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Make way for...Olympic speed-making-fart-noises-with-your-armpit!
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rockyrobin,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 19:08,
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New online 'Chat-Em-Up' game. away the lads or whatever the correct terminology is.
Huge amounts of research has gone into it too:
"A lot of computer game players are men, and a lot of lads like chatting up women and drinking beer."
(Huge amounts of research has gone into it too:
"A lot of computer game players are men, and a lot of lads like chatting up women and drinking beer."
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 19:05,
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Bow bow bow bowWe're not worthy, we're not worthy.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 19:06,
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Cheers FnordOriginally there were more, but I dropped a couple - the result of my Friday night Shiraz. Just as well the bear's sober :)
( pabulum,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 19:10,
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Actually with a bit of tinkeringyou could make that into a clock/watch
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 19:14,
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Hey Pabulum,are you still there?
Haven't spoken to you in while.
How is north of the border?
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 19:22,
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Haven't spoken to you in while.
How is north of the border?
Yeh hi Nacho, how you doing?I'm on my second bottle of wine and it's snowing. The view out my window is bootiful, and I'm not in the least tired. What to do?
( pabulum,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 19:38,
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Well, I'm done inI reckon I might have to go and crash. Well...once I've finished this last drink. Rude not to.
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 19:48,
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Penguin jugglingThat is possibly the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
( winston_theramin,
Sat 23 Feb 2002, 0:24,
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it must be coz its latebut its taking me ages to guess them right all the time ..dammitt ill never win a medal
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 20:45,
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Giant Slalom for Lemurs pursued by Angry FerretsSki faster, Lemur, Ski like the wind!
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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 18:32,
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Ooop.. here's the picture!
Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 18:33,
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Now that, I likeLook at the way the ferret's leaping into the air.
Look at the concentration on the lemur's fayoose.
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 18:37,
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Look at the concentration on the lemur's fayoose.
My attempt.
Took me forever. I'm considering actually shelling out some cash for a decent image editor.
Look at that hairshe looks like she got the ends of it stuck in the back of the hairdryer while it was on.
She got the penguin in the eye though - good shot
PENGUINSEYE!
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 18:20,
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She got the penguin in the eye though - good shot
PENGUINSEYE!
Ha ha ha!ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Excellent stuff! You have a unique understanding of the physical dynamics of cats.
(Excellent stuff! You have a unique understanding of the physical dynamics of cats.
helmetcream,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 18:09,
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At least helooks like he's having fun.
Happy neighbourhood cats.
That's what we like.
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 18:12,
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Happy neighbourhood cats.
That's what we like.
Must bea heavily greased cat to slide like that, unless it was using a strap-on-cat-air-cushion-generator(tm)
Why didnt i think of that last week?
(Why didnt i think of that last week?
rockyrobin,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 18:15,
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I've just read your profileWhy are you too embarassed to give out the URL so soon?
C'mon on - give us some trot.
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 18:18,
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C'mon on - give us some trot.
Cos at the moIt has five pics. Thats it. If you want to find it, look for the sneakily hidden (not)reference in my profile
( rockyrobin,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 18:23,
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Quite possiblythe best thing I've ever seen. I think it even tops the lone ranger cat.
Love and more love.
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 18:15,
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Love and more love.
Aw Shux!Glad u like. This is my first ever Gif anim u know.
And no, I don't have a site. I'm far too lazy for that.
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 18:40,
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And no, I don't have a site. I'm far too lazy for that.
fucking brillianthat's off. fantastic. laughed til i shat.
( crab_bloke),
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 18:55,
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:o(home alone with nothing but vodka, malboro lights and Tron Land to keep me company.
Thought I'd put my mind to useless good use...
My b3ta Gallery
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 17:06,
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Thought I'd put my mind to useless good use...
My b3ta Gallery
Maybe its just the alcoholbut all of you, that means everybosy who posts here, especially those who made that music are total total total total geniuses. I dont understand how people can be so talented!!!!!!!!
Why arn't you all famous ??
(Why arn't you all famous ??
DaWolfey,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 17:26,
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Aah, shucks,you guys,
you've cheered my otherwise dull Friday night up
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 17:56,
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you've cheered my otherwise dull Friday night up
Is thisa dull friday night?
I thought sitting in front of a computer cultivating an enormous belly was the most exciting state of human existence possible or someting.
(I thought sitting in front of a computer cultivating an enormous belly was the most exciting state of human existence possible or someting.
helmetcream,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 18:05,
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Well,the vodka's going down nicely, I've boshed half a bag of Revels and smoked 3 cigarettes.
That's about as good as it's gonna get when you're this pauperised.
Where does The Bucket of Fuzz reside anyway?
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 18:08,
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That's about as good as it's gonna get when you're this pauperised.
Where does The Bucket of Fuzz reside anyway?
I was gonna havea coffe with rum but it turned out to be the other way around...
At least my mates came in having spent loadsa money on a crap party, so I dont feel so bad
(At least my mates came in having spent loadsa money on a crap party, so I dont feel so bad
rockyrobin,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 18:11,
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I could do with a baileys coffee now you've mentioned that.It's not that Lambs Navy Rum or whatever it is, is it?
