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while there's no-one here,

here is the cutest rabbit in the world.
he's cool.
and i drew him, and there's no-one here, so no-one can call me a cocky fucker.
yay

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 18:57, archived)

you cocky fucker

(im here)

(scabby dog, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 19:07, archived)

same here

you cocky fucker
excellent drawing though. you a bit of an artist then? fancy drawing some stills for a poem or 2?

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crab_bloke), Thu 21 Feb 2002, 19:10, archived)

i reckon

thats the least he could do for being a cocker fucker!

I look forward to seeing them allready..

(scabby dog, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 19:13, archived)

i take that as a compliment

I am humbled to fuck,
but i only have old pics to work with as my scanner blew up two months ago, but i will replace it next month, and if you would like personal stuff, i''l do it and send it snail, as long as u don't live in outer Mongolia.
ps just kidding about the no-one here malarky.
just no-one posted anything for at least 10 minutes there, thought something was wrong!
oh, and I did that pic of the skull above.
cocky fucker.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 19:22, archived)

(this may expose i have been drinking)

there's me waffling on,
i can still do shit on
my PC and mail it 2 you,
but i can't scan shit,
and this isn't a poem.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 19:47, archived)

http://www.thecosmicgerbil.com/stuff/cockeyfucker.jpg

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DaWolfey, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 19:20, archived)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 19:33, archived)

A new partnership?

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DaWolfey, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 18:54, archived)

is there anyone out there?

I mean, is anyone like me, like, out there?
fuck it here's craig feckin david, goo-ed to fuck.
if u want anyone goo - ed to fuck... I'm your man.
the goo daddy.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 18:52, archived)

That gives

me the goo for a pint... t minus 6 hours and counting...

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helmetcream, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 4:16, archived)

I need <b>YOUR</b> help!

Someone linked to a place to make mosaics out of other pictures. They used the b3ta penguin as an example...
I would really appreciate some help here.

(Fidel, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 18:18, archived)

Son of God

or father of ambient?

(K@Hed, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 18:17, archived)

nice!

Mr James should use that!!

(scabby dog, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 18:25, archived)

It was just my way of saying

"Really enjoyed your 2-second slot on the Brit Awards tonight!" Thanks a lot Robbie - you penguin regurgitating plank

(K@Hed, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 18:38, archived)

hear hear

i agree.

fuck im pissed up.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 18:46, archived)

Total unrelated to anything...

United kingdom crisp giude

(Big_bert the photoshop muppet, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 17:46, archived)

Furtive Hopper

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Kaiser, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 17:36, archived)

Definitely a Hopper, but

far less furtive

(K@Hed, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 18:36, archived)

Wow...

Hopper really chose the wrong moment to sit there with his canvas...

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Kaiser, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 18:52, archived)

where is the full pic of that rabbit?

i neeed.
please

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 19:00, archived)

Well,

You did ask

(K@Hed, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 1:32, archived)

But here comes the cavalier!

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Kaiser, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 19:25, archived)

I prefer them like this

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 17:28, archived)

don't let them near water...

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 17:59, archived)

oh my god!

looks like we have an infestation

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 18:07, archived)

your pic

could inspire the hollywood moguls to do a film like face-off, but with 80s cult tv stars !

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 18:14, archived)

I hope so.

The manchild from Diffrent Strokes punched an obsessive fan when "buying a bullet proof vest fo his new job as a mall security guard" apparently.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 18:51, archived)

i hear there is

a huge demand in undersized security guards these days.
or did u mean the obsessive fan.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 19:02, archived)

couldn't resist

mmmm

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 19:14, archived)

For Mr Farmer

Ultimate disguise to get away with staying up late..

(scabby dog, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 17:23, archived)

Quite, quite....

Superb!

(spiffchapstick, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 17:31, archived)

nice

what program do you do your animations with?

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 17:32, archived)

That

would be very nice to know, cuz this is very wellmade...

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Kaiser, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 17:41, archived)

Adobe Image Ready 3

which comes with photoshop 6
It is the woot! - get all the layers ready in photoshop and hit the link at the bottom of the tools bar to get to Image ready - get the movie strip going with add frame and start animating - woohoo!

(scabby dog, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 17:53, archived)

oh..

and i should also mention the masking layers. If you dont know about them, using the masking layer in photoshop is a must, they make the whole image adjusting and blending really easy and its fun too!!

