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monkeywhy is it that whatever situation you put a monkey in, it always gets a laugh
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homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 6:51,
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because monkeys are like humans but not as smart.you can tell exactly what is going through their minds just by looking at their faces.
also, monkeys rule.
/edit: i'm going to bed now anyway.
night everyone.
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 6:53,
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also, monkeys rule.
/edit: i'm going to bed now anyway.
night everyone.
deleted cause im mean,
www.ImageShack.us" / but now he's back homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:38,
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hahahahahaha.even awesomer.
yes that's a word. trust me. i made it up.
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:39,
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yes that's a word. trust me. i made it up.
Good,Drinking rum and coke and awaiting a lasagna that I just made.
=)
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:44,
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=)
cool.i'm drinking snapple and whittling toothpicks for my girlfriend. she loves them ;)
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:45,
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You make dildos out of them for herbecause they're bigger than your dick?
(Heh, I KID! /already sorry /still sore from the last time I saw you and it was more than a week ago)
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:25,
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(Heh, I KID! /already sorry /still sore from the last time I saw you and it was more than a week ago)
cheers palthanks, i was pretty nervous about putting them up here, but im glad i did now, bigger and better rubbisher animations await
( homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:43,
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Heh, don't be nervousEverything and I mean *everything* gets posted here. It's one of teh best graffiti walls of the Internet.
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:48,
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my first ever hand drawn thing, hopefully more on the wayimg44.echo.cx/my.php?image=firsttime15dr.swf check it out please, let me know what you think
( homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:28,
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timingi did this before the car
( homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 6:50,
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hahahahahahahahaha.made me laugh. well worth the work. i could never do one of those.
woo.
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:30,
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woo.
Cuteyet bleak yet cute.
I liked the car one, too: that one reminded me of life in a way.
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:35,
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I liked the car one, too: that one reminded me of life in a way.
post iti had to draw it on post it notes cause i couldn't find any paper, but i think it turned out better that way. im going to try a proper one now though
( homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:40,
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brilliantdont speak much but this made me piss, just for the soundtrack. every credit
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Ceteri,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:47,
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cleaneri hope you didn't make too much mess
( homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:50,
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a small dripi cant help keep coming back and watching it, every time i thing your mans head looks more and more like a really happy pea
( Ceteri,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 6:15,
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peaheadthe feedback's been great, ive already started anither one, thanks b3ta! (gay looking grin and two thumbs up)
( homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 6:34,
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my first software appUnlockComponent("MailUnlockCode");
firsts are happening everywhee today!
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 7:27,
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firsts are happening everywhee today!
Changed it very slightly. Other than that, repost :)
The other version is here.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:08,
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one of the saddest things i've seenI like this version better
sad woo for you
(sad woo for you
abandonnship,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:10,
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I bought some coloured clay today on impulse. I'm probably going to make a bake-in-the-oven chick-type-thing based on this one.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:15,
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Step one:build a website.
2: Make artsy chicks
3:PROFIT!
(seriously ,there's this one site where all this guy does is mutilate and reassemble stuffed animals and he was turning business away last time I checked)
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:25,
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2: Make artsy chicks
3:PROFIT!
(seriously ,there's this one site where all this guy does is mutilate and reassemble stuffed animals and he was turning business away last time I checked)
awwwit's lully!
edit: i'm off to bed, goodnight everyone
(edit: i'm off to bed, goodnight everyone
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:13,
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NiceMysterious
Between that and the lamp I could start to feel deep pink sadness. (Black is the new Pink.)
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:14,
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Between that and the lamp I could start to feel deep pink sadness. (Black is the new Pink.)
wooplai lieks the first (linkified) one best
'cept for the sadness ):
('cept for the sadness ):
amon - hooray :D,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:35,
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have a pearoast cos its slowish
cfb
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 4:47,
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Slowish?The bottom thread was started 3 hours ago!
Woo though
(Woo though
Brown cow,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 4:49,
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Lunchtime doubly so.RIP DNA (sniff)
Edit/knew that was a race... Damn.
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:01,
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Edit/knew that was a race... Damn.
Lalalalalalalala!I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
LALALALALALALALALAALALALALALLALALA!
LALALALALALALALALAALALALALALLALALA!
LALALALALALALALALAALALALALALLALALA!
LALALALALALALALALAALALALALALLALALA!
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:37,
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LALALALALALALALALAALALALALALLALALA!
LALALALALALALALALAALALALALALLALALA!
LALALALALALALALALAALALALALALLALALA!
LALALALALALALALALAALALALALALLALALA!
Hey thereI'm going to bed soon.
Just thought I'd say hello :)
(Just thought I'd say hello :)
Brown cow,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 4:53,
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lightweightstay till 5:50am
then watch angela anaconda
then at 6:10am the hoobs are on and you can fall asleep with that on.
(then watch angela anaconda
then at 6:10am the hoobs are on and you can fall asleep with that on.
?,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 4:55,
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i like the groove the bestestivor has an annoying voice and is a bit of a geek. tula is cool because she is pink.
