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# KryptonX© Factor
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 3:22, archived)
# dude. what?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 3:59, archived)
# Shmokin'
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 4:04, archived)
# LIVIN' LARGE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 4:46, archived)
# R to the I to the S, PC?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 4:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:16, archived)
# FUCKYEH
BONDage ftw.

edit: Cowell has a square head I tells ya.
EVIDENCE
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:16, archived)
# He's a smug, square-headed cunt!
Amy Winehouse's beehive is getting out of hand...
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:24, archived)
# zomg!
She used to look pretty good as well, shame. :(
img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/07/winehouse270706_544x600.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:50, archived)
# loldrugs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:50, archived)
# ...and a distinct lack of pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:52, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:57, archived)
# pizza cures all
except a surfeit of pizza

which, in itself, is an inconceivable scenario
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 3:20, archived)
# Those are two different women.
Unless she's managed to have a tattoo removed flawlessly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 4:47, archived)
# Piccy on the right's reversed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 6:09, archived)
# yeah! something to set my beer on while he...

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:31, archived)
# pfft!
our bond, our selves
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Leftmost girl is Lana Lang from Smallville
rightmost girl is Cordelia from Buffy/Angel.
Anyone spot any others?
(Banjo-Jeff I don't play a banjo, and I'm not called Jeff., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Gnopschrist® will end you and all you love.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:11, archived)
# All hail Gnopschrist!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:13, archived)
# No! Hail Spongchrist!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:13, archived)
# hehe
He's already killed my whole family!

FUCKFUKFUCK, I think he's outside mah door.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:15, archived)
# You must follow the TRUE path of Spongchrist, you dangerous heretic!
You've been SEDUCED by the dangerous, HERETICAL path of the GNOPSCHRIST
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Ah Sheeeet
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Repent, ye sinner!
Accept the Spongchrist as your personal Lord and Saviour!
Canna getta Ayyy-men?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Apparently not.
Mah lowrd, yoo doo trah me sawrly. But! Ah will be strawng!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 4:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Very Appropriate Product placement...?


I dunno, should this be entered...
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:05, archived)
# well.
Product - Check!
Placement - Check!
Takes the piss - Check!

Works for me ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:07, archived)
# mock-the-afflicted-lol!
:)

Edit: Where's the pope with a condom on his head, joehmbunn?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:12, archived)
[challenge entry] SAUSAGE!
(gtfomh, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:56, archived)
# BOOBS
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:00, archived)
# SPOON!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:00, archived)
# BOOBIES
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:02, archived)
# DOG: NOT A CAT
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Me me me me meme me me me.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:48, archived)
# BOOBS
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:50, archived)
# BOOBS?
yes, I did post this image yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:00, archived)
# BAD BOOBS
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:02, archived)
# TITS!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:18, archived)
# *licks*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:19, archived)
# ;-) Veiny too!
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:02, archived)
# If Shrek became a musical, she might get her singing career back.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:51, archived)
# BOOBS
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:57, archived)
# She was nobody to begin with.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:58, archived)
# hmm.. fair point!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Nobooby?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:03, archived)
# cocaine inna can
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:52, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:54, archived)
# BOOBY
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:57, archived)
# BOOBIES
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:57, archived)
# gabrielle
I wondered what she looks like without the eye patch.....



Go easy on me ;)
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:45, archived)
# COD EYE
IS COD
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:45, archived)
# hahaha
codeye!

My colleague had codeye after a minor stroke. He was proud of that codeye.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Oh Cod, how awful.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:51, archived)
# twas
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:59, archived)
# *goes easy*
Heh, nice!
*bumrapes*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Every sperm is sacred...Oh Boy! Touched by the hand of another....


