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# He's done it now...
He tried to steal himself, causing an infinate paradoxical loop which can only end with the destruction of the universe...

There goes the universe...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:00, archived)
# It's
a Mandelbrot bear!
(wallacet, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:03, archived)
# but
won't he implode? and will it trigger the "big crunch"?
(que, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:23, archived)
# Well
To steal himself, he had to go back in time. Then his previous self had to go back in time to become the future self (and avoid a paradox), so he had to take his future self with him, so, they both went back in time, to find themselves "mid-steal" so to speek, so they stole them. So... all four of them had to go back in time, where they found themselves, making 8 polar bears.

He has to continue this infinate loop in order to avoid a paradox, but in doing so he is creating an infinate number of polar bears, and an infinate number of polar bears has an infinate gravitational pull, causing everything in the universe to implode...

so yeah, a big crunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:28, archived)
# Nah
He'll time out first.
(twelveways, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:31, archived)
# Ahh
but he won't, because he'll be forever rocking back and forth over the very same time period.. just with twice the number of himself every time...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:39, archived)
# you have
a lot of names. Dont you ever get confused? do you sometimes use your surname as a first name?
(twelveways, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:55, archived)
# Errrr....
no :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:58, archived)
# I really
like the trading cards thing.
We(you or someone, not me, I am too lazy) should do a set of the b3ta regulars i.e bear, cat, paul D, pep, penguin etc..
(twelveways, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 9:02, archived)
# Thanks :)
That section is more popular than I could ever have hoped... even the people who star in it like it :) Although the cards could do with a nicer design... could some artist re-do them (with the same basic info in), and send me a simple template in GIF (or PNG, non-lossy anyway :) format so that I can make future cards to the same style?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 9:09, archived)
# Peter Pan (no really)
Is he beyond Photoshopping?
http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:54, archived)
# Damn that furtive bear
(Celtis, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:06, archived)
# Looks like
he's playing with the bear necessities.
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:33, archived)
# do you
think peter pan reads "bearly legal" magazine?
(que, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 9:00, archived)
# The deer is obviously hatching a plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:42, archived)
# It's no use deer
God sees all, God knows all and if he decides he's going to shoot you there's fuck all you can do about it.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:49, archived)
# Or is it
Santa's weekend motivational course for trainee reindeers?
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:52, archived)
# why the fuck
does this fool wear camouflage....
"oh look," said bamby, "it's that floating beard that killed my mum, i think i'll hang around to find out what it wants..."
(poohpot, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:55, archived)
# .
lol
(que, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:25, archived)
# hooray
Glastonbury's back...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:41, archived)
# better start
stockpiling the drugs then :)
(poohpot, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:46, archived)
# yay! I heard that on the radio this morning.
very pleased. Pink Floyd will be worth seeing to say you've seen them. Then again everyone at the main stage swaying to I am Sailing by Rodders will be cool. I'm excited already. Will not throw away my last pair of trainers now - they have a purpose to be saved for.
(Nacho, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:48, archived)
# I read an interview
with David Gilmore and he said there is no way that Pink will ever play another concert or release another album as a band.

And he and Roger Waters have only spoken to each other twice in the last year and that was in a room full of lawyers.
(twelveways, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:58, archived)
# they should
play on either side of a giant wall.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:03, archived)
# No!
They should be seperated by a giant bee. That way they won't be able to see each other, AND they'll look at the giant bee and feel happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:06, archived)
# and they
should get Sid back just to sing the giant bee song.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:10, archived)
# Another Giant Bee
Clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:21, archived)
# Shopping Cart Abuse

National Center For Prevention of Shopppng Cart
Abuse
(liquidy, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:24, archived)
# Latest tiny development
After a long period of inactivity, there's a new teeny tiny computer game from tinywindowsgames.com to help in the work avoidance effort.

Tiny Frogger
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:24, archived)
# cool
what luck to you have with your banner ad sponsers?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:18, archived)
# Very little.
We're meant to get £3 for each person who signs up with eBay after clicking on the banner. So far we've earned only £3 from one measly banner-clicker.
Fortunately my entire family have also signed up (Wether they know it or not)
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:28, archived)
# New and improved polar bear!
Now with added furtiveness...

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:21, archived)
# oy don't pick on Winona!
she's good. she didn't do it. She was with me. Leave her alone, she's got nice hair
(Nacho, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:25, archived)
# I'm not acusing her of anything
I'm just saying she looks furtive is all. Looking furtive and being furtive are two different things.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:33, archived)
# okay, I'll let you off.
If she's got looks that you would call furtive though, then I wish I looked furtive too.
(Nacho, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:36, archived)
# She's got nice hair?
Are you saying that people with nice hair don't commit crimes? Does that imply that people with bad hair are all crooks? Where does that leave Peter Stringfellow? Where does that leave me?

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:01, archived)
# Another great magician


Don't ya just love um?!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:19, archived)
# Blankety Blank
Wasn't there meant to be a Blankety Blank Xylophone with Terry Wogan's sticky mic.. I mean.... his mic is stick-like... not that he's been doing anything untoward with his mic you understand..
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:13, archived)
# good job your finger didn't accidently
slip onto the key below when you typed in your b3ta name
(Nacho, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:40, archived)
# LOL
very good
(wallacet, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:44, archived)
# Slipped finger???
It's Latin apparently for... Ummm. Well.. What you said.... Hang on, are you calling me a cunt? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:44, archived)
# yeah
cunt.

