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# my first attempt...

no penguins were harmed in the making of this product.
(/chris, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 14:03, archived)
# Shame
They deserve all they get. Thieving little scroats.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 14:52, archived)
# Here's
Today's Gallery - soundtrack provided by pete - ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 13:53, archived)
# Aww
That music is fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 14:22, archived)
# ..

(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 14:28, archived)
# and indeed

well done fb
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 14:30, archived)
# great one
and I love the animal gallery too :)
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 14:40, archived)
# i am
Take the Affliction Test Today!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 13:44, archived)
# .
Suits me down to the ground.
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 13:47, archived)
# Lock up your daughters:
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 14:38, archived)
# i am
r a b i e s
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 17:25, archived)
# everybody loves
hydrophobia
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 21 Feb 2002, 18:16, archived)
# if i were a terrible affliction


What are you??
(I helped save b3ta! Umojan, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 13:27, archived)
# now how did you manage that,
young sir?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 13:32, archived)
# these are real, but i made them....
...so they get posted. I posted these with like a huge paragraph on a forum (post gone :(), and the last one was backstreetboys. it was pretty funny.


(I helped save b3ta! Umojan, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 13:34, archived)
# Please Photoshop This Guy!
(AW Productions (UK), Thu 21 Feb 2002, 13:24, archived)
# <a href="http://www.msnbc.com/modules/StreetDrugs/" target="_blank">Stay informed...</a>
with your friends at Microsoft and NBC.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 13:15, archived)
# Is it worth...
getting a domain name if all you're going to do with it is mess about?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 12:46, archived)
# Probably
Not
(Wilz, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 13:15, archived)
# What do you mean!
Of course it's worth it! You mess about all you like, my boy!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 13:17, archived)
# damn right!
get a domain, go on.
I got one and I've never been happier!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 13:19, archived)
# Yeah!
registering my domain was the single best thing I've ever done.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 21 Feb 2002, 13:22, archived)
# crab bloke - I met a
(married and pregnant) lady at the weekend who thought everything you've ever done was great. She loves your stuff. She said "Ooh! I love him" I said "have you met him?" she said no.
That explains that I thought.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 13:25, archived)
# It's cheap
Compared to say setting up your own TV station.

I think everybody else would agree, it's very satisfying to have one.

Can somebody set up a page of our domains? (like the desktop thing). If nothing else would encourage us to tidy up a bit . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 13:43, archived)
# That's nice
I'm glad she likes my stuff. If you see her again, please could you pass on the positive karma i am currently sending her using the power of my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 21 Feb 2002, 14:59, archived)
# You can have one of mine!
Can you think of any ideas for www.carphone-whorehouse.co.uk? I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 13:43, archived)
# Yeh, why not?
dave@www.stringjamieoliverupbyhisgoolies.com
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 13:52, archived)
# Furtive bear,..

damn bear and his crack!
(I helped save b3ta! Umojan, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 12:43, archived)
# sorry
(redifusion, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 12:29, archived)
# Whilst on holiday last year, I found this
on the beach. I adopted it. It's now 6 feet tall. Anyone know what to do?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 12:26, archived)
# can you get it to nip over here
and get that thing on the top shelf i just can't reach.
ta.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 12:31, archived)
# You could
Poke it and see what happens?
(Wilz, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 12:56, archived)
# .
You could try giving it's head nails a clip.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 12:58, archived)
# and shaving it's beard.
oh.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 13:27, archived)
# futurologist
HIs predictions and such

It's pretty interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Umojan, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 12:09, archived)
# Here is a picture of Ian looking at the future


It's small, round and see through.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 12:13, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Umojan, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 12:44, archived)
# It may be interesting
but the one on human evolution is kind of depressing. Homo sapiens becoming voluntarily extinct by 2200 isn't a very happy thought for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 12:58, archived)
# ginger thought he was oh-so-clever until...

(Mr. Partyhat, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 11:29, archived)
# he got the url of his pic wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 11:32, archived)
# If anyone except you can see that picture
you've got SERIOUS security problems . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 11:37, archived)
# now
where's that handy guide?
(redifusion, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 11:39, archived)
# <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq/">it was round here a minute ago</a>
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 11:46, archived)
# i can see his harddrive!..
file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Matt.MONSTERS/My_Porn/hardcore_dolphinsex/
(scabby dog, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 11:48, archived)
# Dolphin Sex is surprisingly popular
I heard that they commissioned a new series of "Dolphin Sex And the City"
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 11:55, archived)
# Yes, so I hear.
another handy guide.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 11:58, archived)
# She's obviously been at it
until she's blue in the face.


I'll leave my coat here, it'll be quicker.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 11:59, archived)
# Eeehhh...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 14:30, archived)
# Heh...
First time I've ever seen anyone make that mistake...
"Y'see there's local, then there's remote..."
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 12:28, archived)
# Photoshop this pls! For the sake of the almighty!
(TuffPirat, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 11:02, archived)
# I've only got 512mb of RAM
I don't think I can load it.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 11:28, archived)
# hey!
Ive got 512mb of ram too - but im using it to download mp3's, photos, porn and anime so i dont think i can load it either. It must be their big brains making it too heavy for the wires in my computer
(scabby dog, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 11:32, archived)
# Next week, BBC1 are showing...
The Boy Can't Help It.
"John Davidson was only 16 when he became a household name as millions watched him battle a form of Tourette Syndrome. Now, 12 years on, we revisit John to see how he's coped with the condition."
John's Not Mad...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 10:55, archived)
# I misread that as
Jim Davidson to start with, and was thinking "yes, tourettes. That would explain it"...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 10:58, archived)
# Have you seen . . .

I found that tourettes.co.uk is a very moving tribute to those
who suffer from this misunderstood and debilitating affliction . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 11:05, archived)
# Alternatively,

Bears could settle their differences more peacefully.
(I helped save b3ta! macca, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 10:42, archived)
# That sir
Is funny.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 11:12, archived)
# niceness
look how casual mr Yogi at the back is taking it. Me thinks angry Panda is taking it a little too seriously..
(scabby dog, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 11:29, archived)
# Bears could settle their diifferences more peacefully
My girlfreind reckons the Panda will never win because he's constantly bonged out on eucaklyptus fumes. However, it's impossible to split the Polar and the Grizzly.
(Uncle Lumpy, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 4:34, archived)
# Bears could settle their diifferences more peacefully
My girlfreind reckons the Panda will never win because he's constantly bonged out on eucalyptus fumes. However, it's impossible to split the Polar and the Grizzly.
(Uncle Lumpy, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 4:34, archived)
# Ninja's are SWEET
Check out this site. Don't mess with Ninjas, even hot Ninjas with big boobs. Fear Ninjas.

www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/
(Ratso1, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 10:42, archived)

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