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# Whos for a flame grilled penguin?
Mmmm! Tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:18, archived)
# these are really nice
animations
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:14, archived)
# Good things here too
Cheat codes for life
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:23, archived)
# Woo!
Thats brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:39, archived)
# I love ppl that take crazy longshots
As found at A forum for an online game based on the recent C4 series 'Lost'

Search for Jeanette
posted by Dave on 19:17 18/2/2002
(email)

I do not know if this is the right forum for this posting but, since I am having no luck elsewhere, I thought I would try it anyway.
I went to an over-18’s (anti) Social Club meeting in Grays a while ago (in November, two or three years ago actually) and saw the most stunningly beautiful girl there I have ever seen in my life. Her name is Jeanette; she is slim, in her 20s, 5ft 7ish and has long dark hair (possibly brown though it was hard to tell in the dim light of the pub). I do not really think I am anything special to look at which is why I was surprised to see, or I think I saw, possible interest in her eyes when I she looked at me. She even gave a rather detailed description of where she lived at the time (in a corner area of a certain housing estate backing onto a large supermarket).
The trouble was that every time I tried to say anything for that whole evening a certain two of the other ten or so members there would scream abuse at me at the tops of their voices after I managed to get a very few words out. The two of them are so unpleasant that they can only be described them as a fat cow and a bitch (sorry if some people may be offended by the use of such language but these terms are only used for their accuracy), there was no reason for their nastiness and the whole pub echoed to the sound of the unpleasantness of these two people. They managed to scare Jeanette off completely and she never came back.
I have tried to find her (Internet searches, shop window notices, newspapers etc) but no luck.
Can anyone throw any light on where she is now please, I would like to have a proper chat with her (and not have to deal with the fat cow and a bitch at the same time)?

Direct Link
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:10, archived)
# Poor Dave
I think you guy's should photoshop him a new Jeanette that he can keep at home in the draw under the sink where you find useless stuff like lightbulbs that have blown and little bits of string.

Go on have a heart
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:19, archived)
# I like that
he's clinging on to his chance for love like a pitbull with lockjaw. God bless him, he should be a national hero.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:31, archived)
# Almost as bad
as that guy who used photoshop to create a woman he "fell in love" with, then tried to find the real person who looked like her... what a sad tosser ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:33, archived)
# Quick Alfred
get me gay dog, homosexual hampster and camp cat Quick!!!


I am bored at work
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:56, archived)
# Maybe just about safe for work

Or go here if the pic gets edited to a link.

(This was my great idea btw).
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:55, archived)
# cheeky
.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:02, archived)
# you bastard
i want porn
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:12, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:22, archived)
# been done
http://www.slowporn.com/

sorry about that....
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:29, archived)
# oh wheel,
back to inventing that round thing that seems to roll around quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:47, archived)
# Why she's not paying attention to the film
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:54, archived)
# Amazing!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:06, archived)
# Andre Aggasi (left) seems to be enjoying the film though.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:14, archived)
# My dear God!!!

Are we dealing with Aggasi clones here???
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:22, archived)
# ...sorry...
...(On Right)
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:43, archived)
# They just played Musical Youth on Xfm...
which I enjoyed rather more than I should've. A quick search on Google to find out whatever happened to them, revealed Musical Youth - the musical. A cautionary tale exploring the relationship between the everyday world and stardom, between youthful energy and bitter experience.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:45, archived)
# bloke in office says it was cancelled
is it actually back on?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:53, archived)
# don't know...
and I'm too scared to ring the ticket hotline. Come back with my apple pie!
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:56, archived)
# ring 'em
everyone ring them. if enough people ring them, then they'll have to put on the show.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:10, archived)
# right here
in the barn...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:26, archived)
# kitty porn ii
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:45, archived)
# a cat must have dropped from a great height
to make that cat shaped hole in the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:54, archived)
# Now you've said
that, the image is now 100 times more funny :))

Brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:43, archived)
# Temporary pie obsession
I just can't stop thinking about them. Because of this I bring you:



Akabusi in the pie with Di mon.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:43, archived)
# its sad
how much i enjoyed that.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:46, archived)
# Similarily...
Moooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:53, archived)
# i don't get it
am i retarded?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:16, archived)
# Think
Beatles lyrics..
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:22, archived)
# Coo coo
ka choo
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:28, archived)
# Yeeeehah!
It looks like I'll finally be able to hold dual nationalities:
http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/2002/02/16/FFXNCI3VOXC.html
And to celebrate, here's a picture from down under:
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:36, archived)
# that is me.
.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:49, archived)
# looks like Christ's College Cambridge
it does too
(Joe the Pro, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:47, archived)
# museum
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:25, archived)
# I've also stumbled across joelnews.org
I thought I'd have a look expecting to see news about myself, but instead I found out that god is real
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:24, archived)
# The chaplain in that article
must be a right bastard. How did he choose which half of the group to pray for and which half to leave to die in their diseased, godless world?
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:06, archived)
# I love Google Image Search
Look what I stumbled across while looking at pretty pics:

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:18, archived)
# Wow!
Brain Lemurs! Thats just so cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:20, archived)
# They'll Need a Crane
and a Flash ...
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:15, archived)
# What da hell...???
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:12, archived)
# .
(que, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:05, archived)
# There you go...
as hinted but not promised :)

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:00, archived)
# grandmos deaf
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 8:50, archived)
# Ahah
The old Aural Orca Infestation Affliction. very nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 20 Feb 2002, 8:52, archived)
# I am either
going to get the sack or die from repressing my laughter
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:08, archived)
# after staring
at it in awe, i finally noticed her seaworld shirt.
(que, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:15, archived)
# CORDON Brown
with his mates Tony Blur and Robin Cook.

(I helped save b3ta! Watty, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 8:43, archived)
# Cordon Brown
is either Indian, or he's on the same drugs as Judith Chalmers!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:16, archived)
# Have a go-go...


It says: "As a trainee in "Newcredit" everything else seems less exciting"
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 8:42, archived)
# These
huge pictures must be really pissing off the dialup people...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:03, archived)
# Hmm...
It's only 60KB in size! I could not resist posting it. I wonder what could happen behind that girl!?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:08, archived)
# And how come
the guy on the right is ALSO 4 seats behind the girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:09, archived)
# What the?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:13, archived)
# Look closely
Its the same dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:18, archived)
# Hmmm...
Guess that you're right!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 10:11, archived)
# now we know whats happening behind her
fertives blocking the view

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 9:20, archived)

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