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# NTK now has issued a challenge
and I quote...
"looking forward to the inevitable http://www.b3ta.com/ animation already:
http://www.datagenics.com/n/html/shutup.htm"
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 11:14, archived)
# And there was me just writing my
"have you seen ntk yet" post...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] marrows
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 11:10, archived)
# how cool is that?
pretty damn cool I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 11:19, archived)
# I'd have to agree with you
it rocks. marrows are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:53, archived)
# Ah viralmaster
we are not worthy

we bow to your superior viral skills
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 11:00, archived)
# Rob, ar you ill?
do you have a virus...?
ohhhhhhhh... har-de-har.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 11:05, archived)
# friend was working on a viral campaign for a client recently
... and they got the invoice and started to panic. Client thought that they were sending out virus's. They had to change the project name to "user distributed marketing" or something similar.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 11:08, archived)
# what is the slightly crap
ALL CAPS font you are using?
It works very well for this.

(can't be arsed to work it out)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 11:11, archived)
# it's called silkscreen
you can download it here.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 11:14, archived)
# fabaroonie
reminds me of a program I wrote to draw proportional fonts on the speccy...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 11:31, archived)
# it was one of the first
pixel based fonts that you can use at tiny sizes and still read.
Jason Kottke probably could've made a fortune if he'd sold it - it's been used everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 11:29, archived)
# master piece
hats off to ya
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 11:33, archived)
# Arg!
It's Kitten Bonzai!
(BïF, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] My search has ended at last.
(I helped save b3ta! macca, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:45, archived)
# i know how you feel
life would be good.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] argawllrighmayt
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:43, archived)
# woo and yay!
love it...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry] buy your mittens online

.
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] very dark mood this morn
(Idyll23, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Furtive fauna
(Frank, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:36, archived)
# animals i have seen
outside my office window today have been:

a swan and a dog with an injured foot and one of those cones around its' head
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:33, archived)
# your office sounds so cool
bar the times when things get mangled.
Can me & Rob come and work there.
We'll be good for 5 mins, then we'll be crapper than we used to be!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:42, archived)
# only if you
do my work (mostly cutting and pasting documents).

I get to see trains too...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 11:12, archived)
# My girlfriend wants a new watch.
It needs to be "Something brightly coloured and funky. A sort of kiddie watch but a cool one".

Can you guys help?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:26, archived)
# hire
Usher to visit and dance for her on the hour.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:28, archived)
# Like this maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:32, archived)
# Hey..
Thats quite an elaborate timepiece :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:42, archived)
# Unusual wristwatch
That's purrrfect, Crab Bloke! I hope Mr Seychelles takes note for next Thursday - hint hint!
(Mrs Seychelles, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:54, archived)
# yeah! A New Mrs!
hello.
Talking of which - where's that Wifey got to?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 11:08, archived)
# Hello!
That was my first post - I usually leave this techno wizardry to Mr Seychelles!
(Mrs Seychelles, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 11:19, archived)
# Hello
Nice to meet you. How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 8 Feb 2002, 11:27, archived)
# Woo and yay!
As I believe you say. I'm very well thanks.
(Mrs Seychelles, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 11:38, archived)
# I'm very glad to hear that.
Are you looking forward to the weekend? Anything planned?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 8 Feb 2002, 12:25, archived)
# Unfortunately
I'm working :-(
(Mrs Seychelles, Sun 10 Feb 2002, 5:35, archived)
# post more!
we are Mrs friendly... you too can be that techno wizard.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 11:31, archived)
# B3ta not very good?
I disagree. Recent high points:

* Breels warm animals (I love the little guys so much :)

* Kitten pics (especially the cruel ones)

* Magazines (standard was very high in that compo)

* Lots-and-lots-of-rhymes pictures (no more though please, novelty has worn off now).

* Oh.. other things that made me go "Woo".
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:23, archived)
# ta
for that
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:40, archived)
# crab bloke,
was your pram full of these as a child?

You can get hermit crabs and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:23, archived)
# This may take some creativity
Every time I think of a funny site, or pun on 'site', it already exists.
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:22, archived)
# fuck it.
build it anyway. it never stopped us.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:34, archived)
# Case in question
www.spud.co.uk

Who will benefit from Potatoes On-line?

Potatoes-Online is targeted at growers, agronomists and traders, and indeed all consumers. If you’re in potatoes - or simply enjoy eating them! - the information you need is right here.
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:45, archived)
# hold on. That is THE site for me
spuds online.
You can't say fairer than that. What are we wasting time here for?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] the ONLY site
(Idyll23, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:11, archived)
# snigger.
made me laugh. don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:14, archived)
# thank god it wasn't just me
That should be a set text in A-level humour... "why is this funny? Discuss."
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:16, archived)
# it gets a weird reaction from me as well
just because I know that somewhere out there, someone, probably has a fetish that involve tubers..
Other than that, who would really make a potato page?

