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# Oh Yes - this makes me horny
...well you know what i mean
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:18, archived)
# Oh shit....
someone has already done a trellis....
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:20, archived)
# these people
they do trellis many many time!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:25, archived)
# but
the Kofi was inspired, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:34, archived)
# He is our saviour
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:16, archived)
# This is the close to my warning!
We all have to work for a considerable length of time before we can retire! We all want to live comfortably and retire comfortably! There is NO doubt that to achieve this we have to generate winning results and make our working lives count - it's a fact. If anyone is content with a below average income, coasting along, and retiring on the Governments generous £60.00 per week they simply don't belong in this team. Working hard in this industry will bring huge results so don't waste the opportunity and stop plodding along.
(bestnotgiveit, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:14, archived)
# Arse arse arse
What a load of Arse!!!

yeah £60 quid a week - we are all probably gonna get nowt for a pension when we retire
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:52, archived)
# so your motivation is SUPPOSED to be money.
i'd RUN out. they can at least _pretend_ they're a nice company to work for.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 16:20, archived)
# They wouldn't give him a statue
if they knew about this !
(I helped save b3ta! Analogue Warthog, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:05, archived)
# that;s
ace! ha ha!
(redifusion, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:08, archived)
# I saw...
...that pic in the paper yesterday, can I ask where you got it? I have a cunning plan...
(Dave Mash, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:09, archived)
# From
here re:rob


He's such a naughty boy !
(I helped save b3ta! Analogue Warthog, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:19, archived)
# bastard
all that be-nice-to-animals organic bollocks and now this
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:27, archived)
# Go on
have another drink Mr Paul
(I helped save b3ta! Analogue Warthog, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:30, archived)
# Sophie Trellis Drinksbar
(Dave Mash, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:02, archived)
# i hope
this is some sick joke
www.geocities.com/daveswebservices/
(nic0le, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:54, archived)
# Looks like
the work of a bloke I know - does webdesign for a living but is complete arse...

Got to be a joke...or an american
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:56, archived)
# random morrissey generator
does exactly what it says on the tin

www.howdoesitfeel.f9.co.uk/ranmoz.html
(ianuk, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:52, archived)
# I love
how you put Neil Morrissey there.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:54, archived)
# i prefered the version with kittens
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:56, archived)
# that inspired a google search..



(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:00, archived)
# ho ho
like it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:07, archived)
# Ahhh...
...its just like Smiths night. Except with no broken flowers in the toilets...
(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:17, archived)
# Prince Charles the winged hero


full story.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:43, archived)
# I want one
on my mantlepiece.
(james, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:54, archived)
# ha
ha ha ha ha! ha ha aha ha ha ha! ha ha ha! I want one so i can use it as a urinal... ha ha ha haaha ha.
(redifusion, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:55, archived)
# Sorry
But I forget how to post images - how do I do it?
Cheers
(No Pay Attention, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:43, archived)
# there's a handy guide
here
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:01, archived)
# Aha!!
Cheers Big Guy
(Now Paying Attention, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:06, archived)
# Inside the mind of Geoffery Dahmer
(I helped save b3ta! Analogue Warthog, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:40, archived)
# hehehehehe!!!
then she died in hostpital !!WaaaHAHAHAHA!!! stop please... my ribs HAHAHAHA!!!!!
(Dave Mash, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:37, archived)
# Why
is that bloke wearing a bin bag?
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:39, archived)
# he's also
got a piece of bog roll on his head.. or is a fried egg?
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:45, archived)
# Why
Why is the small child in front going bald?
(Dave Mash, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:04, archived)
# Furtive recieves his Giro.
(Your_Mum, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:22, archived)
# just got written warning:
TO BE A WINNING TEAM WE MUST BEHAVE LIKE ONE!

What's Out -

Getting in at 9.00 or even worse later
Leaving early to take care of personal things (we all have Saturdays, Sundays and Days Off for that)
Surfing the net - wont earn you a penny (even if it is a client's web site)
Reading joke emails
Conversing with friends by email - why don't you just get on the phone to them - because you know it's wrong!
Sharing jpegs and mpegs with colleagues
Discussing last nights TV
Discussing tonight's TV
Take 1+ hours for lunch
Taking snide sick days because you had a skin full the night before
Holding non-work related discussions whilst others are trying to work (which is all day!)
(bestnotgiveitout, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:20, archived)
# would a verbal
warning be given like this:



Tell your boss, to be a winning team, you should all be paid exactly the same amount.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:27, archived)
# a verbal gerbil
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:51, archived)
# that sounds
more like a panicking team than a winning one.

Is shouting 'fire' work related or not?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:28, archived)
# BTW
do you work for tottenham by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:07, archived)
# Miserable Corporate Wankers
Typical, sounds like standard managerial course patronising brainwash bollocks arse if you ask me. Don't they realise that a happy worker is a productive worker?
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:30, archived)
# Besides......
.....What the flip do we know about winning teams? When was the last time we won anything?
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:32, archived)
# what a
(redifusion, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:31, archived)
# you made that up!
(please tell me you made that up!)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:45, archived)
# send it back
with a note saying "is this really relevant to the task in hand?"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:57, archived)
# Management Wanky Braintoss
Sounds like your boss has a small penis and no brain. I am a boss and i spend all day fucking about and fully expect my team to do so. If he wants advice tell him to get in touch.

Blah blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:23, archived)
# Did they know?
That such keen behaviour is tantamount to ruination??

Idleness

I personally live by this...

I am a Lazy-spendthrift(?) -
(I helped save b3ta! Sam, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:34, archived)
# Ha Ha. You're midgets!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:18, archived)
# update on the blair wooing nurses
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:14, archived)
# My dad..
http://bobyoung.com/images/fat_guy_in_polyester.jpg
(Mr Jones, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:10, archived)
# your dad
is a joyful bloke!
(BïF, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Winkle Sheep!
(Desbo, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:06, archived)
# luke watch out !
for the

sofa jelly-deathstar
(I helped save b3ta! Analogue Warthog, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:02, archived)
# Heheh
I'll Woo! that one
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:04, archived)
# it says much about the b3ta hq today...
we all laughed/groaned at that simultaneously.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:04, archived)
# just a quicky
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:01, archived)
# no!!
no no no!

it's been resisted since the first image appeared. NO NO.
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:06, archived)
# yes!
yes yes and .... yes!
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:10, archived)
# The best GIF animator to download is...
????
(Your_Mum, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 8:59, archived)
# if you can find
it without having to buy photoshop, image ready is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:00, archived)
# hehehe
with your name that message is really funny - the best gif animator to download is.. your mum!
haha - i dont know why i found that so funny
(scabby dog, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 11:34, archived)

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