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Nice...

eggs

(

thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 4:36, archived)

Lettered...

legs

(Esteban, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:21, archived)

they'd be great if they were really heavy

to aid with balance in pubs

(Nacho, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:22, archived)

yes

they could be made of lead. The landlord could issue them to proper drunk people who have trouble standing.

(Esteban, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:29, archived)

I want

a pair of boots with hooks on the bottom and a ceiling with loops on so I can walk upside down like a fly.

I hate Mondays.

(twelveways, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:42, archived)

Sounds like you want a pair

of my special boots made from heliums.

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crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:55, archived)

your boots

made from heliums? Are gas boots possible, don't they just disperse into the atmosfear?

(Esteban, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:08, archived)

Not

if you know what your doing, not just anyone can make them you know. It takes a special skill and years of training.

(twelveways, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:14, archived)

and special glue

it's all to do with the special glue if you want to make things out of heliums.

(

crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:16, archived)

do you

use a hot glue gun? Hot glue gun is the most useful of all the glues.

(Esteban, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:27, archived)

I like uhu glue

because it sounds nice, but i usually dye it blue.

(

crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:30, archived)

I like

copydex because it smells curious.

(Esteban, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:32, archived)

Not as satisfying as

writing on the sole of a slipper with a Biro.

(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:41, archived)

mmmm

PVA....Ah memories *sigh*

(twelveways, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:42, archived)

You like copydex because it smells curious

I'm worried about you. Copydex smells of monkey spank though

(Nacho, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:43, archived)

i like monkey spank,

it smells of copydex.

(

spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:47, archived)

I like the way

it goes all sticky on your fingers.
Copydex that is.

(

Wifey, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:51, archived)

I remember using copydex

to simulate horrible gory wounds when I was a kid- pucker the skin, glue it with copydex, apply liberal quantities of fake blood, et voila.

(

crab_bloke), Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:07, archived)

Thank

God I wasn't the only one!

(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 9:08, archived)

It was a weekend for cake making

Like estaban and nacho, I made fairy cakes:

Mine looked a bit more appetising than these though.

(

chthonic, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 4:17, archived)

i produced

something similar, so had to go to the doctor.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 4:20, archived)

mine didn't even get to that stage

just raw cake mix all the way. Not good. Well very good but not healthy. Salad for lunch today. Definitely

(Nacho, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:26, archived)

And

I only had the paper cases and no cake mix so I did not even get to eat.

(Esteban, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:37, archived)

I made

some banana brownies the other day.

a bit chewy, but very filling.

(twelveways, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:00, archived)

Nice

I made some banana rock cakes last week

(

thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:17, archived)

b3ta interview idea

I've found this celebrity homepage:
hometown.aol.com/GarethGTJ/index.htm

I'm sure he's not as rude as Tony Hart and would respond..

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 4:05, archived)

Tony Hart HAS responded

I'll shove the interview up later today.

(

rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 4:35, archived)

hurray

he was just busy afterall.

How about Gaz Top, then? He'll reply within a day.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 4:40, archived)

Hooray!

What a nice man.

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chthonic, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 4:55, archived)

Any chance of a photoshopped Tony Hart

Cthonic? AndyK? And anyone else?

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rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 4:58, archived)

Gaz Top's 30 minutes of ...

utterly cringe-inducing embarrassment. Does anyone else recall seeing Gaz Top "starring" on Shooting Stars some years ago? Vic and Bob would direct a question to him with the words "Gaz Top", to which the little scamp would comically respond: "Never 'eard of 'im!!". Double exclamation marks used only to indicate degree of hilarity.

I cried out of sheer humiliation on his behalf.

Please interview him.

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CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:01, archived)

do you remember

'It's not just saturday' in which Gaz and Dani Minogue would have guests like Compulsion and help teenager's problems by quoting the Smiths. Fantastic.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:05, archived)

this guy totally passed me by

i really don't remember him.

(

rob, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:17, archived)

Not even

starring alongside Green Gilbert in the Millenium Dustbin on Get Fresh?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:15, archived)

BABY-spice

hello all, i am back, woo!

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JamboM, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 3:33, archived)

Just gonna watch the game, honey...

(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 2:25, archived)

Dubya is Coooool

heh i have no idea.. i just got kinda bored.

(Paul917, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 20:18, archived)

A little monkey...

This is my girlfriend's sister's son. He vomited on me today!

(Sheb Hauser, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 19:03, archived)

I can't decide

whether that's very cute, or very scary..

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Wifey, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 4:42, archived)

Awww

(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:27, archived)

Cute vs Scary

It was supposed to be cute, but I found myself horrified at what I had created. Strangely enough the mother of the child in the picture really loved it - perhaps she appreciated it as some kind of Anne Geddes Pastiche (the australian photographer who takes sickly cute photos of babies.).