A botanist?
(Idyll23, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:18, archived)
# Err
I know it's not too PC - but have you thought of the Irish?
(I helped save b3ta! Sam, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:23, archived)
# BWHHAHAH
that would be me!!
I've got SCOT & IRISH in me... AHHHHHH!!!!
(Idyll23, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:50, archived)
# Oo-er !
[snigger]
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 11:04, archived)
# of course the novelty kinda dies
when I remember that I'm also Sicilian, French, German, Native American and god knows what else..

A1 Certified USA MUTT
(Idyll23, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 11:08, archived)
# Well....
I have to admit,have had a bit of Irish in me!! OOooeerrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Sam, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry I Didnt Know What else To Do
CHIPS! The under 18's version of Spud.



Kinda Shit But I Dont Care
(Sacrifice Theory, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:32, archived)
# i dunno any subject
its good and funny
(running-hamster, Sun 10 Feb 2002, 13:43, archived)
# tubers and socks.
botantists dream - rthey get chilly out there.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's my reply
(Idyll23, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:35, archived)
# McLaren's monster
this one is in desperate need of a photoshopping
(abe vigoda, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:05, archived)
# he looks like he just sucked that
then remembered where it'd been...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:07, archived)
# perhaps
(abe vigoda, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 11:07, archived)
# dance baby
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:24, archived)
# it had to be done

.
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't expect to see this one anytime soon...

Although the domain has been registered by some dodgy sounding bloke in California.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 9:52, archived)
# Amish.net
oh dear. www.amish,net actually exists!!

i was bored, what can i say!
(Cliff, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:06, archived)
# Yes, but...
a) it's not very funny.

b) it's more like "exploit-the-Amish-for-tourist-dollars.net",
whereas I am only exploiting them for cheap laughs, and
therefore claim the moral high ground.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:09, archived)
# the challenge
just means make something entertaining... you can't be disqualified... we arent't trying to catch people out.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:11, archived)
# Thanks Rob...
...but it hadn't really occurred to me that there could actually be any kind of rules, let alone any kind of disqualification!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:14, archived)
# I much prefer....
amishrakefight.org
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 23:53, archived)
# Jesus Christ
Are you Ppl Here At B3ta running out of things to do or summit ever since i started coming to this site 3 or 4 weeks ago the images to be photoshopped have become crappier and crappier come off it i could shit better images for ppl to mess about with
(Sacrifice Theory, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 9:39, archived)
# b3ta
it's not as good as it used to be. wasn't it VIZ who used to use that?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 9:43, archived)
# should think so
Viz isn't what it used to be either.
Ok, hands up who can think of something that is as good as it used to be.
Apart from me. I'm bloody ace.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 9:50, archived)
# it is quite funny, tho
the fact we've plummeted down hill in a matter of days.
Thanks for that. Makes it all worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 9:52, archived)
# one of my fave letters in Viz
was the one complaining that the letters saying Viz wasn't as good as it used to be weren't as good as they used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 8 Feb 2002, 9:53, archived)
# A butterfly
It's not what it used to be.

(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 9:55, archived)
# have you thrown darts at that?
just because it's no longer beautiful?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:01, archived)
# No in a crazy twist of fate
It will be become better than it used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:16, archived)
# i think
i love you.

woo for the nice post.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:18, archived)
# A bagel that isn't as good as it used to be
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:04, archived)
# Shooting Stars has lost it as well
Reeves & Mortimer embarrass me slightly now
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:08, archived)
# It was Private Eye that was 'not as funny as it used to be'
I thought
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:48, archived)
# Well.....
Get shitting!
(I helped save b3ta! Sam, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:20, archived)
# Woohaaa
good news for you Brits!

As predicted, British Telecom has announced "substantial" reductions in the cost of high-speed Internet services in the UK: lucky for some...
www.computerandvideogames.com/front_index.php
(Idyll23, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit shit
but may be useful.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 8 Feb 2002, 9:35, archived)
# hello crabby
how are you?
I made you a small animation - but actually, you can't see it till next week.
bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 9:53, archived)
# Hiya Pep
I'm fine- a little bit the worse for the osymyso / cartel thing last night, though it was very good fun. What's my animation like? I'm very excited now. (leaps up and down excitedly)
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:10, archived)
# it IS very small.
I'll send you a url when it's all done - it on a wee site I built for the hell of it...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:40, archived)
# I have something to do with lighting...
...and we often refer to electrical transformers for low-voltage lighting as "trannies" too, so there's another possibility!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 9:56, archived)
# and you can take pics on
tranny/transparency film...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:09, archived)
# oh yeah, forgot about that.
so it should really be www.trannytrannytrannytrannytrannytranny.com then.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 8 Feb 2002, 10:18, archived)
# .tv
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Feb 2002, 11:13, archived)

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