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sorry

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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:25, archived)

bloody germans

always out early with their beach towels..

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whizzbang, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:29, archived)

never forget

today is moby's birthday.

happy birthday moby.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:24, archived)

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.
Happy Birthday dear Moby.
Happy birthday to you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:26, archived)

And Brian De Palmas

and the anniversary of Peter Tosh's murder

(maximum_bygraves, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:31, archived)

and today is my 195th day at b3ta

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:35, archived)

and my mate Jose's birthday too

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mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:36, archived)

and

my 9736th day of life.

(I love the web and its useless info)

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Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:43, archived)

Happy Birthday Moby!

...I don't hate you.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:52, archived)

I was feeling homesick for dublin,..

but I'm not so sure now...

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whizzbang, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:16, archived)

Irelantis?

Reminds me of Sean Hillen's Irelantis series, all done with a microscope and scalpel

Click for larger version

(blather http://blather.net, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:33, archived)

wow!

some people can certainly hummus!

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whizzbang, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:38, archived)

they are brill

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mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:41, archived)

how long must they have taken?

why didnt he just use potatoshop?

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:45, archived)

because...

they're all from old postcards, pages he's ripped from magazines, etc. When you see the real, physical artworks, it's incredible how 'layered' they are. In some of the scanned versions, you can just about see the roughness.

(blather http://blather.net, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:50, archived)

and they

eat Krill

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curry monster, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:46, archived)

it took a lot of skill

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:50, archived)

they are

not run-of-the-mill!

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curry monster, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:53, archived)

but I think

he's over the hill...

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whizzbang, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:57, archived)

They Stole His Mind. Now He Wants it Back."

(ordinary, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:12, archived)

who?

is that some knd of obscure belgian cartoon character?

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:19, archived)

Japanese, actually.

(but Ar-Nald is the only known Austrian cartoon character).

(ordinary, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:22, archived)

where's DR P.K when you need her?

She loves Totoro. Weebles nice girlfriend made her one too. Twas ace.

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pep, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:42, archived)

I do!

I love him! Woo for Totoro!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:53, archived)

nice take on the matrix

in this WB cartoon

here

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raw-edge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:12, archived)

I watched that ages ago,

its fantastic.
Oh and morning.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:20, archived)

Oi Mr Edge, you can't park that

message there...

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curry monster, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:23, archived)

luckily....

my fine is only £20 if i pay within 14 days...which i will, he didn't believe that i had just gone to the shop to get change for the machine...i hadn't (my ticket had run out 2 1/2 hours previous...

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raw-edge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:30, archived)

this ticket

is only £50,000 if you pay within 20 days too :-)

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curry monster, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:32, archived)

i'd

better get my checkbook out then...whats your address so i can send you the cheque??

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raw-edge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:36, archived)

I'm reading this at the moment

its a sad story

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whizzbang, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 7:42, archived)

A modern tragedy

indeed.

(Indole Ring, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 7:49, archived)

"retold in rebus"

wassatmean?

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 7:53, archived)

hmmm, good question,

perhaps I should have potatoshopped the rest of the text as well....

/edit although I did get a giggle from the illustrator called Mr Chalk...

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whizzbang, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 7:54, archived)

aaah!

re·bus
n. pl. re·bus·es
A representation of words in the form of pictures or symbols, often presented as a puzzle.

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 7:57, archived)

I could have told you that...

I mean, I could have told you to look in the dictionary...

/coat

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:06, archived)

ohheeee

get you Mr Dictionary...does that mean the Beano is a collection of rebuses then?

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thebear is thebear, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:06, archived)

wild card

(darp, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 7:40, archived)

like the

wildcard bit. Nice.

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pep, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:43, archived)

Crap gag

I got in a taxi and I said...

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Newington, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 7:32, archived)

The driver should

charge extra for that.

(Indole Ring, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 7:34, archived)

"A Lifetime of Change Can Happen in a Single Moment"

(ordinary, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 7:28, archived)

extrordinary!

(TheVoxPopuli, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 7:49, archived)

Guten Morgen and Aloha..

from Spain...still here...the sun can get quite boring actually..want to get home to my potato slop and uncomfortable computer chair...will be in London Village at the weekend for a wedding...boo and nay!

later peeps

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Bitchpapa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 6:54, archived)

Good morning

or afternoon, for those of us in Australia.

WTF?

(Indole Ring, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 6:56, archived)

hmmm

I think its a robot that watches videos for you, then relabels them and messes them all up... still undergoing trials..

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whizzbang, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 7:28, archived)

That explains the sculptures

but what about the fellow in the bathtub?