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(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Creepy as fuck.
And I don't mean the giant eyeballs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:38, archived)
# I almost feel sorry for him, cos he can't help being a creepy-looking fucker
and then I remember that he said masturbation is a worse sin than rape. And I stop feeling sorry for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:40, archived)
# It's the suspenders mostly.
And now that you mention his interpretation they are even creepier!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:44, archived)
# I bet he's wearing one right now.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:37, archived)
# not quite product placement, but innapropriate anyway ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:37, archived)
#
what if i put one one on his head....didn;t know how obvious that'd be...
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Now that would get a click from me :D
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:45, archived)
#
I'll give it a go tomorrow. Might be met with abject failure tho. Ah well...
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Got a light?


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(DasBoot 73's, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# TOO SOON, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# arf!
well, that's me knackered.
g.night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:29, archived)
# nite miss
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:29, archived)
# that would be good
had it been funny ? ? ? ? ?


?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:29, archived)
# ! ?! ~?! !~?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Calm down, Riddler.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:40, archived)
# We'll get those bastards who threw zippos at the WTC!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:33, archived)
# but they keep making them
and making them easier to carry too

all the time

they are getting lighter and lighter
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:34, archived)
# One day the WTC will be pocket sized!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:38, archived)
# one day they make inflatable ones
and you'll be able to blow it up whenever you want!

oh.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:40, archived)
# BAA DUM
CRASH!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:43, archived)
# On an unrelated note, it looks like more and more people are confusing Austria with Australia.
www.smh.com.au/national/victorian-father-raped-daughter-for-30-years-20090917-frz7.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:33, archived)
# what's more, he's victorian so he's really old!
HA HA HA HA

oh

*leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:36, archived)
# *lobs frypan*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:38, archived)
# hah! call that frypan!
my cousin in Ningbo! get you 40 frypan better quality!

with nike shoes!

hah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:39, archived)
# NIKE! BAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:46, archived)
[challenge entry] ; /
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:16, archived)
# can't go wrong with t'brew
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:23, archived)
# years ago I used to mix it with diamond white or 'K' cider for a power snakebite..
.. what a headache inducer!.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:28, archived)
# CLASSY
bugger you are :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:30, archived)
# oh yes... Only the best for me:
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:36, archived)
# a gentleman of repute you are
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Probably bindun...
... but the idea popped into my head earlier and refused to leave until realised in JPEG form.
(I helped save b3ta! Tinlad, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:11, archived)
# lol
raised a chortle here.. but definately deserves a

(shamen Geekius Maximus, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Oh is it 4chan time?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)
# so do half of these funnehs i pick up from random sites come from
4chan? fucksocks. Now i feel like a tit.
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:16, archived)
# 4chan isn't that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:20, archived)
# OMG, I Luv mudkips, LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:33, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 4:45, archived)
# O_O

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:25, archived)
# / º \
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:28, archived)
# <(^/\^)>
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Videogaymens!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:31, archived)
# he is playing latest virtual reality mmorpg
"big thing with a tongue on my carpet"

levelling up is very effortsome :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Discomeats gained 3 exp.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:36, archived)
# only 42,039,539,582,583 more and I reach level 2 !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:41, archived)
# I went to a nerd retro game night at a pub earlier,
the dude who owns the pub had just about every console going
set up with their individual tv's, all in the rooms above the
bar. It was great.
However it did feel slightly like crashing someone's house
party who you didn't know, and they didn't have many guests.
Still; great.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:36, archived)
# :D
more retro! DRM THIS bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Fuck yeah what did you play?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Pong, Streets of Rage, Road Rash, Soul Calibur, Tekken, Mario Kart,
Micro Machines, Super Mario Land, Star Fox, PaRappa The Rapper.

