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this was pauls best christmas yet

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EdibleVomit, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:03, archived)

has this worked?

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EdibleVomit, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:44, archived)

haha

I like!

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rogan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:54, archived)

awwwww

that

is

so

cute!

(matt'twam'asi, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 17:00, archived)

Extreem Sports

Are not what they used to be in my day

/off to find some drivers for my scanner and some coffee

(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:02, archived)

I don't know

those kittens look worried, anyway.

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100% kitten better than ever, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:14, archived)

Mr Tiggles and the Search for the holy catnip

Wot ya think?

(Viper, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:58, archived)

very nice

maybe someone shud do sir robin,!!

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EdibleVomit, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:00, archived)

we are the

wariors who say "meow" ??

(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:03, archived)

Did any of you

go to the L33ds bash last night?

How was it?

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:34, archived)

see below

or if u spazz u can see my drunk ramblings

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:35, archived)

don't know really

as I wasn't there, but Mr Koit seemed to be having diffulty typing, which was most amusing...
Morning all btw, I notice no new front pages yet...and there were some good ones last night too...

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:52, archived)

Didn't you organise it

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100% kitten better than ever, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:54, archived)

yeah

that's why i wanted to know how it had gone...

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:02, archived)

Shame you couldn't go then

but I do remeber people saying last night that damien the unbeiever was asleep on the floor and lots of people seemed to have pulled (though not each other, I think) I got confused because Koit and Andi had been on a seperate bash, so I could be wrong.
Anyway, it would also have been nice if I could have gone (to either)
edit: you should spazz back, but there's not that much there, I think.

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100% kitten better than ever, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:07, archived)

spazzed

back, glad people enjoyed themselves anyway. I'll be at the next one i hope...

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:27, archived)

There are photos

of Damien doing things to me.
I may burn them. And sterilise the camera.

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bigdave, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:33, archived)

didn't

go, to far but got very drunk in me local last night, to the point in fact that i'm not sure i'm allowed back in! the last thing i remember is 9 o'clock

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dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:02, archived)

I Went

into Manchester with some mates, had a lovely mexican and then some twat decided to sit with us despite our repeated requests for him to leave, so we had to hit him. A lot. felt better afterwards though.

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:06, archived)

ah yes

always good to have a common target

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dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:09, archived)

Sorry, more requests......

But here's some kittens to soften the blow:

I've just got flash, the bloke I got it from said the best thing to do was go all the way through an on-line tutorial - anyone know a good one? I know some people use Swish is that easier?

This message will self-destruct if it's pissing anyone off

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100% kitten better than ever, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:25, archived)

try

The Macromedia online tutorials
www.macromedia.com/software/flash/productinfo/tutorials/

or this one: www.echoecho.com/flash.htm

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Gren ..........Beyond Lurking since 2002, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:33, archived)

nice one gren...

...thanx

(Phydeaux iii, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:54, archived)

try

www.flashkit.com

lots of good tutorials there

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weebl Mashed farts, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:34, archived)

if i could get me brainn in gear thats wot i

would recommend...great resource site

(Phydeaux iii, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:38, archived)

oooooh

loads of stuff on there to be getting on with, thanks, is this likely to take me long - I'm really impatient....!

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100% kitten better than ever, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:43, archived)

just get stuck in....

no preloader, no synch

(Phydeaux iii, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:46, archived)

I lack the drawing ability

for that sort of thing, I think, but I really like shakey roobarby sorts of things. I was going to make a gif, but I just thought what i wanted to do would be nice with music.

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100% kitten better than ever, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:53, archived)

its great for animating jpegs into giffs...

...example

and with your talents it shouldnt be a problem

(Phydeaux iii, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:01, archived)

Go to Hull

I didn't know it made gifs too. How exciting.
And thankyou!

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100% kitten better than ever, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:12, archived)

here to please...

(Phydeaux iii, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:21, archived)

Is that...

...Father Jack falling off the cliffs?

(xminion, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:40, archived)

also

www.werehere.com used to be really good.

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zog why change it now?, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:23, archived)

mmornin all

any one else hanging out of their ass?

