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# right.....

a ram snorts a gram in a pram while a monkey gets funky with a punky junkie
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 8:00, archived)
# look at that monkey!!
he looks like he got in there first with that ram's gram. He's so high he's floating 3 foot off the ground
(Nacho, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 11:34, archived)
# Theres
a new pic of me in my profile. To me it seems quite photoshoppable... what do you think? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 7:52, archived)
# I just added one to mine too...
...I'm hoping its quite un-photoshoppable.
(soulstorm, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 7:58, archived)
# Clever!
Make it too dark to get any real detail.. why didn't I think of that? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 8:02, archived)
# I'd like
someone to do something with my profile pic... A great entry will replace the current pic.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 8:32, archived)
# Well...
yer not giving us much to work with, are you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 8:44, archived)
# That's the
point... Expect me to do all the work with all the posing and photo taking and that? Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 9:29, archived)
# So
do you actually look like that then?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 9:48, archived)
# I look more like
Fat Boab's impression actually.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 11:19, archived)
# here you go
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 10:13, archived)
# Yes!
That'll do! At work now, so I can't upload... later - This is the winner so far. Laughing my fat ass off.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 11:03, archived)
# I have
duly updated my profile - Thanks to Fat Boab for the finetastic pic!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 14:27, archived)
# you're welcome
Mr Bucket.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 1 Feb 2002, 2:32, archived)
# Is that
Noddy Holder out of Slade with you?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 8:03, archived)
# Nahh
Thats me mate Noel, although with his hair down he looks more like Jesus :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 8:04, archived)
# How's
this?
(I helped save b3ta! Stella_R_Twa, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 9:18, archived)
# hehehe
I'm eating Jesus! Not many people have done that you know :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 9:20, archived)
# an almost perfect fit

And she's starting to look like Paul Whitehouse now.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 9:41, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaarrrghh!
Run for the hills :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 9:43, archived)
# A bit
woa, a bit wey! A geezah...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 9:48, archived)
# Watch out! She's gonna blow!
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 7:50, archived)
# Nahh
she's just cloning herself by cell division.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 7:54, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I think I got off with her once, I'm sure she was a fox, though. Damn the demon drink!
(SparkyLove, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 7:56, archived)
# Ummmmmmm....
*shrugs*

Look.. I don't know either! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 8:00, archived)
# lol
trying to stifle my laughs from my boss
(que, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 8:29, archived)
# Oh my god
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Umm... how do you stop this thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 9:08, archived)
# looks like John Inman
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 8:07, archived)
# Hmm, an email address in the corner.
I've just sent an email to [email protected] asking 'What is John Inman's favourite colour?'
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 8:26, archived)
# a freind interviewed him
Inman said, "Mr. Humphries wasn't a gay character, but he did help people come out."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 8:29, archived)
# But seriously now...


Harry Potter and a lotta otters twat a hotter squatter with Mr Kotter and Del Boy Trotter.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 7:35, archived)
# Coool
Isn't that biff sign a bit high up though to be covering it's namesake?!!
(Nacho, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 7:41, archived)
# Bloody internet dating agency...
...'GSOH a must'



Christ i'm bored, someone give me something to do...
(soulstorm, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 7:25, archived)
# the poor woman is dead
Susan Strange was a founding member of CSGR. She will be sadly missed by all who knew her at Warwick. [more]
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 7:29, archived)
# Urr,
'Heres a photo of my backpack, i took today:'



-He said changing the subject quickly
(soulstorm, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 7:52, archived)
# I like the
'Happy Kid' badge. Very cool.

Does that bag not weigh a ton, even when it's empty?
(SparkyLove, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 8:00, archived)
# Imagine
A bag with 2 full folders of notes, One SLR camera with lense, 6 assorted CDs, one CD player, one digital camera, 2 two pairs of socks, 6 floppy disks, too many sweet wrappers, 1 bottle of cough medicine, one 'Star Wars' lightsaber pen/LCD game, 15 plastic forks.

damn, thats a lot looking at it. am i weird?
(soulstorm, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 8:08, archived)
# Yes
But only because of the 15 plastic forks....

Why?
(SparkyLove, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 8:27, archived)
# Everyone
should carry 15 plastic forks with them, or they'll catch venetian bum disease!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 8:46, archived)
# Subhumans?
"Susan Strange was a founding member of CSGR." Is she Susan Strange as in "The life and time of Susan Strange ended in that tragic way, with the money from insurance the family went on holiday, nothing left but rotten flowers on an unattended grave, the epitaph has faded badly, no-one reads it anyway..."
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 9:39, archived)
# You could always try to find a use for these.
Sorry. I'm bored too.


(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 7:33, archived)
# obvious, really
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 7:38, archived)
# Shall we set them up
Non-smoker - Likes long walks in the park

He slept with my hat
(SparkyLove, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 7:37, archived)
# Or
Confirmed smoker - Likes a good face wax
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 7:54, archived)
# He's lonely
since someone turned his missus into a placemat...
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 8:05, archived)
# Bill Oddie Hell (say it quick)
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 7:44, archived)
# oh no
They've got irritable owl syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 6:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Me- Owww!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 6:57, archived)
# truly
sick haha!
(que, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 8:52, archived)
# Aphex Twin
FAQ here. Funny answers from the great man.
(twelveways, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 6:56, archived)
# Quality
Funny as well as musical!
(SparkyLove, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 7:19, archived)
# Here we go...
“Hark!” Marky Mark and Koo Stark remark as they embark on the ark, avoiding a shark whilst larking in the park and drinking Cutty Sark… in the dark.
How's that?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 6:53, archived)
# inspired
and visionary
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 7:00, archived)
# OK...
Acks! Acks!

Anthrax on humpbacks throwing corn snacks at Ruby Wax in brown slacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 6:51, archived)
# Poor Bastard...
I Click therefore I am
(twelveways, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 6:08, archived)
# LOL
He's blogged. Poor guy...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 6:15, archived)
# crossroads
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 6:00, archived)
# monkeon - you're pixel crazy
what's going on?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 6:11, archived)
# i'm trying
to rebuild culture from the basics.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 6:41, archived)
# that's a noble aim
I suggest that you start by rejecting colour. It's a freeing experience. Make every pixel count.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 6:48, archived)
# It's My Life....
(Frankie, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 5:57, archived)
# Ochine Khorosho!
The letters spelling Tampax are pronounced Tamrakh in Russian.
(I helped save b3ta! Cedarsave, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 7:46, archived)
# fear'say
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 5:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Wham bam

Wee Pam and Big Tam leave their Wig-Wams
to eat at Yam Yam's with a Horned Ram
and an Old Ham with his Webcam.
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 5:26, archived)
# Oh yes...
Respect to that one... Damnit, I'm gonna have to devote a few hours to doing a new one, aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 5:46, archived)
# hygiene is important
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 5:23, archived)
# Happy birthday


to your sister
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 5:14, archived)
# umpah
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 5:08, archived)
# you win the nerdiest joke of the year competion
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 5:11, archived)
# Bahh!
Speccy sux! C64 roo0olz! etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 5:12, archived)
# C64 pah...
commodore plus 4 ruled! If anyone has one I'll bitch slap you with tens of pounds for it :)
(spiffchapstick, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 5:54, archived)
# I have one
well my old man has one and the condition is good i love it
(Sacrifice Theory, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 6:36, archived)
# I have one with
loads of extra gubbins, but it's got a dead TED.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 7:07, archived)
# Man it gave me many happy moments...
....and I foolishly traded it in for a c64.

c64 pah.
(spiffchapstick, Thu 31 Jan 2002, 9:17, archived)

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