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# Can I have your views please!
(bobzac, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:28, archived)
# that's really good
did you make it yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:31, archived)
# Ahh...
thats by the same person who did that anim where they geezers head blows up.

They've been aaalll over the net and back several times :)

Funny tho...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:32, archived)
# that's brilliant
truly
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:34, archived)
# But Dave!!!
(Dave Mash, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:27, archived)
# Hahah!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:29, archived)
# heh heh heh
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:36, archived)
# top testicular
mind-transferrance.
I thought it was true about the blind having extra powerful extra-senses.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:11, archived)
# votes please
man or woman?

(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:23, archived)
# fish or fowl???
ekkk that worries me
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:26, archived)
# Its
Frankie Howard
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:27, archived)
# Ooooooh!
I said, "hey" i said "Missus", yes you in the cheap seats at the back... "Ooooooh"
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:30, archived)
# it's
Andrew's "mother"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:28, archived)
# ....
Andrew's new gf?
(Shaolin_Bukkake, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:28, archived)
# Will Self...
...on a bad hair day?
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:31, archived)
# A-ha!
Phil Collins is the bastard love-child of Sophie Ellis Bextor and Frank 'Ferret Face' Burns.
As usual, I have the proof and I've brought it with me:
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:23, archived)
# Posting Pictures:
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:23, archived)
# Except
you don't need </IMG>

I always think posting text as an image is an excellent use of bandwidth :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:26, archived)
# I only did it...
...to get the angle brackets in alright. I'm a bit of an IT Muppet I'm afraid.

All my knowledge has been scraped from you guys, and then it's only the most chewy pork scratchings, not the prime bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:30, archived)
# Use
&lt; for <
and
&gt; for >
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:35, archived)
# so how do you write
the & l t without getting a <? Sorry to everyone who knows I know this isn't an HTML msg board sorry, sorry, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:54, archived)
# you write
&amp;lt;
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:08, archived)
# hehe
hehehehehe

nice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:31, archived)
# well
you do, if you want to use the xhtml standards being touted by the w3c...

or do like this

<img src="blah" />
(Carthag, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 13:33, archived)
# You liar!
arsebiscuit.com doesn't exist! :)
(Shaolin_Bukkake, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:32, archived)
# Sorry...
I spent my last domain credit on www.carphone-whorehouse.co.uk - which I really should use for something.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:35, archived)
# That is a quality
URL... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:45, archived)
# Well...
Some people have too much time on their hands.

www.poppyfields.net/poppy/monkey/munkeh.html
(stanrandom, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:19, archived)
# The monkey is OK ...
... but who's the ginger pig at the bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:27, archived)
# I want one...
...but I'm not subscribing to ITVD for it. Telewest has me well and truly snared.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:34, archived)
# I wonder if
ITV Digital (or whatever they're called today) would attract more subscribers by giving away ginger pigs than cuddly monkeys? They'd be great to taunt and keep in a cage and poke with sticks.
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:42, archived)
# Popbitch.com
Now have b3ta linked twice on their front page, including the top link. Bravo! Web dominance plans on schedule. Soon Andrew, soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Cedarsave, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:17, archived)
# oreilly book madness
when rob posted that photo of the b3ta mugs, you managed to guess the oreilly books on my desk - purely by size. very impressive, but can you guess the whole shelf?

(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:16, archived)
# what
no Beano annuals?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:19, archived)
# they have a room to themselves
seriously
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:20, archived)
# bloody hell cal
that shelf is giving way under O'Reilly-ness.

You've made it a bit easier by leaving the spines facing out :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:20, archived)
# that picture was taken last year
i've got about twice as many now :)

(and the shelf is still standing)
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:37, archived)
# books
rite lets have a go!

Java, ASP, UML, HTML,DOCBOOK,
Thats all I can do!
(bobzac, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:21, archived)
# They're all hollow.
They're just the spines! I'm sure you have marmots hidden in there.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:29, archived)
# B3ta bridge
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:14, archived)
# keep pressing those
woo buttons folks.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:16, archived)
# it's tutorial time...
why hasn't b3ta got a shortcut icon?

and... how can I create one for my hp???
(Shaolin_Bukkake, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:12, archived)
# i guess...
if someone designed one we could have one...
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:17, archived)
# ok
AW icon maybe?
(Shaolin_Bukkake, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:22, archived)
# I just mad a tutorial...
as text in a GIF, and posted it above. Perhaps it should be kept somewhere handy.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:25, archived)
# Do you mean Favicon.ico?
If so - here is an article about it. Click
(raz, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:34, archived)
# PIC ON BOARD
If I give some1 the url could ya out the pic on for me pls?
(bobzac, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:09, archived)
# Dude it worked!
(bobzac, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:08, archived)
# ..
Strike 3
(Sabaki, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:09, archived)
# Bobzac,
email me at [email protected] , and I'll send you the exact tags used to post the picture!!!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:14, archived)
# That
is so amazingly great!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:14, archived)
# Turrets Dog
(Turrets Dog, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:05, archived)
# Who
is Turret?

Why does he own this dog? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:16, archived)
# you mean
tourette's

fer god's sake
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:16, archived)
# turrets tourettes lets call the whole thing off!
: : : I am interested in the disease: Turret Syndrome. I am writing a research paper and would appreciate any information I can get. FUCK!!!
(Turrets Dog, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:32, archived)
# turret syndrome
does that involve tanks?
(batardo, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:36, archived)
# sniff....sniffsniff
sniff....sniff..sniff.......sniffsniff....squeak..sniff..sniff.....sniffsniff...CUNTsniff.....sniff..............................sniff.
(mr mouse, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Bear in the gents!


(bobzac, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:05, archived)
# I hope
its worth the wait
(Sabaki, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:06, archived)
# errr - that pic
i hate to ask but is it a gif or a jpeg? or is it a gifjpg?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:09, archived)
# the Giraptor fiercly defends it's terroritory
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:01, archived)
# hehehehe!!!
that bastard misanthrope giraptor!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:04, archived)
# how do you get him to pop out the clouds?
is it layers jiggery-pokery?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:05, archived)
# yes
i copied a chunky-looking bit of cloud into a new layer, in front of everything bar the speech bubble.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:27, archived)
# Every time...
(Sabaki, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:59, archived)
# Bravo!
I like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:02, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! buttercup, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:02, archived)
# Domo Kun
looks like he's trying to remember where he put his car keys!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:30, archived)
# I knew it was big etc.etc.
I'll get the knack of this photoshop thing eventually.

(qwerty, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:55, archived)
# Picture
could you help me please? I want to put a picture on the msg board but i don't know how. Could you tell me pls?
(bobzac, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:57, archived)
# Just use the usal html tag for pictures
and make sure you've got some webspace to link from.

If you haven't got any, msn communities is as good a place as anywhere by the looks of it.
(qwerty, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:59, archived)
# OK,...
use the following:

(img src="http://thelocationofthepicontheweb.gifjpg")(/img)

replace the () with the angle brackets.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:00, archived)
# Actually
you don't need the </img> this is afterall, HTML not XHTML :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:14, archived)
# there's a handy guide
here
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:02, archived)
# probably
there should be a link to the faq on the front page
make things easier
(Jesus, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 8:08, archived)
# hehehee.
Nice one
(Jamsie, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Bear in the Gents!
(bobzac, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:51, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:55, archived)
# Thanks for that
informative lesson on Utopia temples. I feel enlightened now.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:59, archived)

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