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EdibleVomit, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:20, archived)

I don't have a donkey

but thanks for asking.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:21, archived)

mines

called bob, "an i thought they smelled bad on the outside"

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EdibleVomit, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:23, archived)

Well...Morning and peace off...no hummus/cant b arsed today.

yay for being lean outta your head, and almost killin one of ur best m8s...heh heh, good ol' virtualom... err what larks eh pip! Well least we didnt get stopped by da police this time!

(pumper pickle, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:25, archived)

nae Northern bash photies yet then?

Well you might like to ask yourself How Drunk Are You? then.

/spam

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:58, archived)

Crikey

According to that test, I'm drunk even when I'm sober!

(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:08, archived)

too.
I don't even drink and it thinks I've had a few

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:19, archived)

yes

me too. Isn't it smashing? Sobriety is so over-rated.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:20, archived)

Cool!

I can save a lot of money on drinks now.

(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:24, archived)

owwww

my head hurts after last nights bash - there will be quite a lot of photos i reckon becasue i kept seeing flashes going off. Now might be a good time to say that Im not photogenic, and i do look a little better in the flesh (and when not drunk as a skunk)

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:15, archived)

I just looked at your profile.

Happy 250th b3taday to you. Woo - have a banana.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:19, archived)

woooo

i had no idea - fanks

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:21, archived)

Accurate piccy too

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bigdave, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:47, archived)

I should have them back by tuesday-wednesday

One long late night scan sesh later, and I should have some thing to show be wednesday evening/night!

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bigdave, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:30, archived)

0ooooh bloody hell

I wasn't there, but i was there in spirit(s)
and according to that site, I'm still not safe to drive, with a response time of about 0.3
arse

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:58, archived)

so i'm off to bed to try and sleep

lucky lucky me yeah? it's fucking 5:35 in the morning here. FIVE THIRTY FUCKING FIVE!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
good night b3tans

(relayPoint, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:54, archived)

Good night

and a thread hijack: Why would you want a teddy bear hub when you could have this?

(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:57, archived)

sweet

dreams

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:57, archived)

sleep well

i can't believe i'm up this early in the morning and can't post piccies. it's naFFFFF.

(dicky, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:59, archived)

oh just chill out dood (as I believe you young scamps say)

it's nice and relaxing here of a Sunday morning. Have a nice cup of milky tea. You can always get snottered later.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:23, archived)

why

can't you post?
if you need somewhere to post to check the threads below. I' you don't have tattyshop, use paint and be a little more silly.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:24, archived)

my ntl

ftp upload isn't etting me upload, something about locked file

(dicky, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:52, archived)

crazy nazi

clicky

(dookie, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:36, archived)

I'm impressed with your potatochopping skills

That looks just like a real news photo, straight off the Yahoo website. Amazing work!

(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:40, archived)

yeah

why waste time?

(dookie, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:49, archived)

quite

but surely the chap is trying to start a Village People comeback. It's fun to be an old N.A.Z.I...

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:51, archived)

that scares me

because i see no potatoswappery. none.

(relayPoint, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:42, archived)

Notice for all staff

A quick reminder that next Tuesday is National Take Your Otter to Work Day. If you haven’t got an otter, voles or badgers are fine, but no stoats or weasels as they only spend the day misusing the photocopier and ringing up their mates in Australia.

And please, let’s not have a repeat of last year’s fiasco: National Bring Your Man-Eating Lion to Work Day is THURSDAY.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:17, archived)

well crap

i thought thursday was national bring your duck to work day. or was that friday?

(relayPoint, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:30, archived)

(splay, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 8:51, archived)

fan

tas
stic

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:16, archived)

as above,

but with added houpla, whizzbang, and yay squared. Welcome, are you new here? never seen your user name bfore...

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Alfie, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:20, archived)

Thanks!

yes I'm new.

(splay, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:27, archived)

so have you

been lurking long?

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:31, archived)

Probably about 3 months now. b3ta makes me
laugh my ass off. I just recently figured out
how to save a pic to post on here.

