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[challenge entry] Hit me baby
one more...

....time
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:20, archived)
# David Icke called me "Mate"
he said, "Sorry Robert....brain fade here - I have been deluged with e-mails and requests recently and I must have mislaid yours. Can you send them again, mate, and I will deal with it immediately."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:16, archived)
# He was right about
the colour of the universe being turquoise. He must be proud.
news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1754000/1754900.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:20, archived)
# omigod - i hadn't made that connection
till your post - much funnier than NTK's allusions to ZX Spectrum cyan.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:24, archived)
# Sounds
like a newspaper headline. You haven't got Max Clifford working for you, have you?
(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:39, archived)
# sadly not.
although I prefer headlines without clever puns, that simply deliver the point of the story as simply as possible... leaving the reader the option of reading more - not having to decipher whether the story is relevant to them or not.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:47, archived)
# You mean like
"David Icke Ate My Hamster" ?
(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:51, archived)
# Icke twats queen mum/lizard scandle
Icke exposes queen mum's scaly legs in new royal PR-Coup.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:54, archived)
# spiny cousin
to crab bloke

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:05, archived)
# That's not his cousin
that's his wife.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:09, archived)
# sorry
my mistake, i apologise crab bloke, it's an easy one to make, i forgot that your cousin has dark hair now.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:10, archived)
# It's easier to tell the scale
when there's a U-Boat around

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:16, archived)
# Mein Gott!
That U-Boat is tiny!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:20, archived)
# No no no no
The U-Boat is vast. Luckily, the Titanic landed around there, so you can get a better idea of relative sizes.

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:27, archived)
# So how big is this duck ?
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:57, archived)
# christ, it's enormous
or possibly just very close to the camera. hard to tell
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 8:02, archived)
# ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Run for your lives.

have you seen how big that duck is on sonar

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 8:27, archived)
# that makes it
a lot clearer, i can see where i went wrong now, cheers for clearing that up.
could have caused a lot of confusion on the high street if people were thinking it was your cousin, could have got you into all sorts of trouble with the police.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:23, archived)
# I only managed to get the first and last
images from this downward spiral:
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I found an earlier image...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:05, archived)
# Pretzel Man - A New Breed of SuperHero
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:49, archived)
# great story


www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_494604.html

While making the video, Mr T accidentally knocked down one of the cameramen.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:49, archived)
# What are the URLS of the alternate FAQs?
I want to link to them in the offical FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:46, archived)
# Mine is
http://communities.msn.co.uk/_Secure/0JQAAAEQMn9wzNUHM7gi9Ug!M9p2uWPgkBEbl7KJBGETeJzPwmFOkXytsH48fYOLE/ba.jpg
here

if you want it. I chose the URL myself, keep it nice and simple, thats my motto.
(twelveways, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:51, archived)
# beating the keyboard with your head
is about as simple as it gets =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:59, archived)
# how
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:35, archived)
# I've just posted an imaginary
image with them as dickheads.

I can't post the real image (or make it at work....)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:40, archived)
# Look! Its a
Cascading Style Sheep
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:31, archived)
# I hope that
is WC3 compliant
(Esteban, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:33, archived)
# that is the nerdiest pun I've heard recently
and actaully made me groan. Well done, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:34, archived)
# Put the Pun down and step away from the computer
Aaargh. That's fab!
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:36, archived)
# Wonderful!
Has Microsoft patented it yet?
(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:37, archived)
# Of course not
it's a standard. Billy has nothing to do with that kinda fing.
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:42, archived)
# Of course not,
my mistake.
(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:25, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Stella_R_Twa, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:18, archived)
# My precious!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:30, archived)
# Reminds me of The Mayor and the Spiders
in Buffy, series 3. (Sorry, I've had loads of time off recently and spent much of it watching Buffy.)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:51, archived)
# Funny you should say that
I was off with tonsilitis
last week.

Watched through from the
beginning to season 4 end.

I need to get out more....
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:15, archived)
# I roughed out some ideas
for a thing about the Pea Peaple and the Troll Patrol, but when I mentioned it to a mate he said he thought someone had already done a pea people cartoon. Does anyone knnow if that's true? I don't want to engage in subconscious plagiarism.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:14, archived)
# do you mean
The poddington Peas?
(twelveways, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:17, archived)
# Bugger
yup, that's it. ok, that idea bites the dust.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:19, archived)
# just call
it the Poddington Petit Pois and make it like the muppet babies.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:21, archived)
# You could do the "Pee Peeople"
featuring the crazy adventures of "thin streak of piss, yellow snow and suspicious puddle"

BTW: If you google on the word suspicious you get exactly 1,000,000 results. This I find HIGHLY suspicious.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:22, archived)
# or maybe
the Pee Pole - A polish vagrant covered in urine.....
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:25, archived)
# or
the Boddington Pee's featuring people who drink Boddingtons urinating after too much beer.
(Esteban, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:29, archived)
# Yes
that's obviously the way forward.good thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:49, archived)
# peas
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:19, archived)
# all together...
Down at the bottom of the garden
Amongst the birds and the bees
There's a little lot of little people
Called the Poddington Peas
The Poddington Peas!
(Esteban, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:24, archived)
# What about Thomas the XX Engine?
what was it again... yank? blank? franc?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:31, archived)
# i got this email
how nice is this? It's about brian harvey.