( ?,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 4:57,
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I never understoop the little tin head thingsThey suck
( Brown cow,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:00,
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the motorettesyeh they are a bit pointless.
ive watched it so much i know the layout of the program.
(ive watched it so much i know the layout of the program.
?,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:03,
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It's like the Hoobing smurfsThey change words to hoob for some smurfing reason.
(New filter? Jesus that'd be funny!)
((New filter? Jesus that'd be funny!)
Brown cow,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:05,
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oh i agreethey blatenly stole the concept from the smurfs.
and tiddly peeps. wtfbbq?
(and tiddly peeps. wtfbbq?
?,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:08,
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OH MY GOD!I REMEMBER ANGELA ANACONDA!!!!
it's still on in England?!
(it's still on in England?!
abandonnship,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:08,
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perhaps'twas on in merca regardless
"my name is angela say hello
welcome to my very own show"
or is that the theme from something else? anyway, i'd completely forgotten about it
("my name is angela say hello
welcome to my very own show"
or is that the theme from something else? anyway, i'd completely forgotten about it
abandonnship,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:11,
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my name angela hey hellowelcome to my very own show.
ill introduce my self to you.
oh no ninny wart.
sumit like that ^_^
(ill introduce my self to you.
oh no ninny wart.
sumit like that ^_^
?,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:14,
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ThanksAncient drawing; my XGF and I were vampire beavers that Halloween: longest fake fangs I've ever worn (they were merely attatched to a plastic muzzle, though.)
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 4:52,
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wowthat's excellent
funny story: i used to think i could draw that well, then i realized i couldn't. the end.
(funny story: i used to think i could draw that well, then i realized i couldn't. the end.
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:05,
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You should probably draw anyway,or draw something else.
I used to think that people were kidding who said "I can't draw stick figures" but they aren't, so you already have a leg up.
It's not talent btw, it's work.
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:09,
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I used to think that people were kidding who said "I can't draw stick figures" but they aren't, so you already have a leg up.
It's not talent btw, it's work.
actually, to be fair to myself, i am a decent pencil artisti've just lost interest in it, and with the interest dies the ability. i find it hard to do any form of art that isn't animation nowadays :P
hopefully this is where i'm going with my life, and if i make it big as an animator, you bet your ass i'm crediting b3ta for it :P
(hopefully this is where i'm going with my life, and if i make it big as an animator, you bet your ass i'm crediting b3ta for it :P
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:22,
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That's whyThere are no recent sketchbook entries on my web site: animation!
Luck!
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:31,
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Luck!
I'll drink to that...swigs down a shot of Jose Cuervo...
I dn't see male or female - only alie... um, artists!
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 4:30,
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I dn't see male or female - only alie... um, artists!
jeebusi thought i had a lot of posts, and i've been here for a year and a half
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 4:34,
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andthere are 36,866 users besides myself...
who will never keep up that pace - WOO YAY!
edit: you own the board!
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 4:36,
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who will never keep up that pace - WOO YAY!
edit: you own the board!
At this rate, I think I'll kill the board!I have such a high post count this week
( Brown cow,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 4:38,
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considerthat about 10000 of them merely signed on, never posted, forgot their username
and there's probably about 50 or so names reserved by people who didn't want them to get stolen, like myself, stick figure ninja, or even mr. cow himself
but yeah. :)
(and there's probably about 50 or so names reserved by people who didn't want them to get stolen, like myself, stick figure ninja, or even mr. cow himself
but yeah. :)
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 4:39,
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yeahseemed to reason that if ALL of those users were posting... we couldn't keep up to follow a thread.
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 4:41,
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things used to be structured much differently around herei lurked for about a year before finally signing up, and lurked again for another 200 days or so. Threads used to be structured not as specific numbers (like we're at 4 1/2 million right now) but in dashes, like 5/1/2/3/3 or something. i actually don't know how that system worked.
and i haven't seen many memes around lately.
(and i haven't seen many memes around lately.
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 4:45,
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Well I lurked for a while after joiningNow I'm well known and post tonnes.
Teh Quo have been popping up frequently but less for the others. Maybe the memes are finally losing the Humour.
(Teh Quo have been popping up frequently but less for the others. Maybe the memes are finally losing the Humour.
Brown cow,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 4:48,
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George decided to take a more hands on approach to buisness in iraq.
EDIT: Does this qualify for the competition about monkeys?
If anyone knows where theyve......seen this before let me know plz.
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 3:25,
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this land is my landthis land ain't your land
I got a shotgun
You ain't got one
I'll blow your head off
So you better get off
This land is private property
/old schoolyard joke
(I got a shotgun
You ain't got one
I'll blow your head off
So you better get off
This land is private property
/old schoolyard joke
Shiksa,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 3:33,
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oh shit!i saw this yonks ago! i wonder if it was subconsciously embedded in my brain then reawaked by the fact that ive been weed free for nearly three weeks and my brain has resumed somthing like normal capacity again.
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 3:33,
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best flash for me ever
northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work",
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 3:54,
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have my first woo
deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 7:12,
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i have a feeling of dreadthat this shall be reposted constantly in a very n00by fashion...
