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[challenge entry] Wanna see Hell?
On a Friday (or any day) THIS is hell :



-David
(HoTWire, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:19, archived)
# Hey that looks a bit like my desk
except theres no hardcore porn and/or B3ta on the monitor :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:22, archived)
# You've got a bigger problem I think
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:38, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:40, archived)
# Ever get the feeling?
Your being watched? OR am I paranoid?

-David
(HoTWire, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:54, archived)
# I want jellysfish
in my office too.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:40, archived)
# top darts
well done that man
(HoTWire, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:41, archived)
# pr0n

now we know why he isnt at his desk! :)
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 7:53, archived)
# The Byker Segway
puarly fuckin mint y'cunt
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:11, archived)
# Woo!
Alloys. For a moment there I thought you said "Biker" segway :)

Hmm... could you do a biker segway as well? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:16, archived)
# Not sure....
It would have to involve chrome, tassels and leather, and I'm not sure I can be arsed :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 7:01, archived)
# I'll send you
your favourite chocolate bar in the post!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 7:06, archived)
# help
what was the biggest selling single of 2000?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:11, archived)
# Can we fix it?
That would be 'Bob The Builder'.


Click the picture for proof...
(I helped save b3ta! Mister Al, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:12, archived)
# cheers
!
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:25, archived)
# I think
we'd all be good at a pub quiz, someone might need to bring a laptop tho :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:35, archived)
# In a really cheap reuse
of the 4 man bob gag, I was reminiscing on the Sidney Olympics
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:09, archived)
[challenge entry] this would be playing in the music halls of hell
(I helped save b3ta! i've got tickets to the first showing of star wars, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:06, archived)
# Oh fuck!
I'd better start being a good boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:17, archived)
# You're joking -
after the stuff we've posted this last fortnight? :o))
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:21, archived)
# Ahhh
but I repent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:22, archived)
# Great - how did
you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:50, archived)
# Well
first I pented, then I did it again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:51, archived)
# Got ya.
Where did I put me tin after I re-pented the fence....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 7:47, archived)
[challenge entry] amish paradise
(scabby dog, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:04, archived)
[challenge entry] amish life continues
really would be hell
(scabby dog, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:07, archived)
# Lazy photoshopping...Robert Mugabee
robert mugabee
a) because it's not very well done
b) because i don't know if anyone's already done it
(I helped save b3ta! lurker_no_more, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:01, archived)
# Hours of fun
Clicky
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:00, archived)
[challenge entry] the devil himself
(age_solo, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:00, archived)
# searching for hell images
I found this:
The Museum of Depressionist Art

nice reworkings of classic paintings.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:59, archived)
# hell
too big for the board...
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:59, archived)
# don't worry
that doesn't happen 'til next thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:05, archived)
# Coinbird
Don't ask - I have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:58, archived)
# BT Openworld ADSL bandwidth deal
Last night I had a chat with the tech support guys at BT Openworld to get all the details for the free web space that came with my ADSL connection, as part of my rathergood server spreading project. I asked them how much bandwidth I could transfer, and they said it was genuinely unlimited. I said I may be transferring around a hundred gigs a month, and they didn't flinch for a moment. In the tech support guy's words, it may not stay this way for ever, but currently they are not capping data transfer. Does anyone know if this is just plain wrong? Assuming they told me the truth, I suggest you all go out and get BT Openworld ADSL connections, if only for the unlimited bandwidth from the web space you get. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:53, archived)
# Yay!
I've got BT openworld, I share it with my flatmate through proxy server. If you like I could ask him nicely for half of it, I don't know how much space they give tho. crab bloke, if you're interested, send me an email and I could host some stuff for you.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:55, archived)
# Cheers Vulga (and everyone else who's offered to help out)
They give you 20megs of disk space- not very much but it's fine for my purposes- I have several flash files which will easily fit into that- the problem is that they each get large umbers of downloads, so it's bandwidth rather than disk space which is the limitation. I'm going to try shifting everything onto it today, and see if it works. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:01, archived)
# Hello crabby
that's good then. So you van do whatever you like then?
Saw the giantbee merchandice stuff - it's fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:01, archived)
# Isn't it just!
glad you like it, I got a nice email from a woman in New South Wales about it. The Giant Bee will have to move home too- might want to tell nicey before you guys head off- I'll drop him a quick email now actually.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:15, archived)
# Yes, bast do it quick
'cause WE'RE GOING ON HOLIDAY TOMOROW!!!