Only joking. I'm never that nasty...unless you've got a face caterpiller. Don't worry, I'm just a fattening Mexican snack covered in cheese and goo.

I instantly think you're great cos you chose to use the word "well" in the middle of the sentence. Worthy of a gold star in my weird hierachy of things that make someone good.
(Nacho, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:55, archived)
# Well, I have no caterpillar appendages on my face
so I guess I'm ok for the moment... It's not snowing here btw (Brighton by-the-sea).
And I'm hopefully going to get some decent photoshop thingies up soon, although I had posted one up before and failed miserably.. If you're interested in my 1st piss-poor attempt, and I was hammered (excuse the pun) when I did this, it's here, it's meant to be a Hammer Drill.
And if you're really bored, try my crappy day with lots of links to different places, mainly around Fark and B3ta as I couldn't be bothered to look for myself...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:32, archived)
# Another Brightonian
yay.
Moi aussi
(Nacho, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 10:18, archived)
# Remember youre a womble
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30500-1041906,00.html
(Anthill Mob, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:08, archived)
# Uh-oh. Here's trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:40, archived)
# hello from a thicko
hello. im new and thick to this so bear (boom boom) with me. so i guess that everything you wanna post, be it pics or disturbing internet finds you post here?

cool.
(Anthill Mob, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:04, archived)
# Pretty much
If you check out Post a Message you'll find that you
can post to the Challenge page, but everything (and I mean everything)
appears here as well. As long as it's bears or penguins or cats or dogs or.......
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:36, archived)
# O-kay!!
Kermit getting a Permit from a Hermit while Gorman works as a Mormon Doorman Stalking Hawking in Stockings who has a Shank to his Flank and Spanks Swank with a Plank on Blankety Blank
(Kimbo, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 6:58, archived)
# Truly epic
And an extra 5 points for having Spike Milligan in the backround.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:04, archived)
# your knowledge
of english arse culture is superb for a septic..
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:07, archived)
# As in...
tank?
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:38, archived)
# If Terry Wogan and Ron Dixon from Brookside
had a son it would grow up to look like my dad, and if Caroline Quentin and Linda Bellingham in the old oxo adverts had a daughter it would look like my mum.
How useful is that information going to be for you all today? Revise, there'll be a test later.
(Nacho, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:51, archived)
# Can I
meet your mum?
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:09, archived)
# yeah
her number is 555-1234skeletor
(Nacho, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:21, archived)
# Dear Caroline
I've got to admit to having had a thing for Caroline for years.
She has the piquancy and homeliness of the best condiment sets (but no Oxo)

(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:27, archived)
# Someone has got to......
photo shop this freak
(Sacrifice Theory, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 6:56, archived)
# Edit: Cut

That oughta do it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:00, archived)
# Well Done
Round of applause to flibz for his/her sense of humour
(Sacrifice Theory, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:20, archived)
# Cletus - Cam
(wallacet, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:18, archived)
# Welldone again
sorry i just wanted to see how evil ppl are that actually is a picture of me taken a year ago
(Sacrifice Theory, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:22, archived)
# oh.
(wallacet, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:42, archived)
# Dont worry
dude that is funny pic anyways but who cares god damn it you should see me now i actually look like that pic
(Sacrifice Theory, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:43, archived)
# Dont worry
dude that is funny pic anyways but who cares god damn it you should see me now i actually look like that pic
(Sacrifice Theory, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 8:45, archived)
# At home with the Furtive Bear...

(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 6:55, archived)
# Tee Hee
ALT Tags Rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 6:53, archived)
# rob..
why doesnt the archive thingy on the best of board work?
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 6:45, archived)
# because ...
we didn't get round to writing it... and now Cal is too busy on other projects. You could try buying Cal a gift from his wish list, and asking him nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 6:52, archived)
# If you send a polar bear round to me
I have a copy of PSP7 you can have.
(twelveways, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 6:55, archived)
# hmm
the Pixies & the Hives cool..he doesnt want that Turin Brakes CD I brought it, it was calvins
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 6:59, archived)
# We have our 1000th user
Say hello nic0le...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 6:44, archived)
# reading random
profiles, this one scared me the most
www.b3ta.com/board/scripts/profile.php?view=1&id=998
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 6:49, archived)
# What the funk
Happened there????
(twelveways, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 6:49, archived)
# It's
one of those translations, surely?
(wallacet, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 6:53, archived)
# Did no-one else see that?
it looked as though you had been hacked, and then it didn't, Im scared mummy.
(twelveways, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 6:58, archived)
# Hate to admit it..
but I'd guess that Haha there is American from his writing style and attitude. Just something I caught on to when I used AOL. How low these little punks bring the image of us Americans is a shame, seeing as we're generally full of pride and dignity. By the way, did you see the pic where I turned four people's heads into crap? Cod bless the USA!
(Kimbo, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 7:06, archived)
# uhm hi
-waves-
(nic0le, Fri 25 Jan 2002, 11:43, archived)

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