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 18:16,
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Captain Morganof course...
Is a great drink for a student to like, I havent yet met another who drinks it :)
(Is a great drink for a student to like, I havent yet met another who drinks it :)
rockyrobin,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 18:19,
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Student of what?I've heard of Captain Kimbo, but not Captain Morgan.
We decided 'rum was the new milk' then 'the new water' at The Big Chill festival though - suprisingly good with carrot juice as well.
Prefer transparent spirits though - they seem healthier
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 18:23,
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We decided 'rum was the new milk' then 'the new water' at The Big Chill festival though - suprisingly good with carrot juice as well.
Prefer transparent spirits though - they seem healthier
Its exactly the same as Lambsbut was on offer at Sainsburys.
Is gorgeous in hot chocolate
(Is gorgeous in hot chocolate
rockyrobin,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 18:26,
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I found a bottle of Absolut in my freezer.I can't remember if it's mine or not.
I don't remember buying it, but I might have been drunk last Saturday and chipped in for it.
BUT IT'S MINE NOW GODDAMMIT
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 18:29,
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I don't remember buying it, but I might have been drunk last Saturday and chipped in for it.
BUT IT'S MINE NOW GODDAMMIT
Not sure aboutthe carrot juice thing...
Just found half a bottle of whisky thats gone manky.
Might still be good for pyrotechnics, but no way for drinking
(Just found half a bottle of whisky thats gone manky.
Might still be good for pyrotechnics, but no way for drinking
rockyrobin,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 18:37,
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whiskey never goes offthat is the beauty of whiskey. even if you end up drinking some of that american bourbon shit that you found behind a sofa that's 3 years old, no matter how god-awful it tastes, you know it's because it's american shit and not because it's gone off. Whiskey is eternal. worship whiskey. my life wouldn't be worth living without whiskey. Although I wish the americans would stop making that goddam awful shyte and let the scots and irish get on with supplying the market with the nectar of the gods.
( crab_bloke),
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 19:39,
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this one ismost definately off. shame really, a nice blended scotch.
and sadly not enough alcohol in it for pyrotechnics :o(
can anyone think of a good use for it?
(and sadly not enough alcohol in it for pyrotechnics :o(
can anyone think of a good use for it?
rockyrobin,
Sat 23 Feb 2002, 3:40,
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This Bucketof Fuzz's connection just died because he lives in Dublin and ther are no decent ISPs here...
( helmetcream,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 18:22,
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This might work...My First flash animation
Misheard lyrics a go-go
http://www.geocities.com/deanbex/brown.swf
Its on geocities so it might not last long before it crosses the bandwidth line.
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 16:38,
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Misheard lyrics a go-go
http://www.geocities.com/deanbex/brown.swf
Its on geocities so it might not last long before it crosses the bandwidth line.
a classic of the genrethough lots of interference in the music
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 17:48,
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I knowI'm working on my second now and the music is fine.
This new one is a hell of a lot better.
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 17:53,
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This new one is a hell of a lot better.
<font color="#ff0000">Remember your 80s stuff</font>(
helmetcream,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 16:34,
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hahahahaThat's great.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 18:52,
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Does anyone know where......i might find a Web hosting company that will host my flash animations for free?
I know its a long shot...
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 15:56,
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I know its a long shot...
Pretty muchanyone will alow it - You'll have to post it using a html page on the same site, tho'...
( helmetcream,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 16:22,
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CheersHope its worth the effort
www.geocities.com/deanbex/brown.swf
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 16:49,
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www.geocities.com/deanbex/brown.swf
Create a htmldocument and embed the swf into it... You should be able to link to that...
( helmetcream,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 16:56,
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Question....Can anyone advise me on a gif creator that is completely free, and easy to download?
I've been pulling my hair out for over a week, and although someone told me about one last night, i was too pissed to take it in.
Help
(I've been pulling my hair out for over a week, and although someone told me about one last night, i was too pissed to take it in.
Help
pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 15:21,
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getadobe image ready that comes with photoshop 6. get your self a demo version and then test it for a while using a warez serial number from www.astalavista.com
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 15:33,
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thanks m8!i am trying it as we speak!
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 16:12,
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woo and yay and so forthim trying to find that wonderful tinkly melody that is the background music for the galleries. anyone got it?
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 15:06,
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Wooooaaaaah!That was fun for about a minute, but then it just got disturbing
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 15:44,
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Yup.It'll do that... You'd be surprised how amusing it is while working...
( helmetcream,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 16:19,
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This queston goes out...to Crab Bloke or Rob or anyone who might have an interest in the swearing keyboard idea. I was thinking of making a variation on it, while not completely ripping it off. Would you mind terribly if I went through with it? It'll be worth seeing if I finish it!
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 14:36,
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Hey CKNo Worries- make the fucker. I have faith it'll be fantastic (I'm sure rob would to if he wasn't a girly bird who's in bed coz he can't handle his drink (or maybe a bloke with a girlfriend with better things to do when he gets back from the pub than stare at a computer screen))
( crab_bloke),
Fri 22 Feb 2002, 19:09,
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