Woo, Yay, and yippidee-do-da!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:21, archived)
# going any where nice
?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:23, archived)
# Skiing in France
Kids booked into mountain nursery, mother-in-law to help out too.
Freedom!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:29, archived)
# cool have fun
I've just been thinking what a stupid question "Are you going anywhere nice on holiday?" is. Like you're going to say "no, we're going camping in Scunthorpe".
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:39, archived)
# Nothing wrong with
S*cunt*horpe.
get yourself down to Henry Afrika's for a good old fashioned knees up/fist fight. You could always empty the chemical toilet there.
(AndybellGFN, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:49, archived)
# Get it in writing
NOW!

wish I had a BT line now... I could repurpose my old Mac
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:01, archived)
# I assume what the basic score is
is that they have a vast amount of resources set up for the broadband revolution, and take-up hasn't been high enough to cause them any issues yet. That's what it sounds like anyway. I'm assuming that one day they'll collar me, but it sounds like it should work for now. Hey-ho, I'll transfer all my stuff, and keep you posted if I get nasty letters from them.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:14, archived)
# Well
I'm on BT myself and they don't seem to have any bandwidth issues at the moment. I've got a very picture-heavy site going which gets 500+ hits a day, and they've never complained.
They give you 50MB space on anytime, but only 20MB on broadband, which is a small pain. The only other problem is that I've never been able to access their FTP server unless I'm dialled-up to BT. Can't do it remotely. Can't do it via FTP commands in a browser either - and that means difficulty with posting up anything at work.
Of course, if anyone -does- know a way, please let me know what it is!
(I helped save b3ta! KQ, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:05, archived)
# IP spoofing?
not illegal, probably immoral. Naaah, it's never bothered me before, but I'm sure it could be done with the return IP address the FTP server would request
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:17, archived)
# Remember my warning last week?
"What's Out -
Getting in at 9.00 or even worse later
Leaving early to take care of personal things (we all have Saturdays, Sundays and Days Off for that)
Surfing the net - wont earn you a penny (even if it is a client's web site)
Reading joke emails
Conversing with friends by email - why don't you just get on the phone to them - because you know it's wrong!
Sharing jpegs and mpegs with colleagues
Discussing last nights TV
Discussing tonight's TV
Take 1+ hours for lunch
Taking snide sick days because you had a skin full the night before
Holding non-work related discussions whilst others are trying to work (which is all day!)"

Well you'll be pleased to know I resigned and today is my last day. See you from the dole queue next week!
(russellsprout, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:46, archived)
# Yay!
Go Sprout! Save us a place in the queue!
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:47, archived)
# name and
shame - who wrote that memo?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:48, archived)
# outing
they should be outed as the nazi they are (unless it was you, of course)
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:50, archived)
# no can do, yet
off for leaving piss up soon. Will post again later, maybe then!
(russellsprout, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 6:09, archived)
# We rule the world
I have made this b3ta map of the world.
Feel free to add objects, your icons, whatever, to make the world Planet B3ta.




Click on the above link to get the bigger version.
(Shaolin_Bukkake, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:39, archived)
# I'm a lazy bastard...
I forgot to put furtive bear on it!
(Shaolin_Bukkake, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Challenge! We're worried about our immortal souls
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:38, archived)
# Not that bad really

(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:57, archived)
# I still own one of those
T-shirts. I am amshamed.
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 8:11, archived)
# i'm
bored, i know! time for some inbox subjectline poetry!

crime scene and visit,
daft...
hello,
herro!
hello and eating babies,
coming out to play?

there, that's better
(redifusion, Fri 15 Mar 2002, 5:30, archived)

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