(splay, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:36, archived)

cool

I just get other people to hist mine because my web space doesn't let me host pics.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:38, archived)

use my

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta for pics for here if you like

[/spam]

(Kieren, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:50, archived)

I do

alot!
thank you. It's nice to know that you do have somewhere to store stuff for us. It's a great service. If you see anything by ct in your stash there from me.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:56, archived)

I went to the funfair last night

/coat.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 8:42, archived)

For some reason

I am not sexually aroused by that concept.

(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:05, archived)

That Dixon of Dock Green

is a manky old spunker.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:10, archived)

woo and yay

i like. i like. :)

(relayPoint, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:06, archived)

ey op

Relay! Just got back, yea, urls for yer memetrumps please, or a quick post here would do it :)

Mornin!

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Alfie, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:42, archived)

urls you say?

urls you get! quite a few i've done now that i look at it. dear gods. mornin' 'cept i'm headin' t'bed soon. i just NOW got off work, i shit you NOT.

pirate speech
jesus christ
and i seem to have misplaced more.. i have a few i didn't upload before the pc died. :(
i am so going to hell for the jesus trump. so so so goign to hell. ticket please?

(relayPoint, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:48, archived)

haha

reminds me of the time victor meldrew accidentally bought some cop porn.....

(boris, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:41, archived)

got any

Smegsey and Ringpiece guv?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:53, archived)

Every mad scientist should have one

(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 8:17, archived)

WOO YAY AND HOUPLA!

I'll take three!
and are you on m3ss3ng3r? it acts fucked on this pc - ie problems. :(

(relayPoint, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 8:18, archived)

I'm not on m3ss3ng3r just now

but I'll log in. What sort of problems?

(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 8:25, archived)

beats the hell outta me

the whole fucking thing randomly locks up for periods of a minute or more and won't auto-refresh. probably the goddamn chipset - amd761/vt8236 hybrid pos.

(relayPoint, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 8:29, archived)

I don't know

what it might be -- anyway, back to reading my photochop book.

Hmmm ... www.ratemykitten.com/?kitten=3420

(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 8:36, archived)

ello!

morning man, dear sir, could you perchance tell me, is that a filter or lots of work? I had a lightning filter and then had to reinstall tattyshop and cant find it again...

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Alfie, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:17, archived)

Not that much work ...

I just made 9 separate empty layers and hand-drew one position of the spark on each of them. It took about 10 minutes to draw them.

On this, I used a photo of lightning in "screen" mode, and flipped it.

(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:25, archived)

WOO!

I get the same effect from my cat by rubbing it on the carpet!

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davelog, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 8:19, archived)

woah!

my cat only does the 'clawbitescratch' function when i rub him on the carpet. must be defective.

(relayPoint, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 8:20, archived)

Actually, if you bloat them with massive servings of ham, cats become quite docile.

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davelog, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 8:27, archived)

i tried pringles

he got hyper instead.

(relayPoint, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 8:29, archived)

sir, your new address is

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whizzbang, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 8:55, archived)

would that perchance

be in the county of houpla? ;)

(relayPoint, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:06, archived)

it surely would

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whizzbang, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:56, archived)

Woo!

Yay!

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Canker, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:49, archived)

awwwwwwwwwww kitty

lush,need i say more???

(brianscaryflatm8, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 23:08, archived)

A MEETING OF TOP BERET WEARERS CHAIRED BY PRESIDENT SADDAM HUSSEIN

(milkykarma, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 6:44, archived)

lol

woo Betty!

(roomproject, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:22, archived)

protective bear

keeps you safe from dog attacks.

(nethead, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 5:28, archived)

this has absolutely nothing to do with anything but...

...i'm bored this eveni...er... morning waiting for this hard drive to format.

(ping, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 5:21, archived)

Nice

hat.

(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 7:20, archived)

If Zippy is the pimp..

does that mean Geoffry and Bungle are his bitches?

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loolah potato, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 8:01, archived)

ya'll boys look hip

Whoop Whoop!

(µ, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 10:27, archived)

clean music

(dookie, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 4:44, archived)

keeping police safe

biggy-helmet (TM)

(nethead, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 4:19, archived)

why oh why

am i hearing 'ENGAGE LUDICROUS SPEED' right now? ;D

(relayPoint, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 7:52, archived)

because sir,

you are obviously a patron of the arts....

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whizzbang, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 9:10, archived)

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