And not so Retro; Wii Sports and Mario and Sonic Olympics.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Oh damn there's some good stuff there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Tip of the iceberg that; he didn't have the Amiga, N64, NES or Dreamcast set up
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:48, archived)
# That's a fun idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Really it is.
Would have been better with more people though, get some
championships on the go. It's completely free too.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Explain, please.
Diode? LED? Hindenburg? Flash bulbs made the Hindenburg explode so an LED is safe?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Zeppelin
Durrr...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:27, archived)
# LEDburg?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Led
Zeppelin! come on man
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Ooohhhh fuuccccck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:15, archived)
# i love you
MU
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:19, archived)
# QUACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:38, archived)
# tip 1
.. you're not meant to actually explain the joke ;C
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:17, archived)
# tip 2
Cant be arsed with all the inevitable "ris" replies.
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:18, archived)
# tip 3
stop taking the person you're replying to ON THE INTERNET utterly seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Shit
You mean b3ta isnt a serious site after all? fucking hell you have ruined my life.
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:22, archived)
# no, b3ta is a very serious site, there are even diagrams
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:28, archived)
# you
have saved my life. Thankyou kind sir.. Now wheres the bit about watchen das blinkenlights?
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:31, archived)
# OH SHIT OH SHIT!
I don't have anything about the watchen das blinkenlichten

!!!

*runs screaming into the distance*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:32, archived)
# come back!!
we have tea!
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:33, archived)
# I hope it's yorkshire tea
like on that advert

where they drink yorkshire tea
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:35, archived)
# tis
like tea used to fookin be, aye lad. *doffs flat cap at ya*
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:37, archived)
# this is so fucking hawt!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:32, archived)
# provide benefit with japanese appliance!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:33, archived)
# I get jokes!
Nicely cloned, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:15, archived)
# tesla?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:20, archived)
# mmmmm
explody
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:21, archived)
# kirky .. just because.
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:08, archived)
# so fucking suave!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Evening 4chan.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:10, archived)
# just cos
kirky in a top hat gives me a boner does not imply i like 4chan. ;)
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:11, archived)
# The poster style does though
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:12, archived)
# really?
shows how much i know of 4chan. I shall note that for future reference.
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:13, archived)
# It's just a heavily, heavily overused and often lazy style.
I mean, you've done a bit more with hat and monocle but the 'Motivational' caption idea is getting a bit old.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:15, archived)
# time to
dip into my creativity pool for something original then. How about Mrs Mangel licking bouncers bollocks?
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:18, archived)
# ARG ARG ARG ARG GET IT OFF ME!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:21, archived)
# I had that problem with Fritzl on this box

I'm getting better (arguably)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:12, archived)
# :D
nicely
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Is that not just a clever bit of design, so it looks right from this angle and shit from all others?
Like this girl did.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Yes... yes. That's it.
Clever design. thanks for the save zeltergiset
Picture reminds me of Be Kind Rewind camouflage scene
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:21, archived)
# I would go there and push it just a fucking inch and ruin her day
Then she would HAVE to go out with me
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:33, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Aren't the ages 17-?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:17, archived)
[challenge entry] HAL has experienced an unexpected problem and needs to close the pod bay doors.
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:06, archived)
# haha.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:12, archived)
[challenge entry]





(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:03, archived)
# haha... i see your point ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:04, archived)
# oh dear
is the bloke in the top one with he-man called bo?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:06, archived)
# She-Ra's bit of stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:07, archived)
# a picture of ram-man would have been better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:10, archived)
# EPIC
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:07, archived)
[challenge entry] hmm
(gtfomh, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:56, archived)
# A branded gun would be inappropriate product placement.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:57, archived)
# yes, but this is also inappropriate product placement.
(gtfomh, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:00, archived)
# I agree.
"Sponsored by the Samaritans" would not be.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:01, archived)
# I was more worried about the 'tv'
but I figured I saw this on tv, and maybe they simply edited in the product placement for the tv version.
(gtfomh, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Slipping towards films is the least of this competition's worries.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:06, archived)
[challenge entry]


p.s. - i'm being sarcastic, not asking the question ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Bottom right: the choice of the decerning sponsor
Sponsored by vs.
Product placement.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)
# *ahem*
discerning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:55, archived)
# De`cern´
v. t. 1. To perceive, discern, or decide.
2. (Scots Law) To decree; to adjudge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:57, archived)
# hm
i call shenanigans!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:00, archived)
#
dictionary.reference.com/browse/decern
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:02, archived)
# yes, but it's archaic
how often do you use the word verily?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:05, archived)
# I guess more than I'd like to admit.
*looks sheepish*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:09, archived)
# gadzooks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:11, archived)
# *is impressed, verily*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Phew... I owe you a pint for the save!
Did you know: That twat Hedgehog is making us go to the Derby bash in kilts all because of something I may or may not have said at 5am in the morning whilst pished?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Decern is a perfectly good word.
It even means what you meant it to mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Well I'm so used to being wrong
I cave in too readily.

