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Now you can play along at home

in the all new wendy-craig-swearing-interactive-game-thingy

I've spent far too long on this.
Will try and perfect the text positioning, but:
clicky

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chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 10:24, archived)

testy

testy

(Troncmaster, Mon 29 Jul 2002, 12:42, archived)

robo gif

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rob, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 10:13, archived)

Been posted.....

already.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 10:35, archived)

always worth another

look though I reckon.

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AndyK, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 10:40, archived)

cheers Andy,

never thought I'd live to see the day when the stuff I post is actually out of date on the board I run. Do you think I need an upgrade?

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rob, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 11:34, archived)

CALLING ALL PEOPLE ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO THE RADIO

Have just posted some munty pictures to Chris Moyles, and told him to say hi to the B3TA gang. If anyone listens to Radio 1, can you let me know if it gets a mention.
Cheers

(Nacho, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 10:04, archived)

post the pics

here, will ya?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 10:09, archived)

well

i wud have been able to tell you but an engineer has just put on possibly the worst cock rock cd ever..my ears are bleeding

(dogsknob007, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 10:14, archived)

my heart sinks

Chris Moyles is a twat.

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rob, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 10:13, archived)

That's

the price of publicity.

(wallacet, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 10:15, archived)

oh well, too late now.

He may be a twat, but he's a mutant now. Sorry, Rob.

(Nacho, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 10:24, archived)

brilliant

especially last two

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 10:27, archived)

did another couple but didn't

wanna take up a whole page

(Nacho, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 10:34, archived)

for monkeon

Pity she can't seem to get the cap off the bottle *:o)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 10:00, archived)

hurray

how much have they had to drink so far?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 10:11, archived)

Judging by the state

of him that must be the 2nd bottle.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 10:18, archived)

has he seen this

(from here)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 10:22, archived)

You dont see enough squirrels these days

I wonder what they are doing now? here

(MentalAge, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 9:36, archived)

quite alot of this

(Nacho, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 9:40, archived)

what about over there?

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 9:44, archived)

thats just

mean :)

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Hugo Rune, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 9:54, archived)

that song

is very "ween" influenced.

(que, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 9:53, archived)

Yo motherfucker

wheeeeeeeeee!

they've got more stuff here.

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spacefish bong!, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 9:55, archived)

xyz

åäö

(TuffPirat, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 10:53, archived)

wow - who made that???

My whole office is singing
"gonads in the LIGHTNING!" at the top of their voices...

that has to be the best thing i have ever seen

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Hugo Rune, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 10:04, archived)

I have a legion of squirrels in my garden

about 50 i'd say, and they're all called 'Gray Tony'. Not very imaginative parents I guess.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 10:08, archived)

Heh

I Never get bored of seing that, The others at www.threebrain.com aint quite as good but still funny

(Outtie, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 20:03, archived)

Pat the rat

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 9:22, archived)

cat in a hat - take two - roll

(pfft, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 9:07, archived)

P.S.

There is an invaluable archive of hat photos here -> http://www.leviledbetter.com/hat_picture_index.htm

(pfft, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 9:19, archived)

This is not a joke

Bureau of Tobacco, Alcohol and Firearms Kids' Page

(wallacet, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 9:02, archived)

Abusive Scales

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/020116/80/cpgoe.html

(Bolton, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 9:01, archived)

...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 9:12, archived)

that's what i want to do with my life.

Reprogram consumer electronics to take no shit.

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spacefish bong!, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 9:15, archived)

can you

spot the secret message john's friends left him?
here he must have been a real bastard

(que, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:56, archived)

Nacho

did you ever send off any Moyles pics?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:56, archived)

I had a dream

that Jamie Oliver and I were looking at the b3ta board, when we came across the picture of him in the cunt tie. He said that he had heard about the Fat Tongue website and wanted me to show it to him. It was quite an awkward moment...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:48, archived)

isn't it weird

when b3ta enters your dreams? it's happened to me too (though not with jamie oliver. my dreams have an anti-tv-chef device.) perhaps there's some kind of support group...

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spacefish bong!, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:53, archived)

Worst thing was...

I felt quite sorry for the fat-tongued mockney wanker millionaire.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 9:30, archived)

heh..

"Cunt Tie" sounds like a kind of cable tie, only for use on... umm... TV chefs :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 9:49, archived)

a runt in a punt with a...

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wangolini, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:45, archived)

now thats just pure

genius..

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Hugo Rune, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:48, archived)

rofl.....

gee
knee
yuss

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:50, archived)

Lawrence gets his

Its just the beginning...

www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_497528.html?menu=entertainment.latestheadlines

(chimp of code, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:31, archived)

the bugger

I used to go on holiday to Port Isaac every year when I was (very) young.
The idea of him living there is too much :(

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chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:39, archived)

does anyone have a picture of his house?

and an address?

I have a shovel.
I can get a gun.
no-one will miss him.

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Hugo Rune, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:40, archived)

two windows

removed will ruin everything

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:41, archived)

I just want to know

how he fits inside...

Sponges are made of cake.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 9:45, archived)

now this would be my work suit

then i could march into the office and take no shite off anyone

www.discover.com/feb_02/feattech.html

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:18, archived)

that is fantastic

I urgently need one. However I suspect they won't let me. 'snot fair...

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Monkeyboy, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:28, archived)

I'll get the cut down version

with just the enhanced mouse clicky finger.
Should be all I need.

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chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:34, archived)

You don't anyway

Even the boss, who's six foot eight is friggin scared of you

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 9:02, archived)

For Nacho

A stoat in his coat on a boat with a goat afloat on a moat with a note that he wrote*

*I may be lying about the note.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:14, archived)

Dr Seuss

would be proud. Bravo.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:33, archived)

v. gut.

now how about Cruz and Cruise schmoozing on a booze cruise.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:38, archived)

Mohammed Ali and Salvador Dali dallying in an alley with Joanne Whalley?

(wallacet, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 9:46, archived)

Have been working very hard

and trying to resist temptation to mince around on b3ta. Couldn't wait any longer.
Just seen this.
AAAAHHHH. KER-WA-LI-TEEE, MY SON!
For me? Ah thank you, Witchy. You've made me laugh out loud and everyone stared at me.

(Nacho, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 9:43, archived)

are my memories of rainbow strictly accurate?

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wangolini, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:09, archived)

anyone seen this

or am i posting old hat again?

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Hugo Rune, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:00, archived)

despite having seen it before..

.. and knowing exactly what would happen, I jumped out of my seat with a nasty fright when the bunny turned against me. How embarassing.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:07, archived)

I understand completly

my Calvin Klein's got soiled..

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Hugo Rune, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:12, archived)

fuck my hat!

I wasn't expecting that!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:22, archived)

That

sounds like a Dr Seuss poem

(wallacet, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:27, archived)

*there's* a challenge

for someone :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:29, archived)

pokey pokey pokey....

....Ak ya lil booger.

Woved the titanic movie too. Weeeee.

(spiffchapstick, Thu 17 Jan 2002, 8:58, archived)

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