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[challenge entry] f**k
I cant get the image downloaded onto my message. Too bad you are missing a real gem!
(christon, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 7:58, archived)
# all together now:
there's a handy guide here
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 8:02, archived)
# NOOO!!!
Use mine, its handier
(twelveways, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 8:09, archived)
# Here's another
handy guide.
(james, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 8:37, archived)
# mines pretty good as well
My b3ta FAQ

(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 8:41, archived)
# saints alive - that's a guide and a
half. You're a genius, man!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 8:58, archived)
# Yeah...
But it doesn't have Mr T in it though.
(twelveways, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 9:04, archived)
# why thanks
i do web stuff all day long but never hand write it... doh so its a reminder for me on how to post stuff (although i often just view the post message source code and cut n paste from there !)
and i could put mr t in ther somewhere :)
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 9:19, archived)
# You
know it makes sense :o)
(twelveways, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 9:20, archived)
[challenge entry] royalty
Its a hard life
(christon, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 7:55, archived)
# Introducing

Four years ago we introduced the first pieMac. It changed the way people eat computers. It changed the way people look at food technology. Some people even said it changed the world. Now, six million pieMacs later, we’re doing it again. This time with a glazed crust

(Lazarus, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 7:50, archived)
# goddamn that's the best one yet
and the glazed crust.. it takes the biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 7:56, archived)
# That's not all that's taking the biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 9:36, archived)
# Ummm...
Surely it should be an Apple pieMac?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 8:21, archived)
# Now if apple would do one of THESE


.......
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 7:29, archived)
# reminds me of those clocks
that are powered by a potato.

do you think you could power a mac using nothing but oranges? they obviously contain some kind of special powers as they enable prawnzilla to fire marrows.

wouldn't it be nice if one day everything on b3ta was made using the power of oranges?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 7:34, archived)
# B3ta is actually made using the power of
two gingers (with much help). So it's nearly as good
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 7:43, archived)
# Theres
an even handier guide here
(twelveways, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 7:22, archived)
# find your hobbit name
http://www.chriswetherell.com/hobbit/default.asp

i'm Lotho Boggy-Hillocks

nice
(I helped save b3ta! stuartp, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 7:01, archived)
# i am
Lotho Foxburr of Loamsdown

but i would rather be Mungo Bulge of Great Smials
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 7:21, archived)
# I would appear to be
Popo Bramble of Willowbottom, which sounds a bit dodgy to me.

Could be worse; I could have a pain in the gollums.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 7:33, archived)
# really?
i'm Lobelia Bramble of Willowbottom. Have we met?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 7:36, archived)
# Who knows -
All hobbits look alike to me :o)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 8:00, archived)
# Posco Bumbleroot of Haysend
Not Sherrif Posco Coltrane, unfortunately...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 7:33, archived)
# I am
Fosco Boffin of Whitfurrows

Get orf moi laaaannd.
(james, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 7:48, archived)
[challenge entry] uploading
How do I upload a pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 6:43, archived)
# Theres
a handy guide here
(twelveways, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 6:46, archived)
# yep
it's sure handy.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 6:51, archived)
# Is that guide
written in the international language of shirtless A-Team hand signals?
(I helped save b3ta! Stella_R_Twa, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 6:51, archived)
# damn stenography
.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 7:10, archived)
# There's a handy guide
here though
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 7:31, archived)
# london zoo at closing time

Shark - Night Jill!
Jill - Yeah, see you tomorrow Brian
Parrot - Come on Brian, my mouths as dry as the bottom of a parrots cage!
All - Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 6:10, archived)
# do they
own jill?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 6:15, archived)
# It's true
All the animals go home at night, and the zoo keepers stay in the zoo.

It's the animal world's best kept secret.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 7:13, archived)
# Hmm...either my proxy
server is playing up, everybody's dead or there's a technical problem - no updates since yesterday....
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 5:33, archived)
# OK, that post
seems to have kicked it awake....much better
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 5:36, archived)
# It died
last night, I tried to get on from home and just kept getting 404. I got some mates to try and they got the same problem.
(twelveways, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 5:39, archived)
# I tried to post
this morning and got more MySQL errors than you can shake a stick at.
(james, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 5:45, archived)
# How
many can you shake a stick at? I reckon I could do about 67, maybe 68 on a good day.
(twelveways, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 5:50, archived)
# It depends
on the size of the stick, the density of the MySQL errors and the amount of movement of the wrist.
(james, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 6:08, archived)
# our server got smashed into a million tiny pieces
...but now it's ok
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 7:49, archived)
# Bastards
did you get the culprits?
(james, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 8:35, archived)
# happy cult = good cult
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 5:31, archived)
# heyho
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 5:40, archived)
# Found this lying about beeping


(with explanation here
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 5:08, archived)
# An animated gif.
Here. Thanks to Zannah.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! PeterSeychelles, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 4:36, archived)
# Ok nobody's paying attention
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! PeterSeychelles, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 7:20, archived)
# that is fantastic
what a brilliant little cartoon, i'm going to reinact in the office (which will probly make the 6 o'clock news)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 7:26, archived)
# That
Must've took ages to do, It took me nearly an hour just to make Carol Vorderman wink.
Mind you, thats probably because I'm crap.
(twelveways, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 7:29, archived)
# argh!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 4:27, archived)
# Scary
the News of the World should out him.
(james, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 4:29, archived)
# You can't tell what's going on cos her easel is in the way
but that girl is using his right eye ball as an eraser in her life drawing class.
(Nacho, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 4:52, archived)
[challenge entry] God save the Queen

(StayCalmFrinky, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 4:20, archived)
[challenge entry] royalucian
(MonteVista, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 4:20, archived)
# Look
They seem so happy together...
(MonteVista, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 6:18, archived)
# Say hello to Alan
The happiest baby bunny in the whole wide world....

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 4:16, archived)
# Hello
Alan
(twelveways, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 4:43, archived)
# hello Magog
or should I say Buenus Dias, el gato del norte.
(Nacho, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 4:53, archived)
# Buenos
Dias Mi Chicita.
(twelveways, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 4:57, archived)
# The time had come
for that difficult talk about adoption
(I helped save b3ta! Stella_R_Twa, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 11:03, archived)
# that's so sweet!
apple should use it in their ad campaign- i really want one of the new macs now.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jan 2002, 7:05, archived)
[challenge entry] You've been framed
(Mr Kipling, Tue 8 Jan 2002, 10:47, archived)

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