(Sheb Hauser, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:39, archived)

I think yours

is nicer than Anne whatsit in a scary sort of way. Maybe you could set up in business for parents who hate cute.

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Wifey, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:49, archived)

Your

pic is much less scary than Anne Geddes' stuff. Eek!

(wallacet, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:57, archived)

best go to bed now

and read my book

(Esteban, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 18:06, archived)

Soul Reaver fans beware!

They always said Raziel was a bit of a devil baby....

Not very good I know, but I knocked it up in 10 mins... maybe tomorrow I'll have something better...

(Angelus, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 17:41, archived)

whats all this about

then?

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 17:41, archived)

That baby is mental

It's like a young Ken Dodd

(Nacho, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 17:48, archived)

he is a circus child - born to be a clown obviously.

(Esteban, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 17:57, archived)

David

Bellamy - where are you now?

(Esteban, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 17:25, archived)

that looks

painful.
Actually it looks like he's hugging a guy with a very large head who's got a crew cut and a bald patch on top. But why is the man facing the other way, I wonder?

(Nacho, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 17:26, archived)

I was going

to mess with the pic. But then I realised there was no point.

(Esteban, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 17:28, archived)

he had his hair bleached blonde

but now it's growing out a bit

(Nacho, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 17:29, archived)

I heard

he was getting a tan..

(Esteban, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 17:46, archived)

He is facing into bellamy's

belly. It is warm there and Bellamy likes nothing better than a good hug with his special balding chum.

(Esteban, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 17:31, archived)

do you reckon Bellamy is being used as dental floss?

I have shown the Snakey Crew the safari tour. The verdict was 'VERY good'.
We just made cake mix but then realised there were only 3 paper cases left so ate the lot raw between four of us. I feel sick.

(Nacho, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 17:34, archived)

I have

plenty of paper cases here but no cake mix - awwwww!

Bellamy's belly hair provides 92% of the the worlds luxury dental floss.

(Esteban, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 17:44, archived)

Just had a look at the photos

You had some good sellotape work going on there.
Eyebrows are way too small for Ant though

(Nacho, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 17:46, archived)

He does

have big eyebrows that Ant. Such a huge forehead too.

(Esteban, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 18:00, archived)

images of man/cactus fellatio are very popular

in the cactus world

(

automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 17:58, archived)

that is

sooo rude. Cacti are naughty plants.

(Esteban, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 18:02, archived)

he does hang out with some

strange people, doesn't he

(

automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 17:49, archived)

Another variation

(wallacet, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 13:46, archived)

Absoloute

genius

(Mr Kipling, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 15:41, archived)

LOL

absolutely spot on!

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limpfish, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 16:28, archived)

For some reason, I find this really funny.

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spacefish bong!, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 11:54, archived)

just spotted...

is that a rocket up the pigs arse? nice one!

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limpfish, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 16:37, archived)

alas, i cannot claim responsibility for that bit of cool.

i ripped it off some company.

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spacefish bong!, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 18:28, archived)

well, it did make me larf when I scrolled down and layed eyes upon it.

Brings back childhood memories!! Thames television, eating ham and Pigasus

(Nacho, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 17:06, archived)

No.....HE'S a baby!!

(

pabulum, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 11:23, archived)

those "humorous" dummies

TERRIFY me!

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 11:58, archived)

baby face....

tones got the cutest little..

(

wangolini, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 11:10, archived)

aaargh

it's like a nightmare

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crab_bloke), Sun 13 Jan 2002, 11:12, archived)

hiya, crabby

how ya been mate, Ive just gota home net connection, so now i can fritter away my non working hours pointlessly as well

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wangolini, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 11:17, archived)

its like a screwed up version

of that southpark nurse, but with con-joined twins

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hal9000 sme, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 3:45, archived)

Vision On

meets Eraserhead!

(wallacet, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 11:25, archived)

Terry's Lament

monkey sad...:(

(Rich-BRF, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 10:00, archived)

Dude...

... that is quite disturbing

(Mr Kipling, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 10:42, archived)

yay!

(Rich-BRF, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 10:59, archived)

no, that's great

makes being a Sunday night web geek worthwhile

(Nacho, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 17:07, archived)

the roo

looks so happy to be hugging the trouser wogan.

(Esteban, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 17:20, archived)

Here's a quick

misheard lyric:
members.tripod.co.uk/yahoots/niceday.htm

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 9:38, archived)

that's brilliant

hoorah- we may have a new artform here.

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crab_bloke), Sun 13 Jan 2002, 11:11, archived)

Ok, this is my last sick one

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limpfish, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 6:12, archived)

Want a look

at my Bouncy applet?
It's really peurile!

(wallacet, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 0:56, archived)

puerile, but class...

good effort!

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 13 Jan 2002, 5:24, archived)

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