EDIT: PINT OFFER RECINDED!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:00, archived)
# boo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:09, archived)
# i still say it's wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Archaic spellings don't really count. But it does seem to be a spelling, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:06, archived)
# You should use it in some Science that you write in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:07, archived)
# For extra points : in the title of a paper.
I especially like paper titles that start with the word "On", like:

"On the einstein-podolsky-rosen paradox" Bell et al 1964

or

"On the shortest spanning subtree of a graph and the traveling salesman problem" Krushkal 1956
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)
# bloody fence-sitter
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:07, archived)
# i should not be allowed near men in kilts
the temptation is just far too strong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Well by law we're not allowed to wear underwear
but it says nothing about stapling the kilt to your knees
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:04, archived)
# sorry, i kind of drifted off there
the last thing i remember is the phrase "not allowed to wear underwear"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:08, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:55, archived)
# thank you!
I hope it inspires
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Losses must be kept to their minimum.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Also: AIDS

Previous: One, Two, Three, Four. For the rest of the Animal Business set.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:45, archived)
# oh christ
hahahahahahaha

(also, under para. 5: hahahahahahaha)
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:47, archived)
# I like this because I can clearly see a business cat and a business dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)
# What is your opinion on Business Mole?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:53, archived)
# This was a disturbingly quick and apt post.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Over 500 of those olde ones done so far, so It's not hard to match any topic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:57, archived)
# residentz???
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:56, archived)
# I cannot see a business mole.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:03, archived)
# more business meetings need to be like this
can they be feasting on the rotted, bloated corpse of ricky gervais?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Vultures might be the best for that scenario.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
# NO
siamese cats with chopsticks, enjoying their business lunch of gervais meats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:55, archived)
# i am jealous of that cat and his sushi
also, i want a spork weasel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Well, I am certainly glad that you have decided against regularly making the cat the 'odd one out'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:23, archived)
# I did think of continuing the trend.
But the dialog and the poses didn't work out that way after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Fing3rSlave, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:32, archived)
# WELL RENDERED
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:33, archived)
# THAT'S SOME MIGHTY FINE SUBSURFACE SCATTERING MA'AM
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Nice user number.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Thanking you-but I have so far failed to capitalize on it.
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:46, archived)
# i dislike her tights
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I prolike them.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:43, archived)
# you prolapse them?
that's a bit too kinky even for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)
# I like a woman in tights.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:46, archived)
# i like a man in tights
green tights
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)
# I can appease this.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:49, archived)
# I think. I'm not sure I understand what it is I just typed.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:51, archived)
# you are wearing green tights?
are you a merry man?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:51, archived)
# I can be, if that's what you want.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
# it is what i want.
a merry man with a massive happy cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Does he have to be fighting his way up a stone staircase with a sword?
Or perhaps swinging on a handy nearby chandelier?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
# the adventures of robin hood
with errol flynn, olivia dehaviland and basil rathbone.
great film.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:53, archived)
# And when I say "fighting", I really mean "making wild swings, that clash swords out away from the body of both participants in the sword dance"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)
# well, they don't want to injure their acting glands
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Or rip their tights.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:03, archived)
# i agree
she should remove them at once and go and lay on the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 1:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Yummy!!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:29, archived)
# LOOK AT THAT RENDER
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:30, archived)
# TWO FUCKING HOURS WELL SPENT.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:30, archived)
# I had to go back and check what you were going on about
Has no one here heard of programs like Terragen, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING THERE
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:32, archived)
# ew
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 0:31, archived)

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