YOU FUCKIN BASTARD WHY YA DO THIS TO BRIAN???
DON'T YA THINK THAT HE HAD ENOUGH PROBLEMS AFTER HIS ATTACK??
COULDN'T YA MAKE YA FUCKING LAUGH ABOUT OTHER STARS??
WHY YA DON'T LEAVE BRIAN ALONE??WHAT HE DONE 2 YA THAT YA WROTE THIS FUCKING CRAP HERE ABOUT HIM???
WHO DO U THINK YA ARE??YOU PISS ME OFF!!
NUFFING ON YA STORYS HERE ARE FUNNY!!!!!!!NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY YA DO THIS???I THINK YOU ARE THE BIGGEST IDIOT!!
I'LL TELL BRIAN ABOUT THIS FUCK WATCH OUT MF!!
I HATE YA,LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:08, archived)
# Was it in crayon?
(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:14, archived)
# it was written
in cybercrayon
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:16, archived)
# With
his right foot no doubt.
(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:17, archived)
# You'd better watch out
in case he does tell Brian. They might send you more unreadable emails..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:23, archived)
# im trying to get him to
write again - I keep sending him gifts. He's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:37, archived)
# He must have been
drunk and emotional.
(Esteban, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Rawk Baby
The new Feeder? ;)

(Marco, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:56, archived)
# anyone need a website doing?
try daves web services he looks like the man for the job.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:46, archived)
# Yes.
I have used Dave before, very good. He does not like lamerz though, they are just time wasterz.

The site he built me only had one missing image (which is normal apparently) and nearly all the email links worked.
(Esteban, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:51, archived)
# Our site needs updating
maybe I'll give him a go.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:00, archived)
# He only charhes £15
Why not give him a go?

Ask him for a re-design.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:16, archived)
# I will
It'll be a nice surprise for Nicey when it's all done.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:21, archived)
# good idea for a new show...
a sort of cyber ground force/changing rooms.

someone goes out for the day and a crew of bbc web monkeys appear and cover their site in MDF and tacky floral prints.

sounds like a winner if you ask me.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:45, archived)
# Ever since I was on the cable tv thing, and the presenter said
"You look a bit like lawernce yourself, Rob", my girlfriend has being wanting to make a "changing web" show much like your description. The time is now.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:59, archived)
# Thats really strange...
I got a referal from his site a couple of days ago - even though he doesn't link to me
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:34, archived)
# Drinkies?
I'm meeting Nicey and Rob for a couple of medicinals on Tuesday evening- looks like the exmouth arms, exmouth market, farringdon again. Anyone want to come along? (I'm not sure if they sell nice cups of tea but we can always ask).
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:38, archived)
# What time ...
... at the pub, Joel?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:41, archived)
# I thnink nicey gets away from his thigy
in kentish town at about 5.30, so shall we say 5.30 - 6 in farringdon?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:48, archived)
# Does nicey know that he can get the thameslink
from Kentish Town to Farringdon?

It's a fine train, I take it twice a day.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:00, archived)
# i just sent him that
useful piece of travel info
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:03, archived)
# Can I bring my stuffed Echidna?
He's looking thirsty
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:48, archived)
# Absolutely
He can meet my penguin (which I was going to blow up, but haven't yet)
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:49, archived)
# Please
don't break Nicey. He's very easily lead astray...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:54, archived)
# I promise to be good
actually i'm very excited about meeting nicey. we've all agreed that we would like to go up to see you at home and have a nice cup of tea and some soup and maybe collect creepy crawlies with george at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:58, archived)
# We'd like that
Nicey is excited too - but don't tell him I told you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:08, archived)
# We've got digestives laced with LSD
He's our wife now.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:07, archived)
# That's very naughty.
But I don't think you'd want him as your wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:12, archived)
# I thought it stoof for
Lip Smacking Digestives. That's what it says on the pack anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:17, archived)
# Try some
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:21, archived)
# Its a bit late I know but wat the hell...
Its sick I know...
(Master of Kiln, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:38, archived)
# I thought he was tattooing his neck
until I looked again.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:41, archived)
# i made this Tony
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:34, archived)
# Herb the cyber luvah
very funy!
herbzipper.com/flash.html
(planetmuffal, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:30, archived)

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