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[challenge entry] Do you like my

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[HELP !! I cant stop !!!]
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 5:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Some kind of satell-eye-te
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 5:21, archived)
# PING: Rob
Emails I've sent to you today and yesterday all bounced. What's up?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 5:05, archived)
# no more b3ta email.
use the board if you want to say something to me.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 5:16, archived)
# no more b3ta email?
What if it's deeply personal? Ah, what the hell - you know my address. You might want to use it sometime today.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 5:30, archived)
# Well that could open a

(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 5:32, archived)
# no b3ta email eh?
worrabout a link to the daily gallery on the front page my good man? For the one I am working on today features some of your own charming work.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 7:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Rib eye steak anyone ?
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 5:02, archived)
# My whack
Okay, this is my first attempt at photoshopping, and my first attempt on the board, so don't be too harsh. Anyway, can you guess what it is?



PS It's a chart-topper at chthonic's auto-whack page.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 4:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Found these in my cupboard...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 4:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I picked these fresh this morning
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 4:35, archived)
[challenge entry] And made a nice cherreye peye
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 4:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Sydneye Opera House
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 4:20, archived)
# crickey blimey o'reilly Flibz!
where are you? What are you avoiding doing to be making so many puns? There must be something.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 4:22, archived)
# My son is off nursery
with conjuctivitis & a bad throat.
He's watching videos instead.
I best be photoshopping instead...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 4:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Jelleyefish
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 4:10, archived)
# i wish those were
real. How cool would that be? They would be amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 4:21, archived)
# they are real, aren't they?
they look real.
(Nacho, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 4:58, archived)
# I keep them
in my bath
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 5:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Excerceyes !
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 3:58, archived)
[challenge entry] The eyesing on the cake...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 3:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Eyesberg!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 3:45, archived)
# Crikey
http://www.ntcweb.com/forums/milk/messages/972.html
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 3:15, archived)
# hehehe - love the admin comments
At the top of the thread is a message from an NTC admin representative claiming that ‘Cruel.com (erm, and now b3ta.com) is linking to this site without permission therefore they will be sued for bandwidth abuse and libel’. This is especially interesting, as he then goes on to warn those who might find the milking post funny that they are ‘losers’ and ‘morons’, thereby ensuring that millions of people are now going to be attracted to the site for his message alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 4:42, archived)
# indeed.
I particularly liked the reply to that message by a "Bernard Shifman". (for those who haven't seen it, refer to http://www.petemoss.com/spamflames/ShifmanIsAMoronSpammer.html)
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 4:51, archived)
# Gosh
I'd completely failed to make that connection.
Nice to see someone with a sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 5:01, archived)
# Another
automated Googlewhack tool. here.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 3:12, archived)
# Hmm...
Cthonics is much better :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 3:26, archived)
# and is now
sort of load balancing between two sites
(in direct contravention to their hosting policy btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 3:41, archived)
# clever
load balanced eh? do you check a random number to see which DB you query?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 4:13, archived)
# NO
that's why I said 'sort of' - they both use the same
database - the bandwidth limiter seems to stop http request, but not database requests :)
It just serves pages from alternate sites as lumpbucket suggested.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 4:27, archived)
# I've been "load balancing" ...
The Top 10, but wish I could stop thinking about Lolitas!

First prize will have to go to the first person to find a Googlewhack with "christmas" in it. I;ve tried short words, got down to 4 pages thanks to particle physics, and even got down to 2 pages with Metazoic, but no Whacks. Can anyone Whack christmas??? My challenge to the B3ta crew.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 4:31, archived)
# (mud)I'm gonna be capernoited this christmas(/mud)
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=capernoited+christmas

scores 1 or 2 results, depending on which way the wind is blowing.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 5:51, archived)
# woohoo
'Xmas conventicle' (bring a dessert) resulted in a Googlewhack with a score of 4,560,000,000 (2850 x 1600000)
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=xmas+conventicle
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 5:55, archived)
# Ursiform Christmas
(Bear shaped Christmas)



Score for 'christmas' is 14,700,000.
Score for 'ursiform' is 32.

Combined score is: 470,400,000
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 6:01, archived)
# Here's one
christmas choriambuses = 13,400,000 x 9 = 132,300,000

www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=christmas+choriambuses&btnG=Google+Search
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 6:05, archived)
# ingenious
i love the high skilled abuse of free services.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 4:41, archived)
# This is a little like ExplodingDog
In it's conception. Suggest a story, they draw it. http://thestoryof.nakedgremlin.com.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 3:11, archived)
[challenge entry] This dog..
loves everyone. They taste delicious.
(Kimbo, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 0:23, archived)
# just got into the office
do you have to scare me like that first thing in the morning!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 3:53, archived)
# Umm..
Good Morning , then?
(Kimbo, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 4:03, archived)
# Hehe...
I always look my best when I'm on the front page. Love it!!
(Kimbo, Wed 30 Jan 2002, 4:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm Spinning Around
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 22:17, archived)
# i'm spinning around....
your i's just keep getting better....
(Janette, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I hope none of you are Notre Dame fans...


OK the image won't work, so go to http://www.geocities.com/wonterhg/notrelame.gif
(Wonter, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] When Bill Clinton sees Monica naked


Yeah it's kinda crappy, but I've done better. I just need inspiration :)
(Wonter, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 21:33, archived)

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