(Indole Ring, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 7:33, archived)

fair nuff

*no comment*

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whizzbang, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 7:45, archived)

A take on Tomsk's wallpaper a bit back

I got bored with the blue, so I switched it with one of the Windows XP backgrounds and added my own special cow. Enjoy.

Click for 1024x768

(BigFloppyLlama, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 5:32, archived)

That's woo

but you should probably make a thumbnail, because directly linking the image means everyone downloads all 350KB, but only sees it at tiny size.

(Indole Ring, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 5:36, archived)

aye.

I'll just remove the picture in total. There are too many b3tans for my pitiful homestead account to take:) I've gone through monthly bandwidth in day when the contest entries were all on 1 page. Oh well, its worth it for this glorious site.

(BigFloppyLlama, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 5:45, archived)

It's worth it

that's for sure.

(Indole Ring, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 5:52, archived)

tis very

nice :o)

yay

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 5:40, archived)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 5:31, archived)

It suits him

FYI, I've just put another of my real kittens on Ratemykitten.

(Indole Ring, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 5:43, archived)

time for another beer...

/edit - www.ratemykitten.com/?kitten=11524

;o)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 5:07, archived)

Yay

for sat.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 5:08, archived)

Yay for

beer and kittens!

Hmmmmmm ... www.ratemykitten.com/?kitten=26238

(Indole Ring, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 5:53, archived)

The Darkman Sequel Appreciation Society

(aden_nak, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 5:06, archived)

Could you line them up side by side please?

It's taking up a lot of room

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 5:07, archived)

:o)

would be nice if you could
or make them a bit smaller !

/edit cheers for that :o)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 5:08, archived)

So naive yet so delicious...

Yay.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 5:05, archived)

woo!

very nice piccy

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 5:09, archived)

damn high power lines

big fat EMF the size of Texas...

(uptownjoe, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 5:03, archived)

grrr....

nice :o)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 5:05, archived)

NOBODY liked sideshow bob's new hairstyle

(tsuname, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 4:59, archived)

BBOOOMMM

boom

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 4:59, archived)

I kinda

like it

(Indole Ring, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 5:02, archived)

well then...

you sick bastard
rot in hell!
now be like all the other minions and agree out of 'respect'

(tsuname, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 5:15, archived)

OK then

I hate it.

didn't realise where the smoke came from at first

(Indole Ring, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 5:17, archived)

now now

everyone's entitled to an opinion. go with your first one ;)

(tsuname, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 5:26, archived)

Well, not to get overly serious,

but personally I won't be taking the piss on this day. I think WWIII started a year ago, and is about to heat up. Probably.

That doesn't mean we can't laugh, but it's a pretty serious thing.

(Indole Ring, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 5:33, archived)

i completely agree about the seriousness of the attack

it's the over-the-top sympathy and forced commemoration that pisses me off. newspapers, tv all cashing in on this day.
plus the fact that many more people have died in incidents around the world than on 11/9 and we should remember them too...but we don't.
also, being such a documented attack, there's many photos and stillimages to photoshop.

(tsuname, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 5:51, archived)

All true.

I don't generally watch TV or read newspapers. Most of my information comes from the Net, and I can choose what I like to see. So the hype doesn't bother me as much, since I choose to avoid most of it.

I'm certainly not against other people photoshopping 911, and some of it is actually funny, but I won't be doing it myself today.

And I won't be abusing anyone about it, either. B3ta is a place I come to for fun, fluffiness and being nice to people.

(Indole Ring, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 5:59, archived)

Still

A very good tattyshop

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Silentbob, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 8:33, archived)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 4:26, archived)

Little does she know ...

that her baby will cost a fortune in batteries

(Indole Ring, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 4:28, archived)

feed it food harvested from Chernobyl

and it'll go on forever...

;)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 4:37, archived)

Ahhhhhhhhhh!

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 4:25, archived)

Noooooooooooooooo!

(Indole Ring, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 4:26, archived)

when that kitten turns .....

...it'll have him it will....

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 4:27, archived)

I'm seriously considering making this my trend, Kittens vs Dinosaurs

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 4:36, archived)

It's a good concept

spazz link

(Indole Ring, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 4:38, archived)

I hereby copyright it

Nyah

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 4:41, archived)

Curses!

Foiled again.

(Indole Ring, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 4:41, archived)

i need

a trend...

(BakeSnake, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 4:49, archived)

hmmm, how about...

dinosaur dinner ladies?

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whizzbang, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 4:50, archived)

ooohhh

I like that

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 4:52, archived)

u can have it

its a good one, but im too drunk to try :P

(BakeSnake, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 4:54, archived)

hhhhmmmmmmm

who's chasing who?!!?

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whizzbang, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 4:48, archived)

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