(scabby dog, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 17:58, archived)

it costs money doesn't it?

i have been searching through the dregs of the net to get photoshop for free, as i am very skint and i am running with dinosaurs. any advice?
i am an oak tree trapped in a fucking acorn.
metaphorically.
shit hot animation though. woo!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 18:07, archived)

it does cost

Im lucky i use it at work... but they have released a version called 'photoshop elements' which is their low cost cut down version - its missing some of the plugins and filters but has everything you need to do stuff for B3ta - theres a review of it on Planet photoshop
www.planetphotoshop.com/alward63.html

Planet Photoshop has some good tutorials aswell - theres one on the page at the moment about masking layers - go look see

(scabby dog, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 18:20, archived)

mmm

fuck spending money

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 18:31, archived)

true - unless its to buy cakes

you could always 'evaluate' a 'demo' version

(scabby dog, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 18:51, archived)

nice

very nice

(e-Sensei, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 17:56, archived)

There's

also very nice in Nice!

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Kaiser, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 17:58, archived)

WARNING - LACK OF CREATIVITY AND IMAGINATION

Warning! this bad animation shows a total lack of skill, creativity and imagination.
It's also my first proper post!

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DaWolfey, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 16:55, archived)

well it's bloody cool!

if it rhymed, it would be perfect.

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spacefish bong!, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 17:08, archived)

Beau..

tiful.

(Kimbo, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 17:10, archived)

ditto C K

i feel this is only the first animation of many.
any chance of a sequel where the goose gets its head chopped off by the evil angry revenge-fuelled man??

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 17:14, archived)

yeah - nice!!!

more - i wanna see the goose get all medieval on his ass!!

(scabby dog, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 17:31, archived)

Well well well...

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Kaiser, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 16:33, archived)

this usually works for me...

sorry bout the tiny writing- you'll have to squint

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spacefish bong!, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 17:06, archived)

and a big

from me !

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 17:17, archived)

Dog eat dog world

See: www.tungdog.com

(raz, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 16:04, archived)

the truth will out....

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 15:59, archived)

excellent

ps anybody got any tips on how to make small text readable in images? what's the best font to use?

(cold, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 16:07, archived)

i had trouble with that too

so i cheated and made the speech bubbles bigger (no offence kaiser, just trying not to post hooog images)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 16:20, archived)

What???

Too small, too big... I'm so confused!!!

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Kaiser, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 16:36, archived)

sorry

if i'd left the speech bubbles the same size as in the original that you posted, my text would only have shown if i'd posted mine as a big muthafukka pic. sorry, i'm usually vague !

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 17:10, archived)

Aww

I knew they had done something...

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Kaiser, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 16:11, archived)

more cloning

must obey feline leader

(skagg, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 15:48, archived)

cats... part 2

got really tired of cute cats..

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. ONE DAY ONLY AT SMOKIN' MURDER DRAGWAY.. SEE THE FAMOUS MONSTER TRUCK CATCRUSHA!!

(Idyll23, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 15:41, archived)

hurrah

they deserve all they get. fuckers.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 17:56, archived)

You know it makes sense.

D'oh, didn`t submit for the competition first time.

(Dr Wadd, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 15:38, archived)

You know it makes sense.

(Dr Wadd, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 15:35, archived)

yay!

thats a wicked idea!! what a way to fish.

(scabby dog, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 16:35, archived)

They're guilty!

What have they done?

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Kaiser, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 15:21, archived)

I've got so much stuff on my site now

I had to build a site map.

It's here....

Still can't think of what to do next tho...

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flibz, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 15:15, archived)

racked my little brain,

but all I could come up with was pretty lame,
..a database wher b3ta-ers could visit other b3ta-ers work?
to save space in the profiles?
i'll get my coat.

.
great map though, okay for a link
from me to you?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 15:42, archived)

Yeah, please do.

I'll send one your way also...

Any other b3tans want a link on my map page ?

Post yer URLs here...

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flibz, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 16:01, archived)

a link to the Daily Reckless would be nice

http://tommymackay.tripod.com/home.htm

Shall reciprocate old bean.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 2:00, archived)

A link to

http://www.fuzzbucket.tk would be luvverly - the content, intent and host will probably change weekly...

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helmetcream, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 6:12, archived)

I'm

so very curious to know what's in that blue thing that connects all the tubes and nodes...

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Kaiser, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 15:53, archived)

Photoshop This Guy Too!

(AW Productions (UK), Thu 21 Feb 2002, 14:23, archived)

hmmm

I want more curling!

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 14:50, archived)

aww yes

nice! ... a cup of tea ... and a sit down ... and Curling

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 15:11, archived)

ah yes, love curling

head curling rawks too !

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 15:32, archived)

Wauw...

They're screaming like hell in my TV just right now!!!

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Kaiser, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 16:43, archived)

here you go AW...

Mark visits Cornwall frequently each summer.....

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 15:05, archived)

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