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:33,
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Night all.SHit i;m crying. I blame alcohol of course, or the rain.
Thanks Ralph Wiggum.
And thanks all of you.
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 3:09,
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Thanks Ralph Wiggum.
And thanks all of you.
arf! don't cry, be happy and vikingy!have sweet dreams of rape and pillaging :)
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 4:32,
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Salty PenisHeres what happens when my paintball team get together in thenicest restuarant in town!
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 3:06,
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The last picture i'll ever doof my girl. Because from today she isn't my girl.
I try not to lumber this kind of shit on the board, and i've managed so far, but hey. I told myself i wouldn't talk about it but., ah shit. whatever.
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 2:46,
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I try not to lumber this kind of shit on the board, and i've managed so far, but hey. I told myself i wouldn't talk about it but., ah shit. whatever.
It's okay.I've been expecting it. She's way to good for me anyway.
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 2:49,
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Unlucky man....Drink loads
Party loads
eat loads
and drink some more, because its good for you.
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 2:48,
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Party loads
eat loads
and drink some more, because its good for you.
I am currently drinking myself into an oblivion.It's great fun.
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 2:51,
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Beer and Kovenant!You should meet two of my three drinking buddies: three out of four of us are broken hearted middle agers, totally in love with women who left us one, three and four years ago. Oh we're a fun bunch; we like beer, Kovenant, Tristania, and movies.
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 4:15,
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sorry to hear, that that has occurred mateand you'll be fine
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GrandmaOfShoes,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 2:51,
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I will be.It's just that feeling where you want to go and punch stuff that worries me.
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 2:54,
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"My hand the last time i got in this mood"www.b3ta.com/board/4415626
I'm thinking you may be right.
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 2:59,
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I'm thinking you may be right.
that looks painful!and
it's a textbook break, boxers and angry guys do it all the time, you can tell that they punched something hard just by the x-ray
(it's a textbook break, boxers and angry guys do it all the time, you can tell that they punched something hard just by the x-ray
abandonnship,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 3:04,
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I was in that mood earlierI decided putting my fist through a window was silly and would cause bleeding, like last time
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 2:56,
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yeahget a punching bag and a fullsize picture of her...and you'll need a staple gun too lol
seriosly though, you got teh talent, you too good for her
(seriosly though, you got teh talent, you too good for her
Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 4:04,
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awww....take a dump on her half of the bed, to remind you of the good times...
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 2:49,
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That would mean going round to her houseexplaining to her mum that i want to shit on the bed and hoping that she understands... Although letterboxes were invented for a reason.
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 2:53,
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Letterboxes are the epitome of funI've posted SO many letters in my time
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 2:54,
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Finito...Righto, Last chance. anything mising?
(apart from talent and humour!)
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 2:39,
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(apart from talent and humour!)
CDCFurtive
Beattie
But talent and humour are there :)
(Beattie
But talent and humour are there :)
abandonnship,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 2:41,
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You'll never get them all... gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 2:42,
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Its missing a fit woman...Called bob......... who smokes......
THEN it'll be perfect!
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 2:43,
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THEN it'll be perfect!
flying kitten, nohands, furtive bear/penguin etcvery good though!
looks like you could use the b3takit, would solve most of your probs
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 2:45,
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looks like you could use the b3takit, would solve most of your probs
Nohandsbut talent and humour are all you need, and that picture contains both
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 2:46,
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'Tis too much for my tiny head.....Feck it !!
I'm beaten.
Bedsville for me.
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 2:54,
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I'm beaten.
Bedsville for me.
ok very goodbut why don't i get these shark helicopter bridge jokes,
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 3:28,
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I'm sorry, this looked much better in my head
In my head I didn't do it in 10 minutes with Paint either.
Is there still time for a dance?
edit; how long has the board been giving friendly words of advice every time you post a reply?
only noticed it today
Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 2:04,
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Girls are the best slap fighters.I know by terrible terrible experience.
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 2:12,
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TBHI'm just glad i wasn't the only person who instantly thought: "AHH Yes. SINE-WAVE!"
ALthough you probably didn't shout it.
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 2:12,
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ALthough you probably didn't shout it.
hahaha, no I didn't shoutbut I was proud of myself for thinking it
and then I was ashamed I thought it
(and then I was ashamed I thought it
abandonnship,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 2:14,
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Someone cool once said:"Geeks are just people who are so comfortable with what they love that they learn everything about whatever it is they love"
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 2:20,
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who was that?because it's true
I'm not a math geek, I'm a science geek. And not ashamed of it at all.
(I'm not a math geek, I'm a science geek. And not ashamed of it at all.
abandonnship,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 2:24,
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Heh.I said that to a mate once when he questioned why i spend my free time coding.
Not that i think i'm cool but it's my standard response.
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Sun 17 Apr 2005, 2:26,
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Not that i think i'm cool but it's my standard response.
yeah rightwe all know that thats a cos(X - pi/2) grapth
how gullible do you think we are, god
(how gullible do you think we are, god
Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus,
Sun 17 Apr 2005, 5:49,
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