..

Nuff said.
(Kimbo, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 3:25, archived)
# the new imac
(queue, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 13:29, archived)
# here's
another view in gif form.


(queue, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 13:36, archived)
# ..
but ugly piece of shite aint it?
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 13:54, archived)
# the gif shows it
in cockroach-squashing mode.
(queue, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 14:08, archived)
# I think
it looks lovely. Macs make most of the stuff on this site. They're brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 14:13, archived)
# i read a very funny thing on the register site today
There was a whole load of people bitching about how shite OS-X is and that apple had shot themselves in the foot with this 'dreamcast' of a product...
see here - www.theregister.co.uk/content/35/23562.html oh i own a pc and never ever wanted a mac - sucky old legacy hardware design. :)
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 16:27, archived)
# Mac V PC?
Could take up all day, and would be very dull. Lets not bother?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 3:54, archived)
# and i was just picking up my fighting stick.
though i will say i have always wanted a classic ii, cos they are the perfect type of a perfect pleasure.

anyone want to give me one? i will pay you in pick'n'mix.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 6:35, archived)
# I'm with you wifey
It's a fantastic looking bit'o'kit with a reasonable spec.
Wonder if Dell will start making round PC boards - PAH!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 5:40, archived)
# Oh,
and I'm a PC owner, but appreciated the tech....
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 5:41, archived)

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